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pinky0926
08/30/17 11:27:14 AM
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But I also don't want to stop drinking every day or make and discernable changes to my gluttonous diet or really exercise a whole lot more.

What do?
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MegaTech
08/30/17 11:28:50 AM
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Surgery. Lots and lots of surgery
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White_Female
08/30/17 11:29:48 AM
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I'm a creep
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pinky0926
08/30/17 11:30:04 AM
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MegaTech posted...
Surgery. Lots and lots of surgery


What about eating organic fried chicken and gluten free chocolate?
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scar the 1
08/30/17 11:30:08 AM
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Do a sport. That's exercise disguised as fun.

EDIT: And change your drinking habits to be less sugar/carbs. You can still have a lot of alcohol.
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MegaTech
08/30/17 11:31:06 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
MegaTech posted...
Surgery. Lots and lots of surgery


What about eating organic fried chicken and gluten free chocolate?

Lmao who said this
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scar the 1
08/30/17 11:33:47 AM
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I have several friends who've lost significant amounts of weight by just cutting out a lot of carbs. It won't really change much, except fries/crisps/beer etc.
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Romulox28
08/30/17 11:34:43 AM
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wear a big white t-shirt in the pool and nobody will ever know
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SageHarpuia
08/30/17 11:35:14 AM
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Paleo diet
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pinky0926
08/30/17 11:35:52 AM
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What if I get a fitbit and use it to count how many steps I do around the office
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SSJGrimReaper
08/30/17 11:36:46 AM
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pinky stays in shape by working out with sex
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emblem boy
08/30/17 11:37:25 AM
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Example of a great body?
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Colorahdo
08/30/17 11:37:44 AM
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do a spartan race
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wickdawg01
08/30/17 11:39:04 AM
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emblem boy posted...
Example of a great body?

Colorahdo posted...
do a spartan race

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pinky0926
08/30/17 11:39:20 AM
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emblem boy posted...
Example of a great body?


https://i.pinimg.com/736x/99/9e/51/999e514ba367551a84238e9c7b8e3978--eddie-hall-tall-tales.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zDrwBnpL-Do/maxresdefault.jpg
http://deadliftworkouts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/GptEA9R.jpg

so basically how do i get the above without going to the gym, will kegel exercises in my chair help
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KILBOTz
08/30/17 11:39:29 AM
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replace drinking with weed. weed is a 0 calorie alternative!
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pinky0926
08/30/17 11:40:25 AM
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KILBOTz posted...
replace drinking with weed. weed is a 0 calorie alternative!


Are you telling me the devil's lettuce is calorie free? What about its toxin levels? Will a juice detox fix that?
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KILBOTz
08/30/17 11:41:57 AM
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toxins as people that do detoxes talk about them are bullshit.

get a vaporizer and its basically tar free at that point.
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hollow_shrine
08/30/17 11:44:29 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
What if I get a fitbit and use it to count how many steps I do around the office

These are entertainment devices more than ones that encourage healthy living. Really, there is nothing you can do besides controlling portion sizes and avoid processed sugar. Calorie counting is often a crapshoot because the calorie counts per serving are estimations that can be off as much as twenty percent AND if you ever eat out who knows what fats and sugars were used to cook your food to make it taste better than the stuff you do at home? Even exercise is mostly for toning during weight loss and minor calorie burn because even the most intense cardio is super inefficient compared to just not eating the thing that's messing with your goals. To say nothing of the shock our bodies experience and subsequent over eating many of us do post workout.
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Balrog0
08/30/17 11:47:18 AM
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scar the 1 posted...
I have several friends who've lost significant amounts of weight by just cutting out a lot of carbs. It won't really change much, except fries/crisps/beer etc.


it depends on how much you drink

I had to limit myself even though I drink alcohol + diet soda since alcohol still has calories

But if you're someone who only has like 2 or 3 drinks a night anyway then yeah
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emblem boy
08/30/17 11:58:33 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
emblem boy posted...
Example of a great body?


https://i.pinimg.com/736x/99/9e/51/999e514ba367551a84238e9c7b8e3978--eddie-hall-tall-tales.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zDrwBnpL-Do/maxresdefault.jpg
http://deadliftworkouts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/GptEA9R.jpg

so basically how do i get the above without going to the gym, will kegel exercises in my chair help



Brah. Getting a body like that is the perfect way to keep your diet lifestyle. Just keep telling yourself you're cultivating mass.

And lift heavy
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emblem boy
08/30/17 12:00:42 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
get a vaporizer and its basically tar free at that point.


How much safer is using a vape? I find myself still getting coughing fits even with a vape
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Balrog0
08/30/17 12:06:17 PM
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it really isn't the same as smoking imho

like, it's fine, but it's not nearly as good
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KILBOTz
08/30/17 12:12:28 PM
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emblem boy posted...
KILBOTz posted...
get a vaporizer and its basically tar free at that point.


How much safer is using a vape? I find myself still getting coughing fits even with a vape


from what I understand the things related to smoke are all good, but so much shit with weed is all pseudo bro-science so I can't give you a really confident answer.

do you smoke cigs too? that could be a cause.
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Vicious_Dios
08/30/17 12:14:40 PM
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I want a perfect soul.
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emblem boy
08/30/17 12:15:39 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
emblem boy posted...
KILBOTz posted...
get a vaporizer and its basically tar free at that point.


