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Philoktetes 08/11/17 7:37:34 AM #1:	--- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:884576705] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nayr626 08/11/17 7:41:09 AM #2:	Who's Keegan? --- http://i.imgur.com/FlUFXoG.png - by Eulu PSN:nayr909 <cite>nayr626 posted [p:884576790] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>Who's Keegan?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 08/11/17 7:42:26 AM #3:	nayr626 posted... Who's Keegan? --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:884576818] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote><cite>nayr626 posted...</cite> <quote>Who's Keegan?</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 08/11/17 7:42:28 AM #4:	my friend --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:884576819] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>my friend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99 08/11/17 7:43:17 AM #5:	Run, Barry, Run! --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:884576846] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>Run, Barry, Run!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sunhawk 08/11/17 7:43:34 AM #6:	This reminds me of several control freaks I know. It's still pathetic though. Why don't you dump her? --- It has been 0 days since something interesting happened. A three hour tour, a three hour tour... <cite>Sunhawk posted [p:884576854] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>This reminds me of several control freaks I know. It's still pathetic though. Why don't you dump her? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 08/11/17 7:45:22 AM #7:	because it's better than being alone --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:884576898] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>because it's better than being alone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CoolBeansAvl 08/11/17 7:46:42 AM #8:	You don't have a girlfriend --- http://i.imgur.com/98y63.jpg http://i.imgur.com/yOcp8.jpg http://i.imgur.com/wdX6S.jpg <cite>CoolBeansAvl posted [p:884576933] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>You don't have a girlfriend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AbstraktProfSC2 08/11/17 7:47:16 AM #9:	Philoktetes posted... because it's better than being alone it really doesnt look like it if this is even real, which its not i would take this and set if on fire and walk away without looking back --- Talk about backseat fishing. <cite>AbstraktProfSC2 posted [p:884576949] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote>because it's better than being alone</quote> it really doesnt look like it if this is even real, which its not i would take this and set if on fire and walk away without looking back</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fuzzylittlbunny 08/11/17 7:47:19 AM #10:	Philoktetes posted... because it's better than being alone ...Questionable :< --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya high five! <cite>fuzzylittlbunny posted [p:884576950] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote>because it's better than being alone</quote> ...Questionable :<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 08/11/17 7:48:52 AM #11:	I would crumple it and throw it at her face and then spit --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:884576985] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>I would crumple it and throw it at her face and then spit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sauceje 08/11/17 7:49:22 AM #12:	wow that is one insecure broad.. --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead <cite>sauceje posted [p:884577002] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>wow that is one insecure broad..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touya999 08/11/17 7:50:06 AM #13:	Philoktetes posted... New meme. @dancer62 --- Nintendo switch fc : SW-3862-0989-2485 I normally don't get erectile dysfunction. But when i do, it isn't so hard. <cite>Touya999 posted [p:884577024] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote></quote> New meme. @dancer62</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 08/11/17 7:52:43 AM #14:	I mean this in the most respectable way possible. Dump that bitch >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:884577083] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>I mean this in the most respectable way possible. Dump that bitch >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
karmageddon28 08/11/17 7:57:19 AM #15:	But can Tyler, Noah, Deven, and Josh ask her for head? <cite>karmageddon28 posted [p:884577195] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>But can Tyler, Noah, Deven, and Josh ask her for head?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 08/11/17 7:58:15 AM #16:	i don't know that's between her and them --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:884577217] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>i don't know that's between her and them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anarchy_Juiblex 08/11/17 8:00:29 AM #17:	Lol@ no head. Twice a day minimum and maybe I'd sign it. --- "Tolerance of intolerance is cowardice." ~ Ayaan Hirsi Ali <cite>Anarchy_Juiblex posted [p:884577270] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>Lol@ no head. Twice a day minimum and maybe I'd sign it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GigaSPX 08/11/17 8:01:02 AM #18:	NeonOctopus posted... I mean this in the most respectable way possible. Dump that bitch >_> Seriously. I can't see myself with a partner this insecure and have this much control over my life. --- My sig is here. Yup. <cite>GigaSPX posted [p:884577291] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote>I mean this in the most respectable way possible. Dump that bitch >_></quote> Seriously. I can't see myself with a partner this insecure and have this much control over my life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Twinmold 08/11/17 8:01:45 AM #19:	Lol, this reads like what basement dwelling, bitterbeards thinks relationships with women are like. It's cute, but I don't believe it for a second. --- Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain <cite>Twinmold posted [p:884577310] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>Lol, this reads like what basement dwelling, bitterbeards thinks relationships with women are like. It's cute, but I don't believe it for a second.