Current Events > Literally I told my mom I am not a virgin

(+) Yeah! (+)

She asked many questions and it was awkward and uncomfortable for all of us but I got her advice.

Wonder if she thinks of me differently though.


Btw I have to work at job now
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Is she on the phone telling every one of your relatives now
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Everyone in your neighborhood will give you dirty looks now, you heretic.
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Your mom is probably devastated that you can't wear white on your wedding day anymore.
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Why would she ask, she was there

I remember when i told my father my balls hurt. He said that i might need to "you know..." *awkwardness followed*

I replied to him:

about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.
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Did you record her reaction? should have recorded it for some funnies down the road lol
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But polymer, you are a virgin. Why would you lie to your mom like that?
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TheDarkCircle posted...

Why would she ask, she was there

No I'm off at college and she's at home but we were on the phone and dating and relationships came up and since I've told her everything and felt like that was some big secret and I did lie about it last few times I was with her if it ever came up, so yeah I kinda just said it.

I cried tbh


Returning_CEmen posted...

Your mom is probably devastated that you can't wear white on your wedding day anymore.

I still will though.
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WhinyZach posted...

why?

Idk don't you have to talk to someone wiser than you who cares about you and can help sometimes?

Besides lying felt bad and she still loves me and all that cheesy stuff
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LittleRoyal posted...

Literally I told my mom I am not a virgin

But what did you virtually tell her, for context?
I'm literally sick of all these people using the word literally in a redundant or completely incorrect manner.
Unless you're particularly young or old, it's not really very noteworthy info but I'm sure she's happy for you.
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Syntheticon posted...

LittleRoyal posted...

Literally I told my mom I am not a virgin

But what did you virtually tell her, for context?
I'm literally sick of all these people using the word literally in a redundant or completely incorrect manner.
Unless you're particularly young or old, it's not really very noteworthy info but I'm sure she's happy for you.

Im 20, and why would she be happy? I regret it and hate the expirience and only did it in a dumb attempt to normalize myself because I became convinced that was he only way I could ever keep a bf.

Well sorta I technically lost my virginity in high school when I was 15, as I mentioned in another topic, when some girls bullied me for being pre pubescent still and basically led to me Sucking some guys stuff. Bleh. One of the worst things I can even remember from at school it was so gross and felt nasty and I couldn't get the feeling out of my throat.


She was more mad about the second paragraph tbh.
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=(
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As soon as my mom mentions any taboo topic other than smoking weed Im just like "naw, Im not talking about that with you"

Being honest and giving full details are different things. You get less anxiety when you learn you have 100% choice in things you wanna or have to talk about. People respect it too.

Sometimes I let her know she doesn't wanna go into the convo. When she asked if I use the f word. I was like "You don't wanna know the answer to that" and she laughed and stopped the conversation.

Gotta shelter those from you that sheltered you from the world :3
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I get that to an extent but it's not like we don't talk about weird stuff I mean my mom talks to me about everything that I'd need to know.

And to be fair she even gave me condoms before I want to college. (And cried which was weird for me)
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I certainly think of you differently
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How old are you TC? Still living with your parents I assume?
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Vindris_SNH posted...

How old are you TC? Still living with your parents I assume?

20, and no.
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LittleRoyal posted...

I get that to an extent but it's not like we don't talk about weird stuff I mean my mom talks to me about everything that I'd need to know.

And to be fair she even gave me condoms before I want to college. (And cried which was weird for me)

That's so cute
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shockthemonkey posted...

Did you tell her about the stuff you did with girls?

A girl, same girl both times I'm not lesbian or something, and not really just confessed that I've experimented because boyfriends kept breaking up with me and I thought it'd make me more ready for that, but it didn't and it felt wrong and gross and I hated it and she talked to me about it.


Also told her about HS and she got really mad and I was Pretty scared tbh but she just said she'd sue the school since they let girls bully me all the time (my fault technically) and since I was prepubescent and the guy wasn't she'd get them for not monitoring me or something?
She actually started yelling fast and I didn't quite catch everything, because English is my best language.
I told her that was crazy it's just a dumb thing I did that I regret and she talked about that too.
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LittleRoyal posted...

Syntheticon posted...

LittleRoyal posted...

Literally I told my mom I am not a virgin

But what did you virtually tell her, for context?
I'm literally sick of all these people using the word literally in a redundant or completely incorrect manner.
Unless you're particularly young or old, it's not really very noteworthy info but I'm sure she's happy for you.

Im 20, and why would she be happy? I regret it and hate the expirience and only did it in a dumb attempt to normalize myself because I became convinced that was he only way I could ever keep a bf.

Well sorta I technically lost my virginity in high school when I was 15, as I mentioned in another topic, when some girls bullied me for being pre pubescent still and basically led to me Sucking some guys stuff. Bleh. One of the worst things I can even remember from at school it was so gross and felt nasty and I couldn't get the feeling out of my throat.


She was more mad about the second paragraph tbh.