How much safer is using a vape? I find myself still getting coughing fits even with a vape


from what I understand the things related to smoke are all good, but so much shit with weed is all pseudo bro-science so I can't give you a really confident answer.

do you smoke cigs too? that could be a cause.


No cigs.

I would smoke weed more if it wasn't so difficult on my lungs, so I usually avoid it
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Jiek_Fafn
08/30/17 12:20:09 PM
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Lure one to your house with Craigslist.

Wait, do you guys even have Craigslist over there?
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scar the 1
08/30/17 12:25:33 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
What if I get a fitbit and use it to count how many steps I do around the office

Yeah that'll do it. Using your phone for that isn't enough.
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Kisai
08/30/17 12:36:11 PM
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You kinda have to be born with one, sadly. ;_;
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ZeroX91
08/30/17 12:41:38 PM
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White_Female posted...
I'm a creep

Im a weirdo...
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ZeroX91
08/30/17 12:43:06 PM
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Stop eating not only will your food bill go down but you will require fewer drinks.
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pinky0926
08/30/17 1:49:53 PM
#33:


KILBOTz posted...
toxins as people that do detoxes talk about them are bullshit.

get a vaporizer and its basically tar free at that point.


No that's not true. I did a detox diet once and it made me feel better! Drinking orange juice instead of alcohol and fast food, it's clearly the toxins

hollow_shrine posted...
pinky0926 posted...
What if I get a fitbit and use it to count how many steps I do around the office

These are entertainment devices more than ones that encourage healthy living. Really, there is nothing you can do besides controlling portion sizes and avoid processed sugar. Calorie counting is often a crapshoot because the calorie counts per serving are estimations that can be off as much as twenty percent AND if you ever eat out who knows what fats and sugars were used to cook your food to make it taste better than the stuff you do at home? Even exercise is mostly for toning during weight loss and minor calorie burn because even the most intense cardio is super inefficient compared to just not eating the thing that's messing with your goals. To say nothing of the shock our bodies experience and subsequent over eating many of us do post workout.


But Janine from accounts got a fitbit and tells me how many steps she does every day while eating her high sugar nutrigrain bar and chocolate cake for elevensies, that's got to be the best and least annoying way to keep in shape surely

Vicious_Dios posted...
I want a perfect soul.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM0HTU9dRvk


CirocObama posted...
Just shoot up a bunch of test and tren, in 3 months youll be a monster.


Do you reckon Ronnie Coleman is natty
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DarthAragorn
08/30/17 1:50:47 PM
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Me too

But I can't give up pizza and sitting on my ass playing video games
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pinky0926
08/30/17 1:51:41 PM
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emblem boy posted...
pinky0926 posted...
emblem boy posted...
Example of a great body?


https://i.pinimg.com/736x/99/9e/51/999e514ba367551a84238e9c7b8e3978--eddie-hall-tall-tales.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zDrwBnpL-Do/maxresdefault.jpg
http://deadliftworkouts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/GptEA9R.jpg

so basically how do i get the above without going to the gym, will kegel exercises in my chair help



Brah. Getting a body like that is the perfect way to keep your diet lifestyle. Just keep telling yourself you're cultivating mass.

And lift heavy


But I won't end up like boogie right
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EnragedSlith
08/30/17 1:55:49 PM
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All bodies are beautiful, pinky. Don't let anyone fat shame or thinsplain you. Yes, you can absolutely have your cake and eat it, too.
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pinky0926
08/30/17 1:58:10 PM
#37:


EnragedSlith posted...
All bodies are beautiful, pinky. Don't let anyone fat shame or thinsplain you. Yes, you can absolutely have your cake and eat it, too.


But I want to have my cake and not get fat from it too. How does fat acceptance help me achieve this hmm
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EnragedSlith
08/30/17 2:19:20 PM
#38:


pinky0926 posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
All bodies are beautiful, pinky. Don't let anyone fat shame or thinsplain you. Yes, you can absolutely have your cake and eat it, too.


But I want to have my cake and not get fat from it too. How does fat acceptance help me achieve this hmm

You're just confused because society has projected an unhealthy body image on you. You'd be fine being fat if it wasn't for the patriarchal cisgendered gaze that determines how people should look. But fat is healthy and beautiful, so go rock your body and show off on the beach, everyone is beautiful
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scar the 1
08/30/17 2:20:20 PM
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Doesn't cocaine make you slim?
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pinky0926
08/30/17 2:21:20 PM
#40:


EnragedSlith posted...
You're just confused because society has projected an unhealthy body image on you. You'd be fine being fat if it wasn't for the patriarchal cisgendered gaze that determines how people should look. But fat is healthy and beautiful, so go rock your body and show off on the beach, everyone is beautiful


Ok thx bb

scar the 1 posted...
Doesn't cocaine make you slim?


Yeah but it also makes me hate everyone and is expensive so I can't keep that up on the regular. Meth might be better actually
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Vacka
08/30/17 2:21:48 PM
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Swim
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