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hortanz 08/11/17 8:02:08 AM #20:	this is an old image from 4channel, TC is a fraud --- http://i.imgur.com/JFmtaHB.gif <cite>hortanz posted [p:884577325] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>this is an old image from 4channel, TC is a fraud</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Super Slash 08/11/17 8:02:24 AM #21:	you're <cite>Super Slash posted [p:884577331] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>you're</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoomtheGrav 08/11/17 8:33:26 AM #23:	I literally saw this on twitter today --- set the controls for the heart of the sun http://www.kingdomofloathing.com <cite>DoomtheGrav posted [p:884578188] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>I literally saw this on twitter today</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Talks 08/11/17 8:35:30 AM #24:	I can only bear to check my phone once every three or so days, I guess I'm happy I'm single right now. --- http://i.imgur.com/gBllw.jpg <cite>Talks posted [p:884578237] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>I can only bear to check my phone once every three or so days, I guess I'm happy I'm single right now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PostCrisisJ2 08/11/17 8:38:38 AM #25:	fucked up if true --- spritual powah will never die Don't be shy to drop a PM to me, I'm always open for conversation. <cite>PostCrisisJ2 posted [p:884578315] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>fucked up if true</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 08/11/17 8:40:30 AM #26:	old as dirt (tag for the triggering) --- Oda break tracker 2017- 6 (3) Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:884578373] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>old as dirt (tag for the triggering)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dragonblade01 08/11/17 8:42:04 AM #27:	Philoktetes posted... because it's better than being alone no it's not --- PSN: kazukifafner <cite>Dragonblade01 posted [p:884578422] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote>because it's better than being alone</quote> no it's not</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fam_Fam 08/11/17 8:42:10 AM #28:	obviously fake <cite>Fam_Fam posted [p:884578427] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>obviously fake</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Super Saiyan 3 Goku 08/11/17 8:42:52 AM #29:	Fake of course, but if someone presented that to me to sign, I would shred to pieces, shower her with said pieces, and tell them to get the hell up out of my crib. --- When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius <cite>Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted [p:884578441] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>Fake of course, but if someone presented that to me to sign, I would shred to pieces, shower her with said pieces, and tell them to get the hell up out of my crib.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OpheliaAdenade 08/11/17 8:47:10 AM #30:	It looks like he signed it. :o He just folded the paper over to hide his shame. Gonna have to save this for my future boyfriend. Fucking keegan... smh. --- http://imgur.com/Q6Qj55q <cite>OpheliaAdenade posted [p:884578577] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>It looks like he signed it. :o He just folded the paper over to hide his shame. Gonna have to save this for my future boyfriend. Fucking keegan... smh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__Blight__ 08/11/17 8:47:56 AM #31:	You should hand her your balls while you're at it. --- "This wretched world does not reward endeavor. It is the patron and his troupe who are receipt - maggots grown fat on endeavor's corpse." <cite>__Blight__ posted [p:884578598] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>You should hand her your balls while you're at it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iosifsvoboda 08/11/17 8:50:47 AM #32:	Anarchy_Juiblex posted... Lol@ no head. Twice a day minimum and maybe I'd sign it. --- ^_^ <cite>iosifsvoboda posted [p:884578683] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Anarchy_Juiblex posted...</cite> <quote>Lol@ no head. Twice a day minimum and maybe I'd sign it.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 08/11/17 8:51:03 AM #33:	This looks like most of it is in jest. --- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia <cite>Caution999 posted [p:884578687] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>This looks like most of it is in jest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSMajinVegeta2 08/11/17 9:10:45 AM #35:	You're just as crazy as her --- On my business card, I am a corporate president. In my mind, I am a game developer. But in my heart, I am a gamer. Satoru Iwata, 1959 - 2015 RIP GP God bless <cite>SSMajinVegeta2 posted [p:884579312] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>You're just as crazy as her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoraKeyblade0 08/11/17 9:14:23 AM #36:	Pretty good list I envy you --- !!!FANTASY AND BEYOND!!! <cite>SoraKeyblade0 posted [p:884579442] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>Pretty good list I envy you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EpicMickeyDrew 08/11/17 9:19:38 AM #37:	That top one, is that 'any girl who is single' or 'any girl'? --- Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe <cite>EpicMickeyDrew posted [p:884579641] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>That top one, is that 'any girl who is single' or 'any girl'?