Poll of the Day > damn my favorite burger bar closed before i got to bang the hot bartender

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LaggnFragnLarry
08/31/17 8:14:01 PM
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no more shrimp alfredo burgers, no more free beer mondays, and no more hot bartender to serve them to me. so make sure to support your local businesses
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Jen0125
08/31/17 8:15:25 PM
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guess you didn't buy enough burgers
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LaggnFragnLarry
08/31/17 8:32:56 PM
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i would say me drinking too much free beer and only going on free beer night
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wwinterj25
08/31/17 9:21:40 PM
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Getting free things from a business is a great way of support them. I mean if you like the food you'll probably tell others to go their so it's a form of advertisement.
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Snuggletoof
08/31/17 10:41:36 PM
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Technically speaking, the hot bartender probably still exists. Somewhere.
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Person106
08/31/17 11:25:48 PM
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Topic title made it sound like you wanted to bang her while she was working.
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Dash_Harber
08/31/17 11:48:00 PM
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If you pay someone extra to be nice to you, they are only being nice to you so you pay them.
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LaggnFragnLarry
09/01/17 10:11:54 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
If you pay someone extra to be nice to you, they are only being nice to you so you pay them.

not always. ive banged strippers and bartenders/waitresses before
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ss4parrothair
09/01/17 10:22:19 PM
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Take her to the closed down bar and bang the shit out of her on the abandoned tables.
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dioxxys
09/01/17 10:52:37 PM
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god I need to get laid

its been too long
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do_ob_tpkillr
09/01/17 10:59:33 PM
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Why not just track her down and bang her? I mean its fine to feel upset about your favourite burger bar closing down, but burger bars and women should be two different things.
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LaggnFragnLarry
09/01/17 11:14:23 PM
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she also works at outback as a waitress but doesn't tend bar. it would require too much effort and be creepy. that pussy is dead to me now like the burger bar
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Dash_Harber
09/02/17 3:55:43 AM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
If you pay someone extra to be nice to you, they are only being nice to you so you pay them.

not always. ive banged strippers and bartenders/waitresses before

Just because they start banging you doesn't mean they suddenly don't want your money.
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Yellow
09/02/17 4:45:48 AM
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I know what you do, you sit at a bench outside the closed shop on a laptop or something.

She comes by and sees you there one day, and you say something like "oh hey just arguing on GameFAQs with these total fucking idiot intellectually inferior cucks about the fundamentals of atheism"

Trust me.
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SusanGreenEyes
09/02/17 9:59:30 AM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
no more shrimp alfredo burgers

The burgers were made of minced shrimp, or were beef burgers with shrimp and alfredo sauce on them?
I need answers! :-)
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LaggnFragnLarry
09/02/17 11:47:40 AM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
no more shrimp alfredo burgers

The burgers were made of minced shrimp, or were beef burgers with shrimp and alfredo sauce on them?
I need answers! :-)

beef burger with grilled shrimp, alfredo sauce, and parmesan cheese on top
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wolfy42
09/02/17 11:50:07 AM
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Dude, how can you be so cruel?

She has been just waiting for you to hit on her so she could get some, and now she is probably at home sobbing, thinking she'll never get a chance.

You should totally give her that chance and cheer herup.
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SusanGreenEyes
09/02/17 1:20:34 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
SusanGreenEyes posted...
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
no more shrimp alfredo burgers

The burgers were made of minced shrimp, or were beef burgers with shrimp and alfredo sauce on them?
I need answers! :-)

beef burger with grilled shrimp, alfredo sauce, and parmesan cheese on top

damn! That sounds good.
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