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Yaridovich
09/29/17 7:23:37 PM
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Sheet one: Pops off during the night.

Sheet two: bottom corner pops off just lying there.

Sheet three is on there right now but fuck I can see that sneaky little FUCK getting ready to rebel.

They were all the right size. Fucking sheets.
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BignutzisBack
09/29/17 7:24:00 PM
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Yaridovich
09/29/17 7:24:27 PM
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BignutzisBack posted...
ok Kineth


I'm not him. Really, I'm not. This is my only account. Get that idea out of your head.
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prettyprincess
09/29/17 7:24:58 PM
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what are you doing wrong to them?
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Vicious_Dios
09/29/17 7:26:24 PM
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Yaridovich posted...
BignutzisBack posted...
ok Kineth


I'm not him. Really, I'm not. This is my only account. Get that idea out of your head.


Even IF you were, it's a pretty strange thing to bring up in a thread like this in the first place.
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Webmaster4531
09/29/17 7:26:40 PM
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I'd buy a fitted fucking sheet.
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littlebro07
09/29/17 7:27:58 PM
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Do you have a really thick mattress? I do and that happens all the fucking time.
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Yaridovich
09/29/17 7:28:04 PM
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prettyprincess posted...
what are you doing wrong to them?


I line up the corners.

I stretch the sheet over the mattress.

I pull each corner down under the corners of the mattress until the sheet is tight and out of sight.

Then I go to sleep and the sheet is complacent for a night maybe then SNAP BAM motherfucker
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Back_Stabbath
09/29/17 7:28:19 PM
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are you fat? this was a big issue for me until i lost weight then it stopped.
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Yaridovich
09/29/17 7:30:31 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Do you have a really thick mattress? I do and that happens all the fucking time.


I do! I have a memory foam mattress which is real thick. Interesting.

Back_Stabbath posted...
are you fat? this was a big issue for me until i lost weight then it stopped.


I am, but this is the only bed that the sheet refuses to stay on. Like hotel beds and beds I guest on are always just fine in the morning.
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prettyprincess
09/30/17 10:16:14 AM
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staple it down
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Returning_CEmen
09/30/17 10:39:08 AM
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I'm sure there is an item online you can buy to prevent this from happening.
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ChromaticAngel
09/30/17 10:42:35 AM
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Yaridovich posted...
Sheet two: bottom corner pops off just lying there.

Sheet three is on there right now but fuck I can see that sneaky little FUCK getting ready to rebel.

I found that this is a problem with the bed frame. Ever since I bought a new bed, the bottom most sheet never pops off.

I attribute it to the high footboard the frame has.
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Gen_Lee_Enfield
09/30/17 10:48:41 AM
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There are elastic straps with clips that hook diagonally from corner to corner to keep fitted sheets on that you might look into getting.
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