ITP: you are no longer a virgin once you suck some dude off
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you aren't!

well then...
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When I was your age 80% of girls I chilled with kissed and did more with other girls. None of them lived lesbian lifes tho. Most had bfs
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

When I was your age 80% of girls I chilled with kissed and did more with other girls. None of them lived lesbian lifes tho. Most had bfs

That is cheating, even if you're straight! Personally I'd never do this.


My friends mostly haven't tried it!

I did stuff with a girl but that was while single! She wasn't single but I've made mistakes okay >.> besides my brother has sex with his exes while they date and brags. To his little sister. So
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LittleRoyal posted...

shockthemonkey posted...

Did you tell her about the stuff you did with girls?

A girl, same girl both times I'm not lesbian or something, and not really just confessed that I've experimented because boyfriends kept breaking up with me and I thought it'd make me more ready for that, but it didn't and it felt wrong and gross and I hated it and she talked to me about it.


Also told her about HS and she got really mad and I was Pretty scared tbh but she just said she'd sue the school since they let girls bully me all the time (my fault technically) and since I was prepubescent and the guy wasn't she'd get them for not monitoring me or something?
She actually started yelling fast and I didn't quite catch everything, because English is my best language.
I told her that was crazy it's just a dumb thing I did that I regret and she talked about that too.

So the guy was 18+? Was he a senior and you were like a freshman?
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No, no. Both 15 I think I just hadn't gone through puberty still and he had, and I did it since I didn't have a chest and wasn't bleeding girls would pick on me and one of them basically said they'd stop if I did that and proved I'm a girl.

I didn't want to but it felt better that I wouldn't get picked on and they'd think I'm cool.

Ehh I'm just dumb and I do lots of stuff on a whim thinking it's best for me and am continuously wrong.
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I can relate Royal

Back in HS when i was dating my first serious gf and her mom found out we started having sex (took each other's virginities) she called my mother and told her

I will always remember my mother walking into my room, closing the door, sitting down on my bed and asking me if i was having sex with my gf. Then she started asking me questions about protection and if she needed to buy me condoms, which as a 16 year old is the most awkward fucking conversation ive ever had with my mother.
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"Yeah mom i did random lez stuff with gurls but im not a lez, I had sex with like a single dude and since we were both inexperience I totally judged all of sex based on this and decided i didnt like it and im special, and had 4 boyfriends later that i didnt fuck. I should post this shit on a video game sites social board to get the attention im deprived of and desperately need. Yeah, mom, you didnt do so well now did you?"
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LittleRoyal posted...

am continuously wrong.

Hey, at least youre right about a single thing.
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LittleRoyal posted...

And to be fair she even gave me condoms before I want to college

I hear about parents doing this a lot. I don't think mine had any confidence in me. I never got the talk from them either.
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My mom: Should we have the talk? Do you want me to tell you about sex?

Me: Oh my god, no. Im 18, I am currently having sex with my girl friend, and have had many years of cringy sex ed. I use condoms. Can we end this conversation now?

My mom: (sigh of relief) THAT could have been awkward!
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Jesus Vandor youre pathetic
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PlsGodDontBanMe posted...

Jesus Vandor youre pathetic

Yeah, man, insult shitposting trolls, thats how you make them go away.
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LittleRoyal posted...

Wonder if she thinks of me differently though.

Didn't you say you're 20?

If your mom isn't very conservative and pretty sheltered I'm sure she assumed.
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shockthemonkey posted...

VandorLee posted...

"Yeah mom i did random lez stuff with gurls but im not a lez, I had sex with like a single dude and since we were both inexperience I totally judged all of sex based on this and decided i didnt like it and im special, and had 4 boyfriends later that i didnt fuck. I should post this shit on a video game sites social board to get the attention im deprived of and desperately need. Yeah, mom, you didnt do so well now did you?"

Your obsession with this is weird

Her attention whoring ways are getting lamer.

Topic: "Something about sex! Im a girl by the way!"

Original Post: IM NOT READY FOR SEX! I HAD IT ONCE! WAS BAD! DISCUSS!
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shockthemonkey posted...

VandorLee posted...

shockthemonkey posted...

VandorLee posted...

"Yeah mom i did random lez stuff with gurls but im not a lez, I had sex with like a single dude and since we were both inexperience I totally judged all of sex based on this and decided i didnt like it and im special, and had 4 boyfriends later that i didnt fuck. I should post this shit on a video game sites social board to get the attention im deprived of and desperately need. Yeah, mom, you didnt do so well now did you?"

Your obsession with this is weird

Her attention whoring ways are getting lamer.

Topic: "Something about sex! Im a girl by the way!"

Original Post: IM NOT READY FOR SEX! I HAD IT ONCE! WAS BAD! DISCUSS!

Then stop posting in the topics. Who cares?

No these types of topics must be destroyed from the inside
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shockthemonkey posted...

VandorLee posted...

shockthemonkey posted...

VandorLee posted...

