Poll of the Day > About to take my son to his first day of kindergarten

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The feels man
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nice. my son started kindergarten last week

Awwwww hope he had a nice day.

Dude what do I do? I want to go pick him up already so bad. I just left my baby with strangers.
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:x
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im use to it since he did preschool and daycare. my main concern now was that his kindergarten teacher wasn't that hot

LaggnFragnLarry posted...

im use to it since he did preschool and daycare. my main concern now was that his kindergarten teacher wasn't that hot

lol
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Yeah I'm not really feeling the kindergarten teacher, she's okay but doesn't seem like she could ride a dick.

The 1st grade teacher tho, bruh

She gonna have some of my kids all over her face
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My son only went to daycare for about a year when he was younger. We've spent almost everyday together the past three years tho. I don't know what to do with myself right now.
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My kid is super excited to start kindergarten. He keeps making up stories about what it's going to be like and wants me to pack his new lunch bag but he's gotta wait another two weeks.

He's been assigned to a mix class with special needs kids. Not really bothered by that and it kind of makes sense. He can write all letters and recognizes simple words and won't need much attention from the teacher.
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I knew every teacher in my daughter's preschool but when I left her the first time I went outside and cried.

My little one just started preschool this week. She loves it so far and I'm really loving helping her learn the alphabet etc. Anyone have any suggestions on what a kid should know before starting kindergarten?
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*Enters the topic to reassure OP and talk about personal experiences with new students*


*Reads posts about hotness of teachers*

*Remembers hotness of second grade teachers at least school I taught at*

*Forgets point of topic.....leaves considering teaching again*

I was married when teaching, I could totally bang hot second grade teachers now.

Not sure I'd get hired if I mentioned that in my interview though.

Principle *So, what is your motivation for teaching? Why would you want to work at this school?*

Me *Well, initially I wanted to make a difference in students lives, especially at the public school level, but after working at a few schools and for a few years, I realize as teachers we don't really have that ability. Class sizes are too large, students are not taught to follow rules, we have no disciplinary methods and special needs students are integrated into the classes with no additional adult supervision or help. So now, I just wanna easy access to the large number of hot teachers pretty much.*

Principle *Dude, that is totally why I took this job as well!!*

Me *Sweet, man, honestly really does work!!*

Don't think it would go that way in reality though.
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BobToxsick posted...

My little one just started preschool this week. She loves it so far and I'm really loving helping her learn the alphabet etc. Anyone have any suggestions on what a kid should know before starting kindergarten?

According to the Japanese, she should start learning multiplication/division right now so she can be ready for linear algebra by grade 4
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BobToxsick posted...

My little one just started preschool this week. She loves it so far and I'm really loving helping her learn the alphabet etc. Anyone have any suggestions on what a kid should know before starting kindergarten?

My son just needed to know his colors, basic shapes, alphabet (not written, just oral with some recognition of which is which), and small addition.
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are you gonna let your son get fat too
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has he learned to hate America yet
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Jen0125 posted...

are you gonna let your son get fat too

Only as fat as you

He's a fucking monster already, just like me. 4 foot 4 and 100 pounds. Comparable to the 3rd graders.

Philoktetes posted...

has he learned to hate America yet

Hell nah. He loves trump just as much as I do.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

Only as fat as you

He's a fucking monster already, just like me. 4 foot 4 and 100 pounds. Comparable to the 3rd graders.

so you're going to withhold food from him or.........
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Yes Jen, I'm going to starve my son so he can meet your beauty standards.
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Is jen fat shaming kids now? Brutal
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SmokeMassTree posted...

Yes Jen, I'm going to starve my son so he can meet your beauty standards.

i mean you said you were gonna have him be my size and he's already 100 lbs at 6 years old. so.............

Jiggy101011 posted...

Is jen fat shaming kids now? Brutal

gotta start em young
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He's 5.
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even worse yeesh
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You're trying too hard bro.
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i mean i was joking at first until you actually gave his height and weight and then i got genuinely sad.
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they start this early? its only late august
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

they start this early? its only late august

they started last week where i live at
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He's been in jujitsu since he was three. Future heavyweight champ of whatever company takes the place of the UFC when it inevitably fails.
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whatever you say, ok?
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You sound jelly, ok?

Maybe one day you'll find a man with a real job and he'll want to start a family with you.
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i'm not jealous that you have one of those fat kids that goes on the maury show, ok?


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SmokeMassTree posted...

He's been in jujitsu since he was three. Future heavyweight champ of whatever company takes the place of the UFC when it inevitably fails.

"heavyweight"
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Jen0125 posted...

i'm not jealous that you have one of those fat kids that goes on the maury show, ok?

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helIy posted...

Jen0125 posted...

i'm not jealous that you have one of those fat kids that goes on the maury show, ok?

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Hit a nerve huh

Sad when you have to resort to shit talking about a 5 year old.
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i just asked a question about your parenting.

i'm not really talking shit about your son as much as i'm talking shit about your parenting. it's not your son's fault that you are allowing him to follow in your footsteps.
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White trash is funny.

Such low quality
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i agree your parenting seems low quality.

between allowing your son to become obese and your posts about tinder sluts when you say you've been with your son every day his future seems bleak :(
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what

the

actual

fuck
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there's nothing wrong with banging a few tinder sluts while your son is taking a nap

LaggnFragnLarry posted...

there's nothing wrong with banging a few tinder sluts while your son is taking a nap

I used to fuck these hoes when he was sleeping in his crib next to my bed.
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the soothing moans of a tinder slut will lull him to sleep

helIy posted...

Jen0125 posted...

i'm not jealous that you have one of those fat kids that goes on the maury show, ok?

lmao
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