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darkphoenix181
09/25/17 11:56:14 AM
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she uses charm

would you have the strength to resist or become her food and have your vitality drained from you till you die?

like I mean you wake up one day in a game world
this is real and if you die you really die
not vr, another dimension

but you got magic powers
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Irony
09/25/17 11:58:31 AM
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Not a bad way to go
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ChromaticAngel
09/25/17 11:59:09 AM
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hold on let me consult with science to find out how magic and demons actually work IRL after I die and get put into a different IRL where magic and demons exist.
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darkphoenix181
09/25/17 11:59:17 AM
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Irony posted...
Not a bad way to go


I mean, you could not go at all you know
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FF_Redux
09/25/17 11:59:52 AM
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darkphoenix181
09/25/17 12:00:00 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
hold on let me consult with science to find out how magic and demons actually work IRL after I die and get put into a different IRL where magic and demons exist.


way to avoid the question brah
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darkphoenix181
09/25/17 12:00:42 PM
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@FF_Redux posted...
yes


well if you like men then it is an incubus instead

he is very fit and got great abs
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FF_Redux
09/25/17 12:01:40 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
he is very fit and got great abs


yes
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KiwiTerraRizing
09/25/17 12:02:01 PM
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I'd give her the meat missile until I drained her HP
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darkphoenix181
09/25/17 12:03:05 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
he is very fit and got great abs


yes


FF puts all his points into mind and has superb resistance and charm immunity it seems
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NewMernardi
09/25/17 12:04:35 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
he is very fit and got great abs


yes

He's old and has wrinkley balls
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stone
09/25/17 12:06:52 PM
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It's not a random battle of it's a boss battle. So I'd power level first and look up the wiki on how to beat her before stepping on the tile that triggers the boss fight.
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darkphoenix181
09/25/17 12:07:25 PM
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stone posted...
It's not a random battle of it's a boss battle. So I'd power level first and look up the wiki on how to beat her before stepping on the tile that triggers the boss fight.


a boss can be a random battle
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UncleBourbon33
09/25/17 12:09:54 PM
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stone
09/25/17 12:11:00 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
stone posted...
It's not a random battle of it's a boss battle. So I'd power level first and look up the wiki on how to beat her before stepping on the tile that triggers the boss fight.


a boss can be a random battle

In which game does that happen? Because I'm pretty sure they're never random in all the RPGs I played before.
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darkphoenix181
09/25/17 12:11:08 PM
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UncleBourbon33 posted...
Is she hot?


that is the whole point
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darkphoenix181
09/25/17 12:11:39 PM
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stone posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
stone posted...
It's not a random battle of it's a boss battle. So I'd power level first and look up the wiki on how to beat her before stepping on the tile that triggers the boss fight.


a boss can be a random battle

In which game does that happen? Because I'm pretty sure they're never random in all the RPGs I played before.


ff7
yuffie
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Pitlord_Special
09/25/17 12:12:56 PM
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I rolled a 16 on my saving throw and didn’t slouch on my wisdom

Think I should be good
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darkphoenix181
09/25/17 12:13:57 PM
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Pitlord_Special posted...
I rolled a 16 on my saving throw and didn’t slouch on my wisdom

Think I should be good


wise people aren't defeated by big boobs?
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stone
09/25/17 12:14:36 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
stone posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
stone posted...
It's not a random battle of it's a boss battle. So I'd power level first and look up the wiki on how to beat her before stepping on the tile that triggers the boss fight.


a boss can be a random battle

In which game does that happen? Because I'm pretty sure they're never random in all the RPGs I played before.


ff7
yuffie

Heh. Guess she is a random encounter , but doesn't she only appear in a specific area? So not that random since it's still scripted and can be planned.
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hollow_shrine
09/25/17 12:15:51 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
stone posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
stone posted...
It's not a random battle of it's a boss battle. So I'd power level first and look up the wiki on how to beat her before stepping on the tile that triggers the boss fight.


a boss can be a random battle

In which game does that happen? Because I'm pretty sure they're never random in all the RPGs I played before.


ff7
yuffie

Is that a boss fight, though? Compare that to the Doomgaze in FFVI, or the Via Purifico in FFX-2, or that endgame Junkyard area in BoF3 casually populated by normal randos and the boss-like mages and brawlers who hit harder than the actual final boss, and have uniquely learnable skills that trivialize the remaining endgame content.
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darkphoenix181
09/25/17 12:17:10 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
Is that a boss fight, though?


