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MachoManSavage 09/18/17 7:05:00 PM #1:	Whichhh Russian girl American girl View Results You get to be with one of the following: Incredible 10/10 Russian girl. She genuinely loves you and likes sex with you. However, you speak Russian with her (a wizard teaches you Russian in a day) and your kids will have Russian names and speak Russian. You also have a picture of Putin hanging in your apartment. 2/10 American girl. She loves you to. You get to speak English, your kids speak English, and no Putin in your life. What do? --- A proud wrestling Smark, because we know better than you. <cite>MachoManSavage posted [p:886846966] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote> Whichhh Russian girl American girl View Results You get to be with one of the following: Incredible 10/10 Russian girl. She genuinely loves you and likes sex with you. However, you speak Russian with her (a wizard teaches you Russian in a day) and your kids will have Russian names and speak Russian. You also have a picture of Putin hanging in your apartment. 2/10 American girl. She loves you to. You get to speak English, your kids speak English, and no Putin in your life. What do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 09/18/17 7:05:53 PM #2:	But do you have to live in Russia if you go with the Russian girl? <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:886847008] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote>But do you have to live in Russia if you go with the Russian girl?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nbda3A4eWFR2 09/18/17 7:06:37 PM #3:	MachoManSavage posted... no Putin in your life. ... Disgusting <cite>nbda3A4eWFR2 posted [p:886847058] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote><cite>MachoManSavage posted...</cite> <quote> no Putin in your life. </quote> ... Disgusting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LysistrataMedea 09/18/17 7:07:56 PM #4:	Hexenherz posted... But do you have to live in Russia if you go with the Russian girl? this also do we have to have kids? are they able to learn english at all? can the girl speak english when she needs to? what is her job, too? --- don't worry, it ain't about me cuz i don't let misfortune bend me all outta shape <cite>LysistrataMedea posted [p:886847133] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote>But do you have to live in Russia if you go with the Russian girl?</quote> this also do we have to have kids? are they able to learn english at all? can the girl speak english when she needs to? what is her job, too?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Life Sympathy 09/18/17 7:08:03 PM #5:	Eh...Russia has dope songs to teach the kids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4H70U26HxM --- We're surrounding you. We see you, but you probably don't see us. And if you see us, we're not letting on that we see you. <cite>Life Sympathy posted [p:886847144] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote>Eh...Russia has dope songs to teach the kids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4H70U26HxM</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MachoManSavage 09/18/17 7:11:17 PM #6:	Hexenherz posted... But do you have to live in Russia if you go with the Russian girl? No, you live where you want. LysistrataMedea posted... Hexenherz posted... But do you have to live in Russia if you go with the Russian girl? this also do we have to have kids? are they able to learn english at all? can the girl speak english when she needs to? what is her job, too? Yes, you have kids. They can speak English, not in the house. The girl can speak English, but in the house, its Russian (that you magically learned). Job is irrelevant, they both have the same gig. Lets say... advertising. --- A proud wrestling Smark, because we know better than you. <cite>MachoManSavage posted [p:886847322] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote>But do you have to live in Russia if you go with the Russian girl?</quote> No, you live where you want. <cite>LysistrataMedea posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote>But do you have to live in Russia if you go with the Russian girl?</quote> this also do we have to have kids? are they able to learn english at all? can the girl speak english when she needs to? what is her job, too?</quote> Yes, you have kids. They can speak English, not in the house. The girl can speak English, but in the house, its Russian (that you magically learned). Job is irrelevant, they both have the same gig. Lets say... advertising.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dustin1280 09/18/17 7:13:08 PM #7:	Russian sounds like a win to me, the only thing I would be worried about is putin posters, but...worth it imo --- Smash DS Code: 4554-0120-5368 SB4 Name: Roz RIP: Orlando of the Axe Karma: 1642 --he delivered! <cite>Dustin1280 posted [p:886847425] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote>Russian sounds like a win to me, the only thing I would be worried about is putin posters, but...worth it imo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nbda3A4eWFR2 09/18/17 7:14:20 PM #8:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzCleIHK2lU I like her boots. <cite>nbda3A4eWFR2 posted [p:886847506] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzCleIHK2lU I like her boots.