Poll of the Day > Can a person poop a live ant?

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Mead
08/31/17 10:14:41 PM
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WastelandCowboy
08/31/17 10:16:01 PM
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Nope.

You'd have a dead ant.
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wwinterj25
08/31/17 10:16:08 PM
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Doubtful. I mean we swallow Spiders when sleeping and don't poop them out alive.
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Lokarin
08/31/17 10:18:49 PM
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It is actually possible... but there'd have to be a very unique set of circumstances
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Kungfu Kenobi
08/31/17 10:18:56 PM
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Depends on which end it entered from.
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Mead
08/31/17 10:21:41 PM
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The ant was not there when I sat down, but it was there when I was done. It was alive, and I've never seen ants in my house before.

I think ants live in me
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Snuggletoof
08/31/17 10:31:50 PM
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08/31/17 10:32:09 PM
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jsb0714
08/31/17 10:50:07 PM
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Mead posted...
The ant was not there when I sat down, but it was there when I was done. It was alive, and I've never seen ants in my house before.

I think ants live in me

And that's the best you could come up with?
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myghostisdead
08/31/17 10:53:56 PM
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We have fire ants where I live and if you pooped one you'd know it.

Maybe it was on the underside of the seat, checking out your bum.
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MICHALECOLE
08/31/17 11:03:19 PM
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Mead
08/31/17 11:07:07 PM
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My wife is telling me that I brushed by a tree branch earlier and that it probably crawled onto me and then just fell off into the toilet

I suspect she may be working with the ants
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SmokeMassTree
08/31/17 11:07:13 PM
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Gross
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Mario_VS_DK
08/31/17 11:13:25 PM
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Mead posted...
My wife is telling me that I brushed by a tree branch earlier and that it probably crawled onto me and then just fell off into the toilet

I suspect she may be working with the ants


She's not working with them. They've already gotten into her brain and are controlling her. You need to swallow an anteater immediately to get rid of the ants in you before they do the same.
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trodi_911
08/31/17 11:58:36 PM
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Mead posted...
I suspect she may be working with the ants

You know what you have to do.

Join the Great Colony so that we can get rid of the humans.
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Zacek
09/01/17 12:04:54 AM
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Of course not. The acids inside the stomach would kill any insect.
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Mead
09/01/17 2:53:06 AM
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Zacek posted...
Of course not. The acids inside the stomach would kill any insect.


There isn't acid in my bottom though
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Yellow
09/01/17 3:21:51 AM
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Can a person poop a live ant?

You could if you put him in a little capsule.
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Mead
09/01/17 3:35:03 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
I mean we swallow Spiders when sleeping


That is not a real thing though
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Zacek
09/02/17 5:57:30 PM
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Mead posted...
Zacek posted...
Of course not. The acids inside the stomach would kill any insect.


There isn't acid in my bottom though

How can you be sure?
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shadowsword87
09/02/17 6:02:52 PM
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Mead posted...
My wife is telling me that I brushed by a tree branch earlier and that it probably crawled onto me and then just fell off into the toilet

I suspect she may be working with the ants


Are you certain she isn't just a bunch of ants in a human suit?
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Kyuubi4269
09/02/17 6:25:26 PM
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Mario_VS_DK posted...
You need to swallow an anteater immediately to get rid of the ants in you before they do the same.

I'm fairly sure established protocol is that he must swallow a fly.
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Mario_VS_DK
09/02/17 6:49:32 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Mario_VS_DK posted...
You need to swallow an anteater immediately to get rid of the ants in you before they do the same.

I'm fairly sure established protocol is that he must swallow a fly.


But then he'd need to swallow a spider.
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wwinterj25
09/02/17 6:50:33 PM
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Mead posted...
That is not a real thing though


How do you know? >.>
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Mead
09/02/17 8:40:24 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Mead posted...
That is not a real thing though


How do you know? >.>


https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-or-fiction-people-swallow-8-spiders-a-year-while-they-sleep1/
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Krazy_Kirby
09/02/17 9:16:17 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Doubtful. I mean we swallow Spiders when sleeping and don't poop them out alive.


fake.

topic, no.


p.s. ants are slighty spicy
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wwinterj25
09/02/17 9:27:11 PM
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I stand corrected then.
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