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Neopian
08/13/17 7:29:46 AM
#1:


How can I stop this?
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/13/17 7:30:14 AM
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Stop pooping
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Thunder_Armor
08/13/17 7:30:29 AM
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You're either wiping too hard or need to see a doctor. Could be, and probably is, a hemorrhoid but it could also be more serious.
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apolloooo
08/13/17 7:31:45 AM
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Thunder_Armor posted...
see a doctor.

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KiwiTerraRizing
08/13/17 7:36:36 AM
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If the blood is fresh and red it isn't serious
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SGT_Conti
08/13/17 7:36:37 AM
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Are you getting enough fibre in your diet?
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Back_Stabbath
08/13/17 7:38:19 AM
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dark red and thick/clotty or light red spots on the paper?
latter? you're fine.
former? ur dyin
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Neopian
08/13/17 7:42:53 AM
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It's bright red but in large quantities. Like my poop just tore an old wound in my ass.
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thecoolgu
08/13/17 7:50:26 AM
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Constipation may be a cause.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
08/13/17 7:59:15 AM
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More than likely a hemorrhoid.

This happens to me like for a couple of days a few times a year like over the last 20 years.

If it was something serious I would have been dead by now.
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MrMallard
08/13/17 7:59:33 AM
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I remember hearing about a blood vessel in the ass that can be torn open by a monster shit. Maybe your man-sized logs are ripping your asshole open.
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