Current Events > If you could send any ONE message to your 16 year old self

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What would you say and why?
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Don't be an asshole
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The lottery numbers are...
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how long can the message be?

because I'm sending a book, if possible.
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Take the money and run.
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Be nice
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For gods sake, put the controller down and get a social life.
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Get rid of the long hair and start shaving your head. It'll hurt less doing it of your own accord before being forced to after you start balding at 21.
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The future is still lonely. Stop hoping it will get better, and focus on your strengths. Aka, stop being a slacker.
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Things are gonna get better in a few months when you're your present day self. Buck up, sister!

Buy bitcoin
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Don't snort any drugs
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She's going to cheat on you. Don't fall too hard and don't trust her bullshit.

If you save up 300 dollars a week, that's 15k a year.
Do that.
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Study Harder. Be More Social. Get more Fit. Get into Computers as a job Quicker
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Be more social, work out more, learn about computers
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Do what makes you happy, don't give a s*** about what other people think. Because honestly, there's no reason to think that other people are going to think negatively or judge you, because they aren't.
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ask tessa out. she likes you.

keep a closer eye on kyle. i know you guys aren't friends anymore. but if you try you can maybe steer him away from the hard stuff. he will go from being a pot head to being a meth head in a few years.
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Nothing good is coming, just fucking do it
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There's going to be this thing called bitcoin. Buy as many as you can, don't keep them on Mt.Gox, and don't sell when it looks like it's going to crash. Do this and you'll never have to work again.
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so me in 6 days?

"happy birthday"
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Enjoy life now, the future sucks
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"The chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall", "john has a long mustache, john has a long mustache".

Invest in bitcoin at *insert time of lowest value ever and sell off *insert time of highest value*
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Sideways for attention, up and down for results.
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200mg wellbutrin, 300mg lamictal, don't take seroquel.

That'll shave like 6 years of experimenting and I'll actually fucking succeed in life.
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Lottery numbers and sports results.

"Play Final Fantasy Tactics & Um Jammer Lammy, you'll thank me (or is it thank you?)"
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¿Can you tell me if I have any CAS project?
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It's not going to get better, I'm sorry but it
s not.
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Don't listen to anyone. It'll be fine.
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The stock market bottoms in 2009--do that and bitcoin.
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"They told me I only get to give you one message and I have to keep it short so.."
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GreatEvilEmpire posted...

The lottery numbers are...

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Your life is going to fall apart next year so you should consider therapy now.

Just a warning.
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Pull out.
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...

Buy bitcoin

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Rika_Furude posted...

1NfamousACE_2 posted...

Buy bitcoin

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Join a gym and quit playing so much video games and hangout with people.
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Dont date my highschool gf and dont become a journalism major
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Assuming this is to myself on my 16th birthday:

'Hey, you know that life-changing decision you're considering 2 months-ish from now? DON'T DO IT. I'M DEAD ****ING SERIOUS. You'll regret it short term but it's better than going with it then regretting for the rest of your life.

Oh, and ask her out, properly, darn it.'
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Don't drink so much

stay with her
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"eat her butt dude, you won't regret it!"
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Don't go to Bonnaroo
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She's not worth it.
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