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Bad_Mojo
08/15/17 10:04:33 PM
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Cena vs Jinder
Cena hits F-U
Kicks out at 2! Nice!
Super FU! Don't pin him cleanly!
Baron comes out!
Cash in?!
Beats up Cena
Walks away
Goes back to Cash IN!
Bell rings, holy fucking shit

Cena distracts, Jinder rolls him up for 3 in about 7 seconds. No more MITB.
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NOM
08/15/17 10:05:49 PM
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Good. Corbin sucks ass.
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Calwings
08/15/17 10:06:36 PM
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I'm not a fan of the guy, but Baron Corbin didn't deserve this. He somehow managed to get completely buried before facing John Cena rather than after.
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Calwings
08/15/17 10:07:42 PM
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shockthemonkey posted...
Did Corbin really just lose his MITB in a throwaway Smackdown match?

Yep. Not only did he lose his MITB briefcase, I think it may have been the shortest WWE Championship match of all time.
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Bad_Mojo
08/15/17 10:08:43 PM
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shockthemonkey posted...
Did Corbin really just lose his MITB in a throwaway Smackdown match?


Yes

This is why we need Talking Smack. That would be crazy over right now
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Bad_Mojo
08/15/17 10:09:09 PM
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Calwings posted...
Yep. Not only did he lose his MITB briefcase, I think it may have been the shortest WWE Championship match of all time.


I think Diesel beating Backlund is still the shortest, but it's close.
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PepsiWithCoke
08/15/17 10:09:11 PM
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The good news is that Nakamura is clearly winning on Sunday.

And now they can't pull a Bryan on him with the MitB.
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DirkDiggles
08/15/17 10:09:34 PM
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Who was it that said Corbin was a dumpster fire?
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GodofLegend
08/15/17 10:10:25 PM
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Calwings posted...
Yep. Not only did he lose his MITB briefcase, I think it may have been the shortest WWE Championship match of all time.

Lolol...that's kinda amazing.
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PepsiWithCoke
08/15/17 10:10:57 PM
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DocileOrangeCup
08/15/17 10:11:08 PM
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Bad_Mojo
08/15/17 10:12:45 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Who was it that said Corbin was a dumpster fire?


I love Corbin. I don't think he needs to be anywhere near the main event, but I think he was good as the MitB guy. But where as he been? He never works any matches on Smackdown, so why would anyone get behind him? Vince, fuck you. Step down, you're killing your company.

Run 3 SummerSlam matches this week right before SummerSlam. Fuck you. Have only two tag teams work on Smackdown while you have others. Fuck you. Have the biggest fucking roster on the planet with amazing talent and run the same fucking matches over and over and over again. FUCK YOU
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Zack_Attackv1
08/15/17 10:15:51 PM
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*continues pointing and laughing like Max from Sam & Max*
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obsolete
08/15/17 10:16:19 PM
#16:


This means if Nakamura wins it won't get cashed in on
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Bad_Mojo
08/15/17 10:19:46 PM
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obsolete posted...
This means if Nakamura wins it won't get cashed in on


I don't know if you know this or not, but wrestling is scripted. He could still be MitB and not cash in on Nakamura
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Calwings
08/15/17 10:20:26 PM
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PepsiWithCoke posted...
Video: https://streamable.com/myvur

6 seconds. I counted it out with my computer clock, it was 6 seconds from bell to bell. I'm pretty sure that's shorter than Diesel/Backlund, Sheamus/Ryder, or any other world title match to ever happen in WWE history.
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Bad_Mojo
08/15/17 10:21:50 PM
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Calwings posted...
PepsiWithCoke posted...
Video: https://streamable.com/myvur

6 seconds. I counted it out with my computer clock, it was 6 seconds from bell to bell. I'm pretty sure that's shorter than Diesel/Backlund, Sheamus/Ryder, or any other world title match to ever happen in WWE history.


Shemus/Bryan?
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Medussa
08/15/17 10:23:07 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Shemus/Bryan?


this was my first thought, but I think the kiss was after the bell, which stretched the clock a bit.
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Calwings
08/15/17 10:24:42 PM
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Medussa posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Shemus/Bryan?

this was my first thought, but I think the kiss was after the bell, which stretched the clock a bit.

It was. And even then, Sheamus took his time going for a pin.
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Bad_Mojo
08/15/17 10:29:08 PM
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Medussa posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Shemus/Bryan?


this was my first thought, but I think the kiss was after the bell.


Maybe, I don't know.

