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Scorsese2002
08/25/17 11:54:03 AM
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The more you eat, the more you toot


What are some other classic kid songs you used to sing back in the day?


Tic tac toe three in a row
Barney got shot by GI Joe
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
Whoop Barney dead, whoop Barney dead
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Polycosm
08/25/17 11:55:20 AM
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Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside
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tennisdude818
08/25/17 11:58:15 AM
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It's a poem rather than a song but I'll post it anyway.

Here I sit
Broken hearted
I came to shit
But only farted
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Scorsese2002
08/25/17 11:59:42 AM
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Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg
Batmoblie lost its wheel and the Joker got away. Hey!
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gatorsPENSbucs
08/25/17 11:59:45 AM
#5:


We want a pitcher not a belly itcher

If you feel something burst when you slide into first, diarrhea diarrhea.
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WilliamPorygon
08/25/17 12:00:23 PM
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Glory, glory, hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
Met her at the door --

Actually, I don't think it would be wise to post the rest of that.
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Bad_Mojo
08/25/17 12:02:38 PM
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Aristoph
08/25/17 12:03:51 PM
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tennisdude818 posted...
It's a poem rather than a song but I'll post it anyway.

Here I sit
Broken hearted
I came to shit
But only farted


Later on I took a chance.
Tried to fart and shit my pants.
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Old NoiseTank
08/25/17 12:11:28 PM
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when you're climbing up a ladder
and you hear something splatter
DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA!
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Funkydog
08/25/17 12:13:26 PM
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The Joker, he's only got one ball.
The other, is in the albert hall
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WilliamPorygon
08/25/17 12:18:20 PM
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Whistle while you work
Hitler is a jerk
Mussolini bit his weenie
Now it doesn't squirt
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Aristoph
08/25/17 12:22:14 PM
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Miss Susie had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
The steamboat went to heaven
Miss Susie went to

Hello operator
Please give me number 9
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from

Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it
And broke her little

Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the girls' room
Pulling down their

Flies are in the city
The bees are in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the

D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark, dark,

Darker than the ocean
Darker than the sea
Darker than the naked boy
Chasing after me!

....I didn't realize until way later how racist that last verse was. XD
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