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 09/18/17 7:14:33 PM #9:	Neither. The kids are a deal breaker. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King Rial posted [p:886847517] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote>Neither. The kids are a deal breaker.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MachoManSavage 09/18/17 7:15:17 PM #10:	nbda3A4eWFR2 posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzCleIHK2lU I like her boots. I read that wrong and got very concerned... --- A proud wrestling Smark, because we know better than you. <cite>MachoManSavage posted [p:886847557] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote><cite>nbda3A4eWFR2 posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzCleIHK2lU I like her boots.</quote> I read that wrong and got very concerned...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nbda3A4eWFR2 09/18/17 7:15:41 PM #11:	MachoManSavage posted... I read that wrong and got very concerned... Comrade, the boots are the most important part of a conscript. <cite>nbda3A4eWFR2 posted [p:886847580] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote><cite>MachoManSavage posted...</cite> <quote> I read that wrong and got very concerned... </quote> Comrade, the boots are the most important part of a conscript.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Panthera 09/18/17 7:16:12 PM #12:	I'd be on board with learning Russian with zero effort on my part; the added "super hot girl is in love with you" is a nice bonus too --- We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny <cite>Panthera posted [p:886847610] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote>I'd be on board with learning Russian with zero effort on my part; the added "super hot girl is in love with you" is a nice bonus too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Deadpool_18 09/18/17 7:17:17 PM #13:	What's a caveat? --- We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune. <cite>Deadpool_18 posted [p:886847681] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote>What's a caveat?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Life Sympathy 09/18/17 7:24:19 PM #14:	A limitation or flaw imposed onto something would otherwise seem "too good to be true" --- We're surrounding you. We see you, but you probably don't see us. And if you see us, we're not letting on that we see you. <cite>Life Sympathy posted [p:886848096] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote>A limitation or flaw imposed onto something would otherwise seem "too good to be true"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yomi 09/18/17 7:26:37 PM #15:	Russian is a beautiful language in my opinion, so aside from the Putin stuff I see no downside at all. English isn't even my native language anyway. --- .0027 \| Helicopters fly over the beach, Same time every day, same routine. <cite>Yomi posted [p:886848213] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote>Russian is a beautiful language in my opinion, so aside from the Putin stuff I see no downside at all. English isn't even my native language anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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averagejoel 09/18/17 7:34:27 PM #17:	MachoManSavage posted... (a wizard teaches you Russian in a day) it's worth choosing the Russian woman just for this --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:886848661] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote><cite>MachoManSavage posted...</cite> <quote>(a wizard teaches you Russian in a day)</quote> it's worth choosing the Russian woman just for this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CADE FOSTER 09/18/17 7:38:29 PM #18:	russian girls turn into babushkas at 40 ehhh --- http://i.imgur.com/fQ2zSjD.gif https://i.imgur.com/rUkYNB9.jpg https://i.imgur.com/wDVZCkd.gif https://i.imgur.com/VX0lMwY.jpg <cite>CADE FOSTER posted [p:886848897] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote>russian girls turn into babushkas at 40 ehhh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MachoManSavage 09/18/17 7:40:23 PM #19:	16-BITTER posted... How is this even a poll? I was mistaken into thinking Americans feverishly hated anything to do with Russia, and would say no to a beautiful Russian girl if it meant taking up Russian/Putin/etc. Good to know I was wrong. Yomi posted... Russian is a beautiful language in my opinion, so aside from the Putin stuff I see no downside at all. English isn't even my native language anyway. It is a beautiful language. I love Russian girls with nice accents. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gzZD5Coybg I love her accent for example. --- A proud wrestling Smark, because we know better than you. <cite>MachoManSavage posted [p:886849003] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote><cite>16-BITTER posted...</cite> <quote>How is this even a poll?</quote> I was mistaken into thinking Americans feverishly hated anything to do with Russia, and would say no to a beautiful Russian girl if it meant taking up Russian/Putin/etc. Good to know I was wrong. <cite>Yomi posted...