I'm pissed at the WWE right now.

Raw we have the fucking CW title change hands after like 6-8 months of an awesome reign, right before their match at SummerSlam which is still happening. They ran Balor vs Wyatt right before the SummerSlam match. What's the fucking point? My god, why do they run the same fucking matches over and over and over again?

Throws water glass against a wall

Fuck! It's not hard. It's not hard to book a show with that many people and not repeat matches every fucking week!!!!!

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Skywalker82
08/15/17 10:30:16 PM
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1mTvowv

Lol. Totally forgot since I normally don't have off on Tuesdays.
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/15/17 10:30:31 PM
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What did Corbin do to piss off Vince?
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SSJGrimReaper
08/15/17 10:30:41 PM
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Can't Hinder the Jinder!!
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Medussa
08/15/17 10:31:43 PM
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you don't have to tell me. I've only watched their PPVs for months, now. (though I am definitely watching the Mae Young Classic.) The weeklies are unwatchable, and the PPVs are, at best, the quality the weeklies used to be.
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Sada_Pop
08/15/17 10:32:17 PM
#27:


PepsiWithCoke posted...
The good news is that Nakamura is clearly winning on Sunday..


How do you figure? The heel champion has all the advantage here.
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PepsiWithCoke
08/15/17 10:36:55 PM
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Calwings posted...
I'm pretty sure that's shorter than Diesel/Backlund,

10 Seconds.

This halved the record.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AFvk3StVWQ

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Bad_Mojo
08/15/17 11:00:35 PM
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Skywalker82 posted...
1mTvowv

Lol. Totally forgot since I normally don't have off on Tuesdays.


I missed this during the live show. That's great
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Calwings
08/15/17 11:19:19 PM
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PepsiWithCoke posted...
10 Seconds.

This halved the record.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AFvk3StVWQ

Sheamus/Ryder for the WWE title was 11 seconds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtP4bbql1BA


Kane/Chavo for the ECW title was 11 seconds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUvsG97mxDs


Even counting other MITB cash-ins, Daniel Bryan winning the world title was the previous fastest at 7 seconds. Ambrose's cash-in last year (not in the video below because it was too recent) was 8 seconds, the next-fastest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwvaQZkIKAA


So yes, Baron Corbin's failed cash-in from tonight is indeed the shortest world title match in WWE history, and the 2nd-shortest match for any title in WWE history.
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Skye Reynolds
08/15/17 11:20:42 PM
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Money in the Bank is why I stopped watching WWE.


Title credibility is everything. If you hot potato the title, or you have somebody win or lose the belt without a fight, there's no reason to give a shit about who the champion is. And if you don't care about the belt, why are you watching wrestling? That's like watching a romance-driven story where you don't care who the protagonist ends up with.
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Bad_Mojo
08/15/17 11:22:57 PM
#32:


Skye Reynolds posted...
Money in the Bank is why I stopped watching WWE.


Title credibility is everything. If you hot potato the title, or you have somebody win or lose the belt without a fight, there's no reason to give a shit about who the champion is. And if you don't care about the belt, why are you watching wrestling? That's like watching a romance-driven story where you don't care who the protagonist ends up with.


Subscribe to New Japan World. It's 10x better than the WWE right now and it's cheaper than the Network.
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Skye Reynolds
08/15/17 11:30:01 PM
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I really should.
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Proto_Spark
08/16/17 1:33:07 AM
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Its okay, It means Corbin is gonna basically murder Cena at Summerslam so Cena can disappear and Transformers or whatever and come back for WM season.

Cena's gonna need to come back with all the part-timers leaving
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WellKnownNomad
08/16/17 1:38:45 AM
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Bad_Mojo
08/16/17 2:04:47 AM
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Proto_Spark posted...
Its okay, It means Corbin is gonna basically murder Cena at Summerslam so Cena can disappear and Transformers or whatever and come back for WM season.

Cena's gonna need to come back with all the part-timers leaving



Yes, that needs to happen. And he needs to pin him cleanly in the middle of the ring. He needs to dominate Cena. He needs all of this or he's going to be buried for a long time.

Conflict posted...
This. Guy is fucking terrible and even worse than Big Cass. If anything, be mad at WWE that they wasted the briefcase on his garbage ass, rather than him losing the cash-in.


That's fine if you don't like the guy. I'm not going to bash your opinions. If it's good for you, then it's good for you. Thanks for you opinion and other do feel the same way. It's all good
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Bad_Mojo
08/16/17 2:09:19 AM
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