Poll of the Day > Why can't Aladdin marry Jasmine?

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Lokarin
09/14/17 6:13:50 PM
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When he wished to be a Prince, he was a Prince... like, an actual Prince. He didn't just wish for a lot of money and cool clothes, he wished to be a Prince.

That's legal.
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DarkKirby2500
09/14/17 6:16:46 PM
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The Prince wish didn't actually make sense.

He got new clothes and a parade, but not actually the real qualities that make you a prince, ownership of a large piece of land, lots of property, money, and political influence.

Even the people created for his parade mystery vanished afterwards.
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MICHALECOLE
09/14/17 6:18:19 PM
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Why didn't he hand the lamp to the sultan and the sultan was like I wish Aladdin to be a prince and for world hunger to be solved and then he hands the lamp to jasmine and she's like I wish all evil extinguished and for a perfect world and then hand the lamp back to Aladdin and he's like okay last wish genie you're free
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VeeVees
09/14/17 6:19:51 PM
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why doesn't the genie just grant some free wishes for his friend
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keyblader1985
09/14/17 6:54:01 PM
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Why didn't he just wish for more genies
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Nade Duck
09/14/17 6:58:30 PM
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why didn't he wish for a bigger penis
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ReggieTheReckless
09/14/17 7:04:26 PM
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Nade Duck posted...
why didn't he wish for a bigger penis

or the biggest nose in the world like that guy in problem child 2
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Zikten
09/14/17 8:09:27 PM
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Yea he's not a real Prince. He just dresses like one
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Zeus
09/14/17 8:19:19 PM
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"You're no prince. You're just an upjumped street urchin."
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Yomi
09/14/17 8:22:33 PM
#11:


Aladdin got bamboozled by Genie
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MICHALECOLE
09/14/17 8:23:47 PM
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Zikten posted...
Yea he's not a real Prince. He just dresses like one

Should have dressed like an emperor

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