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Megaman50100
10/02/17 5:45:33 PM
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Titles that don't matter to the game (Madden), no longer make sense (Final Fantasy II+), etc.
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gafemaqs
10/02/17 5:46:19 PM
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Battlefield 1
VVVVVV
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Dustin1280
10/02/17 5:47:20 PM
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Z.H.P. Unlosing Ranger VS Darkdeath Evilman
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DreadedWave
10/02/17 5:48:14 PM
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Infinite Undiscovery
Bravely Default
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AngelsNAirwav3s
10/02/17 5:49:57 PM
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Thought this topic was about useless video game boobs, disappointed
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Pics_nao_plz
10/02/17 5:50:30 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
Z.H.P. Unlosing Ranger VS Darkdeath Evilman

Fuck you. That's an awesome title
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Evolician
10/02/17 5:53:50 PM
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Zelda. The games aren't about Zelda. Some of the games don't even mention Zelda or have her make an appearance.

Metroid is bad too. They can't just keep making games about Metroids over and over. Eventually Samus has gotta go hunt down something else. Like in Metroid Prime 2 & 3.
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ChromaticAngel
10/02/17 5:59:30 PM
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Megaman50100 posted...
Titles that don't matter to the game (Madden), no longer make sense (Final Fantasy II+), etc.


Xexyz literally means nothing as far as I can tell.
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ChromaticAngel
10/02/17 6:00:31 PM
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Evolician posted...
Zelda. The games aren't about Zelda. Some of the games don't even mention Zelda or have her make an appearance.


what? She's in all of them. Even in Majora's Mask she appears in a flashback.
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Gafemage
10/02/17 6:01:10 PM
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DreadedWave posted...
Infinite Undiscovery

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dave_is_slick
10/02/17 6:02:38 PM
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What do you mean "doesn't matter"? Totally meaningless or totally misleading?
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Darmik
10/02/17 6:05:38 PM
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Fuse
Haze
Brink
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Doe
10/02/17 6:07:30 PM
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Zero Time Dilemma

jk it's actually an anagram of ME IM ZERO IM DELTA
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CircleOfManias
10/02/17 6:09:53 PM
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gafemaqs posted...
VVVVVV


VVVVVV is actually a pretty clever title. All the characters' names start with V, and written out it resembles both spikes and the movement you make when you're passing through a corridor repeatedly switching gravity to avoid said spikes.
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3khc
10/02/17 6:11:54 PM
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Pokemon.

It's not even about pockets.
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HylianFox
10/02/17 6:16:12 PM
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yeah, I miss games with bland titles like "Pong"
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Evolician
10/02/17 7:00:30 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
Evolician posted...
Zelda. The games aren't about Zelda. Some of the games don't even mention Zelda or have her make an appearance.


what? She's in all of them. Even in Majora's Mask she appears in a flashback.

So the game should be called Zelda because a person named Zelda appeared in a 20 second long flashback? Doesn't change the fact that the game has nothing to do with her.

Also, she isn't in Links Awakening at all. And she doesn't appear in the Oracle games unless you link the games together. Tetra is in Phantom Hourglass but never appears as Zelda.
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HylianFox
10/02/17 7:02:31 PM
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True Sword and Lots Magic: Adventure Boy
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weapon_d00d816
10/02/17 7:02:34 PM
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Any Halo game that didn't actually feature any Halo rings.
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E32005
10/02/17 7:03:30 PM
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ehhwhatever
10/02/17 7:06:20 PM
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E32005 posted...
read that as "useless titties"

wat? man boobs
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UnholyMudcrab
10/02/17 7:16:29 PM
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RickyTheBAWSE
10/02/17 7:17:01 PM
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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Thought this topic was about useless video game boobs, disappointed

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Context? Context!? CONTEXT!!!
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littlebro07
10/02/17 7:19:27 PM
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Kingdom Hearts 2.8 Final Mix Prologue Chapter Zero Squared Infinity 3.14
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Megaman50100
10/02/17 9:15:21 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Most Japanese games

I'd say about a quarter have titles that are just words for the sake of it. Most may sound weird but they actually have plot relevance.
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VerisimiIitude
10/02/17 9:18:23 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Kingdom Hearts 2.8 Final Mix Prologue Chapter Zero Squared Infinity 3.14

