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Go_Totodile
08/12/17 12:41:30 PM
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Go.
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Neopian
08/12/17 12:42:30 PM
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Just look at the time you post.
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gafemaqs
08/12/17 12:43:16 PM
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Neopian posted...
Just look at the time you post.

Fucking destroyed
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Monkhood
08/12/17 12:43:54 PM
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Neopian posted...
Just look at the time you post.

*laugh track*
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BudDupree48
08/12/17 12:44:19 PM
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Go_Totodile
08/12/17 12:50:14 PM
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Holy shit the water heater must not be working that shower fucking sucked
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SSJGrimReaper
08/12/17 12:53:08 PM
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Imagine being in the shower for less than 10 minutes
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Go_Totodile
08/12/17 12:55:00 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Imagine being in the shower for less than 10 minutes

Why
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SSJGrimReaper
08/12/17 12:58:36 PM
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Go_Totodile
08/12/17 1:45:15 PM
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Shit
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FF_Redux
08/12/17 1:46:07 PM
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SSJGrimReaper
08/12/17 2:10:19 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
I can do it in less time

yeah but why would you want to unless you have somewhere to be

showers are relaxing as fuck and are good for having deep thoughts about random shit
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Leight_Weight
08/12/17 2:16:36 PM
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When I bought my new water heater one of the questions you're supposed to ask on the little pamphlet was if you had teenagers in the house or not. So usually people who take long ass showers are younger
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LittleRoyal
08/12/17 2:17:29 PM
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Go_Totodile posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Imagine being in the shower for less than 10 minutes

Why

Just got out of a like 1 hour shower. Probably wasted so much water.


But I did drink from the shower head. Is that gross?
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SSJGrimReaper
08/12/17 2:24:41 PM
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mfw i'm in the shower

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Go_Totodile
08/12/17 2:58:17 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
showers are relaxing as fuck and are good for having deep thoughts about random shit

^^^^

Leight_Weight posted...
When I bought my new water heater one of the questions you're supposed to ask on the little pamphlet was if you had teenagers in the house or not. So usually people who take long ass showers are younger

I take long ass showers... unless the water isn't hot.

LittleRoyal posted...
Just got out of a like 1 hour shower. Probably wasted so much water.

Don't feel bad! It's your god given right as a fucking American hell yeah!

LittleRoyal posted...
But I did drink from the shower head. Is that gross?

Is the shower clean? Is the water clean? If so go for it.

CrimsonRage posted...
You used up all the hot water, GoToto!

Fuck all the hot water in the country?

SSJGrimReaper posted...
mfw i'm in the shower

7wytz7P

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LittleRoyal
08/12/17 3:06:08 PM
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Yes!!!I'm American ^^!!!!!

And my shower and house isn't very clean!
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Go_Totodile
08/12/17 3:11:39 PM
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I just assumed you're American. Sorry if you're from somewhere else. And maybe clean your shower before you drink out of it lol
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uwnim
08/12/17 3:14:00 PM
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9:44
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Returning_CEmen
08/12/17 3:15:41 PM
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I used to only take 3 minute showers when I was a kid. Now I linger in there a bit. Usually around 5-7 minutes.
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LittleRoyal
08/12/17 3:33:40 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
I used to only take 3 minute showers when I was a kid. Now I linger in there a bit. Usually around 5-7 minutes.

What do you wash???
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Returning_CEmen
08/12/17 5:57:29 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
I used to only take 3 minute showers when I was a kid. Now I linger in there a bit. Usually around 5-7 minutes.

What do you wash???

Shampoo hair
Wash body and arms
Rinse hair
Condition hair
Wash back and legs
Rinse hair
Wash face then genitals
flick off water
towel off
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gguirao
08/12/17 6:00:08 PM
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Do you like showering? Yes? No? Don't give a fuck?
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LittleRoyal
08/12/17 7:29:58 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
I used to only take 3 minute showers when I was a kid. Now I linger in there a bit. Usually around 5-7 minutes.

What do you wash???

Shampoo hair
Wash body and arms
Rinse hair
Condition hair
Wash back and legs
Rinse hair
Wash face then genitals
flick off water
towel off

Uhh eww you need to wash your bootie and you aren't washing well if it's only like 3 minutes :(
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SSJGrimReaper
08/12/17 7:31:02 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
bootie

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ShinigamiSoul
08/12/17 7:41:09 PM
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@Returning_CEmen bruh I hope you're not forgetting to wash your booty, feet, pits, neck, ears, and belly button.

And showers should not be less than 10 minutes, not even counting hair stuff.
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Leight_Weight
08/12/17 7:44:51 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
@Returning_CEmen bruh I hope you're not forgetting to wash your booty, feet, pits, neck, ears, and belly button.

And showers should not be less than 10 minutes, not even counting hair stuff.

This makes no sense. If you get in there an get down to business it can easily be less than ten minutes.
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ShinigamiSoul
08/12/17 7:47:50 PM
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I'm very thorough. :)
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LittleRoyal
08/12/17 7:48:51 PM
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So you gently rub one part? You must scrub and exfoliate daily!
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ShinigamiSoul
08/12/17 7:53:56 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
So you gently rub one part? You must scrub and exfoliate daily!

There is one part I rub gently!
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Leight_Weight
08/12/17 7:55:04 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
So you gently rub one part? You must scrub and exfoliate daily!

There is one part I rub gently!

Ayyy ooo
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LittleRoyal
08/12/17 7:59:22 PM
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Leight_Weight posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
So you gently rub one part? You must scrub and exfoliate daily!

There is one part I rub gently!

Ayyy ooo

Guys >_____> Use shower head for that
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Returning_CEmen
08/12/17 7:59:27 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
@Returning_CEmen bruh I hope you're not forgetting to wash your booty, feet, pits, neck, ears, and belly button.

And showers should not be less than 10 minutes, not even counting hair stuff.

I clean everything.
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IHeartRadiation
08/12/17 8:11:13 PM
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Oh you said time

I thought you said "film"
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ShinigamiSoul
08/12/17 8:20:17 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
Leight_Weight posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
So you gently rub one part? You must scrub and exfoliate daily!

There is one part I rub gently!

Ayyy ooo

Guys >_____> Use shower head for that

One time I watched an amateur solo video of a guy who achieved O just from a shower head blasting the underside of his P.
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X
08/12/17 8:21:32 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
Leight_Weight posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
So you gently rub one part? You must scrub and exfoliate daily!

There is one part I rub gently!

Ayyy ooo

Guys >_____> Use shower head for that


Guys get off by using shower heads? I thought only women did that.
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ShinigamiSoul
08/12/17 8:24:46 PM
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
Leight_Weight posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
So you gently rub one part? You must scrub and exfoliate daily!

There is one part I rub gently!

Ayyy ooo

Guys >_____> Use shower head for that


Guys get off by using shower heads? I thought only women did that.

See my last post
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DocileOrangeCup
08/12/17 8:33:16 PM
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LittleRoyal
08/12/17 8:46:36 PM
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
Leight_Weight posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
So you gently rub one part? You must scrub and exfoliate daily!

There is one part I rub gently!

Ayyy ooo

Guys >_____> Use shower head for that


Guys get off by using shower heads? I thought only women did that.


Idk
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