</cite> <quote>Russian is a beautiful language in my opinion, so aside from the Putin stuff I see no downside at all. English isn't even my native language anyway.</quote> It is a beautiful language. I love Russian girls with nice accents. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gzZD5Coybg I love her accent for example.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robin_Dude 09/18/17 7:40:50 PM #20:	Can I stay Cheeki Breeki? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E --- http://i.imgur.com/gnTKIOz.jpg Thanks ILikeFatGuys --- https://i.imgtc.com/Nj3aiHiSeG.png Thanks Yaridovich <cite>Robin_Dude posted [p:886849030] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote>Can I stay Cheeki Breeki? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Megaman50100 09/18/17 7:41:30 PM #21:	Do I gain the kids immediately or is it just whenever I have kids, they will only speak russian in the household. --- move all remaining groundhog mercenaries to the front lines. Have sheep troopers squadrons A and B flank the cows. They're using DC-17 hoof blasters. <cite>Megaman50100 posted [p:886849066] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote>Do I gain the kids immediately or is it just whenever I have kids, they will only speak russian in the household.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MachoManSavage 09/18/17 7:46:35 PM #22:	Megaman50100 posted... Do I gain the kids immediately or is it just whenever I have kids, they will only speak russian in the household. I don't think I understand... You gain kids by having sex with the woman. I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure thats how it works. --- A proud wrestling Smark, because we know better than you. <cite>MachoManSavage posted [p:886849357] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote><cite>Megaman50100 posted...</cite> <quote>Do I gain the kids immediately or is it just whenever I have kids, they will only speak russian in the household.</quote> I don't think I understand... You gain kids by having sex with the woman. I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure thats how it works.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Megaman50100 09/18/17 7:48:36 PM #23:	MachoManSavage posted... Megaman50100 posted... Do I gain the kids immediately or is it just whenever I have kids, they will only speak russian in the household. I don't think I understand... You gain kids by having sex with the woman. I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure thats how it works. Well considering wizards teaching people isn't how learning a language works, I needed to ask about when I get the kids since we aren't being limited to how things work in this fantasy. --- move all remaining groundhog mercenaries to the front lines. Have sheep troopers squadrons A and B flank the cows. They're using DC-17 hoof blasters. <cite>Megaman50100 posted [p:886849460] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote><cite>MachoManSavage posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Megaman50100 posted...</cite> <quote>Do I gain the kids immediately or is it just whenever I have kids, they will only speak russian in the household.</quote> I don't think I understand... You gain kids by having sex with the woman. I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure thats how it works.</quote> Well considering wizards teaching people isn't how learning a language works, I needed to ask about when I get the kids since we aren't being limited to how things work in this fantasy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MachoManSavage 09/18/17 7:49:44 PM #24:	Megaman50100 posted... MachoManSavage posted... Megaman50100 posted... Do I gain the kids immediately or is it just whenever I have kids, they will only speak russian in the household. I don't think I understand... You gain kids by having sex with the woman. I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure thats how it works. Well considering wizards teaching people isn't how learning a language works, I needed to ask about when I get the kids since we aren't being limited to how things work in this fantasy. lol I know I was just messing with you. Yeah, kids are the traditional way. --- A proud wrestling Smark, because we know better than you. <cite>MachoManSavage posted [p:886849519] in Would you ... [t:75789307]...</cite> <quote><cite>Megaman50100 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MachoManSavage posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Megaman50100 posted...</cite> <quote>Do I gain the kids immediately or is it just whenever I have kids, they will only speak russian in the household.</quote> I don't think I understand... You gain kids by having sex with the woman. I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure thats how it works.</quote> Well considering wizards teaching people isn't how learning a language works, I needed to ask about when I get the kids since we aren't being limited to how things work in this fantasy.</quote> lol I know I was just messing with you. Yeah, kids are the traditional way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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