Current Events > UnfairRepresent, you have been issued a summons to CE court by yours truly.

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Mernardi
08/31/17 10:23:49 PM
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@TheDarkCircle will be the judge.

@UnfairRepresent you have been accused of stealing my wallet and drawing penises on my license. How do you respond to these accusations?
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Ivynn
08/31/17 10:26:25 PM
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He'll blame his big black British friend named Wesley
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Chama
08/31/17 10:28:03 PM
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You're making accusations and blaming notable and well-known CEman human UnfairRepresent?
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OrtegaTron
08/31/17 10:28:20 PM
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Ivynn posted...
He'll blame his big black British friend named Wesley

Checks out
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/31/17 10:29:44 PM
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Can I be on the Jury. I'll put anyone away in record time so we can all get outta here.
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TheDarkCircle
08/31/17 10:32:39 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Can I be on the Jury. I'll put anyone away in record time so we can all get outta here.


Yes, just be aware you're going to be sequestered for the next 9 months with no TV or phone access.
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Mernardi
08/31/17 10:54:44 PM
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@Romulox28 will be my lawyer for the trial.

@UnfairRepresent you can get a lawyer or you will be given public defender, @DawkinsNumber4 to defend you.
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Bloodychess
08/31/17 10:55:28 PM
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I notion for UR to represent the prosecution
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littlebro07
08/31/17 10:56:50 PM
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Mernardi
08/31/17 10:57:56 PM
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Bloodychess posted...
I notion for UR to represent the prosecution

@TheDarkCircle ?
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Ivynn
08/31/17 10:58:40 PM
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You know UR would want to represent himself
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Mernardi
08/31/17 10:58:56 PM
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Ivynn posted...
You know UR would want to represent himself

But that's unfair.
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TheDarkCircle
08/31/17 11:01:40 PM
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Mernardi posted...
@Bloodychess posted...
I notion for UR to represent the prosecution

@TheDarkCircle ?


Does the prosecution agree that you are his council? If so I'll allow it.
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Zack_Attackv1
08/31/17 11:02:12 PM
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Eevee-Trainer
08/31/17 11:02:22 PM
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*raises hand*

Am I allowed to watch the trial?

Can I bring popcorn?
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Mernardi
08/31/17 11:02:39 PM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
Mernardi posted...
@Bloodychess posted...
I notion for UR to represent the prosecution

@TheDarkCircle ?


Does the prosecution agree that you are his council? If so I'll allow it.

I believe there's a conflict of interest. I'll suggest a denial of said notion.
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TheDarkCircle
08/31/17 11:03:28 PM
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@Mernardi posted...
TheDarkCircle posted...
Mernardi posted...
@Bloodychess posted...
I notion for UR to represent the prosecution

@TheDarkCircle ?


Does the prosecution agree that you are his council? If so I'll allow it.

I believe there's a conflict of interest. I'll suggest a denial of said notion.


Well technically you are the plaintiff, so he'd be representing you... are you understanding of this filing?
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Mernardi
08/31/17 11:04:20 PM
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Your honor, we've been waiting almost an hour for the defendant to show up.
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TheDarkCircle
08/31/17 11:05:21 PM
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Mernardi posted...
Your honor, we've been waiting almost an hour for the defendant to show up.


Understood, given the circumstances I rule @Mernardi wins on summary judgement
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Mernardi
08/31/17 11:05:36 PM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
@Mernardi posted...
TheDarkCircle posted...
Mernardi posted...
@Bloodychess posted...
I notion for UR to represent the prosecution

@TheDarkCircle ?


Does the prosecution agree that you are his council? If so I'll allow it.

I believe there's a conflict of interest. I'll suggest a denial of said notion.


Well technically you are the plaintiff, so he'd be representing you... are you understanding of this filing?

No. I respectfully refuse to be represented by UnfairRepresent.
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Mernardi
08/31/17 11:06:25 PM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
Mernardi posted...
Your honor, we've been waiting almost an hour for the defendant to show up.


Understood, given the circumstances I rule @Mernardi wins on summary judgement

Awesome. How long does UnfairRepresent go to CE jail?
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TheDarkCircle
08/31/17 11:07:06 PM
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Mernardi posted...
TheDarkCircle posted...
Mernardi posted...
Your honor, we've been waiting almost an hour for the defendant to show up.


Understood, given the circumstances I rule @Mernardi wins on summary judgement

Awesome. How long does UnfairRepresent go to CE jail?


10 life sentences, however they will served concurrently
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Mernardi
08/31/17 11:07:42 PM
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Justice has been served.
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