I feel like you could've made your point pretty well without exaggerating...
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salandrews
10/02/17 9:20:21 PM
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Kingdom hearts and bravely default come to mind.
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Kelystic
10/02/17 9:21:35 PM
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DmC: Devil May Cry
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Naysaspace
10/02/17 9:23:01 PM
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Final fantasy 2-15
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LegendaryElite
10/02/17 9:25:38 PM
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Unlimited Saga
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0AbsoluteZero0
10/02/17 9:26:05 PM
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Project Octopath Traveler

Upcoming Square RPG with a WTF name
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Darmik
10/02/17 9:27:27 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Project Octopath Traveler

Upcoming Square RPG with a WTF name


That's the codename. Not the final title.

It's called that because you play as 8 separate characters with their own unique path through the game lol. It's more direct than you'd think.
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Xelltrix
10/02/17 9:27:41 PM
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Gafemage posted...
DreadedWave posted...
Infinite Undiscovery


Seriously, the heck does that even mean?
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0AbsoluteZero0
10/02/17 9:31:11 PM
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Darmik posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Project Octopath Traveler

Upcoming Square RPG with a WTF name


That's the codename. Not the final title.

It's called that because you play as 8 separate characters with their own unique path through the game lol. It's more direct than you'd think.

Ah, I was under the impression that was the final name. And it makes more sense in that context, but still sounds stupid as all hell haha.

Definitely hope it pans out though, it'd be nice to get a good 3rd party RPG on Switch
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-Unowninator-
10/02/17 9:36:12 PM
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Half-Life 2. 1 made a little sense since it took place in a Science facility, but I can't even justify 2.
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GiftedACIII
10/02/17 9:37:27 PM
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Any resident evil game that's not 1 and 7
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DevsBro
10/02/17 9:43:00 PM
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Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
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Blue_Target
10/02/17 9:54:09 PM
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Holy Invasion of Privacy, Badman! What Did I Do To Deserve This?
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ultimate reaver
10/02/17 10:03:30 PM
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Square is really good at stupid undescriptive titles

Dissidia 012: Duodecim

Bravely Default

Dream Drop Distance
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Kitt
10/02/17 10:28:42 PM
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WilliamPorygon
10/02/17 10:30:03 PM
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Tales of (random made-up word)
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Kitt
10/02/17 10:32:04 PM
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Horizon: Zero Dawn
Hover: Revolt of Gamers
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littlebro07
10/03/17 12:00:35 AM
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VerisimiIitude posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Kingdom Hearts 2.8 Final Mix Prologue Chapter Zero Squared Infinity 3.14

I feel like you could've made your point pretty well without exaggerating...


I actually didn't know the actual title and thought I'd try my luck at guessing it >_>
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Bagamak
10/03/17 12:06:31 AM
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3khc posted...
Pokemon.

It's not even about pockets.

as Cell said in the Abridged Cell Games, they are not in your pockets they are on your belt. they are Belt Monsters
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littlebro07
10/03/17 12:09:36 AM
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Bagamak posted...
3khc posted...
Pokemon.

It's not even about pockets.

as Cell said in the Abridged Cell Games, they are not in your pockets they are on your belt. they are Belt Monsters


Abridged Cell Games needs to be a fully fledged series.
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DeathVelvien
10/03/17 12:14:53 AM
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Under Night In-Birth Exe:Late[st]. Have to know the lore of the game for it to begin to make any sense, and even then, god this is a trainwreck of a title.

Excellent game though.
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Skye Reynolds
10/03/17 12:16:34 AM
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Bagamak posted...
as Cell said in the Abridged Cell Games, they are not in your pockets they are on your belt. they are Belt Monsters


If they were called Beltmon, it might have tempted a lawsuit from DC Comics.

<_<
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mehmeh1
10/03/17 12:17:36 AM
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Bagamak posted...
3khc posted...
Pokemon.

It's not even about pockets.

as Cell said in the Abridged Cell Games, they are not in your pockets they are on your belt. they are Belt Monsters

that are stored in capsules, so they are capsule monsters
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BigTee66
10/03/17 12:20:09 AM
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-Unowninator- posted...
Half-Life 2. 1 made a little sense since it took place in a Science facility, but I can't even justify 2.


It maybe has to do with the lambda logo, and something about radiation?
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sabin017
10/03/17 12:21:42 AM
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*insert franchise* 64
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