yes

a unique enemy who is stronger than the other enemies in that area

is by definition a boss

it is true that you can find her later after you are overpowered, but that doesn't make her not a boss
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averagejoel
09/25/17 12:24:41 PM
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lol I'll be fine
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ChromaticAngel
09/25/17 12:25:11 PM
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stone posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
stone posted...
It's not a random battle of it's a boss battle. So I'd power level first and look up the wiki on how to beat her before stepping on the tile that triggers the boss fight.


a boss can be a random battle

In which game does that happen? Because I'm pretty sure they're never random in all the RPGs I played before.


literally FF6

They're not even the first to do it, either. FF5 has a pseudo random GilGame boss in the sense that there the area you encounter him is fixed but it's a random chance every step you take in that area.

And I bet if I search I can find games that did it even earlier than FF5.
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ChromaticAngel
09/25/17 12:28:24 PM
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Ah, wait.

I just figured it out.

JXmmkpp

Random encounter on the last 2 floors of the final dungeon. He is harder than the final boss. Drops the Seven Sword if you're really really really lucky.
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weapon_d00d816
09/25/17 12:28:31 PM
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I'm not too familiar with succubus lore. Do you get to bang before you die?

in all honesty I would resist if I knew it was a succubus
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darkphoenix181
09/25/17 12:29:43 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
I'm not too familiar with succubus lore. Do you get to bang before you die?

in all honesty I would resist if I knew it was a succubus


she uses sex to drain your life away
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ChromaticAngel
09/25/17 12:30:07 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
I'm not too familiar with succubus lore. Do you get to bang before you die?

in all honesty I would resist if I knew it was a succubus


"succubus lore" amounts to men having to explain nocturnal emissions
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Darklit_Minuet
09/25/17 12:30:44 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Irony posted...
Not a bad way to go


I mean, you could not go at all you know

Everyone's gotta go some time. If I were to die, Death By Snoo Snoo would be the preferred method
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AvlButtslam
09/25/17 12:32:28 PM
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NewMernardi posted...
FF_Redux posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
he is very fit and got great abs


yes

He's old and has wrinkley balls

Lol
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weapon_d00d816
09/25/17 12:32:51 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
I'm not too familiar with succubus lore. Do you get to bang before you die?

in all honesty I would resist if I knew it was a succubus


"succubus lore" amounts to men having to explain nocturnal emissions

I just thought it was a metaphor for being tempted to cheat on your wife with whores and waste away in a brothel.
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the_rowan
09/25/17 12:34:20 PM
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Shit. I don't want to die by succubus, but being seduced, mind controlled and/or corrupted by a sexy demon is like, a pretty big fetish of mine. How fucked am I?
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Turbam
09/25/17 12:34:41 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
I'm not too familiar with succubus lore. Do you get to bang before you die?

in all honesty I would resist if I knew it was a succubus

If you climax you die.

Also, it's stated that once you're inside a succubus, that's it. You ain't pulling out unless she let's you
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darkphoenix181
09/25/17 12:35:08 PM
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succubus lore essentially was celibate priests had vivid dreams were a fat woman with big boobs raped them and the intent was to cause them to sin and lose their soul is what they believed

in anime and rpg the lose soul part became rather you just dying or getting drained of vitality to make them less evil kinda

there was a pope who jumped into a thorny bush to prevent sexual thoughts with a woman or something
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darkphoenix181
09/25/17 12:36:34 PM
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the_rowan posted...
Shit. I don't want to die by succubus, but being seduced, mind controlled and/or corrupted by a sexy demon is like, a pretty big fetish of mine. How fucked am I?


then you a goner
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Turbam
09/25/17 12:37:55 PM
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the_rowan posted...
Shit. I don't want to die by succubus, but being seduced, mind controlled and/or corrupted by a sexy demon is like, a pretty big fetish of mine. How fucked am I?

Just have a healer resurrect you, my man.
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darkphoenix181
09/25/17 12:41:45 PM
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Turbam posted...
the_rowan posted...
Shit. I don't want to die by succubus, but being seduced, mind controlled and/or corrupted by a sexy demon is like, a pretty big fetish of mine. How fucked am I?

Just have a healer resurrect you, my man.


she will make him a zombie slave and casting rez on him will hurt
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