"Yeah mom i did random lez stuff with gurls but im not a lez, I had sex with like a single dude and since we were both inexperience I totally judged all of sex based on this and decided i didnt like it and im special, and had 4 boyfriends later that i didnt fuck. I should post this shit on a video game sites social board to get the attention im deprived of and desperately need. Yeah, mom, you didnt do so well now did you?"

Your obsession with this is weird

Her attention whoring ways are getting lamer.

Topic: "Something about sex! Im a girl by the way!"

Original Post: IM NOT READY FOR SEX! I HAD IT ONCE! WAS BAD! DISCUSS!

Then stop posting in the topics. Who cares?

Or stop making the topics...
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RedWhiteBlue posted...

shockthemonkey posted...

Then stop posting in the topics. Who cares?

TC is StinkPrincess' alt iirc, who was a hi_poly alt.

So TC only pretends to be a girl?
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PlsGodDontBanMe posted...

I can relate Royal

Back in HS when i was dating my first serious gf and her mom found out we started having sex (took each other's virginities) she called my mother and told her

I will always remember my mother walking into my room, closing the door, sitting down on my bed and asking me if i was having sex with my gf. Then she started asking me questions about protection and if she needed to buy me condoms, which as a 16 year old is the most awkward fucking conversation ive ever had with my mother.

Bleh that's super awkward for me! For me it's more like. Idk I don't think like that and I'm classically the last person to get a dirty joke. It's feels weird growing up. I've talked to multiple people about it.

CanuckCowboy posted...

LittleRoyal posted...

Wonder if she thinks of me differently though.

Didn't you say you're 20?

If your mom isn't very conservative and pretty sheltered I'm sure she assumed.

My parents are pretty conservative and sometimes feel a bit stereotypical though they never harassed me about grades much ever since my brother joined the military they're just happy I'm in school lol.

But it was mostly me apologizing and trying to find out why I did it/why I didn't like it/why I don't want to do it with boyfriends and why I can't keep boyfriends.

She said it's because I don't have good expiriences, and my alone stuff is probably better (it is.) and that me not being ready isn't their business and the right guy would be willing to wait/realize I'm worth that for them, and if I'm not then they're not right.

She also said it's okay to stop dating if I want and etc.
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TommyG663513 posted...

RedWhiteBlue posted...

shockthemonkey posted...

Then stop posting in the topics. Who cares?

TC is StinkPrincess' alt iirc, who was a hi_poly alt.

So TC only pretends to be a girl?

Also, no I post what I want to talk about, be it because it's funny to me or I just want to discuss it.

I think me not hiding myself and being super shy scares them? But it's not like gamefaqs is my real life. It's an outlet. I am expressive here and a good girl irl lol
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LittleRoyal posted...

TommyG663513 posted...

RedWhiteBlue posted...

shockthemonkey posted...

Then stop posting in the topics. Who cares?

TC is StinkPrincess' alt iirc, who was a hi_poly alt.

So TC only pretends to be a girl?

Also, no I post what I want to talk about, be it because it's funny to me or I just want to discuss it.

I think me not hiding myself and being super shy scares them? But it's not like gamefaqs is my real life. It's an outlet. I am expressive here and a good girl irl lol

I think I remember you posting a topic about your "bubbly bootie"?

In either case, I'm sure all of this was an awkward experience, but like some others have said, good for you for being honest, and good for your mom for being supportive :)

Ruvan22 posted...

LittleRoyal posted...

TommyG663513 posted...

RedWhiteBlue posted...

shockthemonkey posted...

Then stop posting in the topics. Who cares?

TC is StinkPrincess' alt iirc, who was a hi_poly alt.

So TC only pretends to be a girl?

Also, no I post what I want to talk about, be it because it's funny to me or I just want to discuss it.

I think me not hiding myself and being super shy scares them? But it's not like gamefaqs is my real life. It's an outlet. I am expressive here and a good girl irl lol

I think I remember you posting a topic about your "bubbly bootie"?

In either case, I'm sure all of this was an awkward experience, but like some others have said, good for you for being honest, and good for your mom for being supportive :)

That was hilarious to me. Some of these guys even had meltdowns. Their processors broke because they didn't know what to do

Yes but still just sucks because I still wish it wasn't so! Thanks
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yo so can I have a follow up? why do you think you lost your virginity by gobbling some dudes member?
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My mom was thrilled when she found out I lost mine
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...

yo so can I have a follow up? why do you think you lost your virginity by gobbling some dudes member?

Umm, idk. I was young. Hadn't gone through puberty. Some girls bullied me saying I'm a boy since I don't bleed or have boobs (at this time of the story)
I thought they were my cool friends. Lol.
They convinced me to suck some guy in the boys bathroom (boys freak out less of they catch a girl, than a girl if she sees a boy in there?)

Umm and then I did it until he finished and I could feel it all down my throats for weeks and it was super gross and I stopped talking to them all soon after (they still picked on me sometimes and sometimes even made racist jokes)

And that's my first sexual expirience even before masturbating.
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