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BalanceLost
08/20/17 4:41:46 PM
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This is my Grindr (you don't get to see my pic though ^_~).

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BalanceLost
08/20/17 5:10:16 PM
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>_>
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the_cajun88
08/20/17 5:10:53 PM
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I'm too married to be using dating apps.
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dragnmaninferno
08/20/17 5:11:28 PM
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ArchangelBaruch
08/20/17 5:12:58 PM
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I've been told in the past my profile is too long. Don't care.

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/archbaruch
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dragnmaninferno
08/20/17 5:16:04 PM
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BalanceLost
08/20/17 5:19:12 PM
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the_cajun88 posted...
I'm too married to be using dating apps.

Nice :D


dragnmaninferno posted...
That's a hookup app BL

"Everyone" use it here, for both serious and less serious encounters :)


ArchangelBaruch posted...
I've been told in the past my profile is too long. Don't care.

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/archbaruch

I like your profile.
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LinksLiege
08/20/17 5:25:02 PM
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It was some generic piece about being cub/otter-ish.

It's been so long since I've had any of those apps on my phone that I can't remember specifics.
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BalanceLost
08/21/17 5:31:47 AM
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LinksLiege posted...
It was some generic piece about being cub/otter-ish.

It's been so long since I've had any of those apps on my phone that I can't remember specifics.

I see~
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KogaSteelfang
08/21/17 5:39:11 AM
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I don't wanna go back and check. It's almost certainly just boring stuff. I should just close it.
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iLikeMtnDew
08/21/17 8:28:16 AM
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Yeah, I need to charge my phone. Anyway, I seem to get really good results from mine

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ArchangelBaruch
08/21/17 8:49:29 AM
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I look at that picture and the only thought going through my head is "CHARGE THE GODDAMN BATTERY FFS".
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BalanceLost
08/21/17 3:54:24 PM
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:D
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dragnmaninferno
08/21/17 4:16:54 PM
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Xelltrix
08/21/17 4:18:25 PM
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Wimp.
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dragnmaninferno
08/21/17 4:19:04 PM
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Xelltrix
08/21/17 4:20:37 PM
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"Single player looking for a co-op partner."
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LinksLiege
08/21/17 4:34:01 PM
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BalanceLost posted...
LinksLiege posted...
It was some generic piece about being cub/otter-ish.

It's been so long since I've had any of those apps on my phone that I can't remember specifics.

I see~

Been entertaining the idea of going back to them to see what happens but I don't even know what I'd put. Other than being slightly closer to otter than cub now.
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dragnmaninferno
08/21/17 4:41:24 PM
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mew4ever
08/21/17 4:42:01 PM
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Never bothered with online/apps. My friend got me to try once and I immediatley got discouraged at all the "six feet and up only" posts the girls on there posted. At five foot seven, you can't really lie about being a half foot taller than you are. I'll take my chances in the real world where I at least can make my pitch to girls.
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Xelltrix
08/21/17 4:43:42 PM
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dragnmaninferno posted...
I swear. Xell...


Wimp.
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Romulox28
08/21/17 4:44:48 PM
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mew4ever posted...
Never bothered with online/apps. My friend got me to try once and I immediatley got discouraged at all the "six feet and up only" posts the girls on there posted. At five foot seven, you can't really lie about being a half foot taller than you are. I'll take my chances in the real world where I at least can make my pitch to girls.

lol
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Zeeak4444
08/21/17 4:46:21 PM
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If a tree falls in the forest, and I'm not there, and it makes a sound, but I don't hear it, but someone records it and plays it back to me at a dinner party, does that mean I'm still in the forest? And if I am, then why can't I just take a piss in the garden rather than queuing for the toilet? And that's if the toilet even exists; I've been trying to use it all fucking night. I'm starting to doubt the existence of the toilet quite frankly at this stage of the proceedings. Get a portaloo is what I'm saying. If you're going to have a party of that size, get a portaloo. 'Cause I don't want to spend my entire fucking evening in the corridor. And if philosophy can solve those questions, then it's worth it. But thus far it can't. So I'm fucking busting, and what's Plato doing about it? Nothing.

Yes I'm serious.
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gguirao
08/21/17 6:05:41 PM
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I don't use dating apps.
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DezCaughtIt
08/21/17 6:07:13 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfWMB-blQS8

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