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wedge Antilles 08/11/17 9:24:12 AM #38:	I would laugh. And not some little fake laughs, I'm talking one of those laughs where you just can't stop and it goes on for several minutes straight and you struggle to find the chance to take a breath. --- I used the knife. I saved a child. I won a war. God forgive me. <cite>Wedge Antilles posted [p:884579798] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>I would laugh. And not some little fake laughs, I'm talking one of those laughs where you just can't stop and it goes on for several minutes straight and you struggle to find the chance to take a breath.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flash 08/11/17 9:46:26 AM #39:	This is from 4chan <cite>Flash posted [p:884580667] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>This is from 4chan</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Silver Bearings 08/11/17 9:48:20 AM #40:	RARLEY! (caps) --- "Employee demonstrates an acceptable level of competence." #2 Tom Brady Fan, Local Disc Golf Champion <cite>Silver Bearings posted [p:884580757] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>RARLEY! (caps)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 08/11/17 9:54:03 AM #41:	Twinmold posted... Lol, this reads like what basement dwelling, bitterbeards thinks relationships with women are like. It's cute, but I don't believe it for a second. You would be surprised. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:884581005] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Twinmold posted...</cite> <quote>Lol, this reads like what basement dwelling, bitterbeards thinks relationships with women are like. It's cute, but I don't believe it for a second.</quote> You would be surprised.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
justaguy3492 08/11/17 10:07:20 AM #42:	Obviously not TC's gf that wrote this...but someone did and that's the scary part. --- Gt: justaguy3492 <cite>justaguy3492 posted [p:884581599] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>Obviously not TC's gf that wrote this...but someone did and that's the scary part.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bloodychess 08/11/17 10:09:54 AM #43:	This cant be real --- Sweet dreams are made of cheese Who am I to diss a brie? <cite>Bloodychess posted [p:884581704] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>This cant be real</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Burgess 08/11/17 10:13:40 AM #44:	Stolen topic! --- Burgess [Z?] ...follow the Mod that failed. "All that typing made me have to crap."~Dark Magic Vixen <cite>Burgess posted [p:884581868] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>Stolen topic!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ConfessPlease 08/11/17 10:15:21 AM #45:	I just heard this on the radio... --- The Heart Wants What It Wants <cite>ConfessPlease posted [p:884581953] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>I just heard this on the radio...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Twinmold 08/11/17 10:37:39 AM #46:	SpiralDrift posted... Twinmold posted... Lol, this reads like what basement dwelling, bitterbeards thinks relationships with women are like. It's cute, but I don't believe it for a second. You would be surprised. What, that neckbeards would believe this? Or that a woman would write this? --- Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain <cite>Twinmold posted [p:884582937] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpiralDrift posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Twinmold posted...</cite> <quote>Lol, this reads like what basement dwelling, bitterbeards thinks relationships with women are like. It's cute, but I don't believe it for a second.</quote> You would be surprised.</quote> What, that neckbeards would believe this? Or that a woman would write this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 08/11/17 10:53:31 AM #47:	Twinmold posted... SpiralDrift posted... Twinmold posted... Lol, this reads like what basement dwelling, bitterbeards thinks relationships with women are like. It's cute, but I don't believe it for a second. You would be surprised. What, that neckbeards would believe this? Or that a woman would write this? Whether a neckbeard or an actual woman wrote this doesn't really matter since they're the unspoken rules in probably most relationships. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:884583679] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Twinmold posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SpiralDrift posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Twinmold posted...</cite> <quote>Lol, this reads like what basement dwelling, bitterbeards thinks relationships with women are like. It's cute, but I don't believe it for a second.</quote> You would be surprised.</quote> What, that neckbeards would believe this? Or that a woman would write this?</quote> Whether a neckbeard or an actual woman wrote this doesn't really matter since they're the unspoken rules in probably most relationships.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrisbeeDude 08/11/17 10:54:54 AM #48:	SpiralDrift posted... Twinmold posted... SpiralDrift posted... Twinmold posted... Lol, this reads like what basement dwelling, bitterbeards thinks relationships with women are like. It's cute, but I don't believe it for a second. You would be surprised. What, that neckbeards would believe this? Or that a woman would write this? Whether a neckbeard or an actual woman wrote this doesn't really matter since they're the unspoken rules in probably most relationships. What?! Have you been ever been in a real relationship? --- No one gets in the way of my frisbee games! NO ONE! <cite>FrisbeeDude posted [p:884583756] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpiralDrift posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Twinmold posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SpiralDrift posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Twinmold posted...</cite> <quote>Lol, this reads like what basement dwelling, bitterbeards thinks relationships with women are like. It's cute, but I don't believe it for a second.</quote> You would be surprised.</quote> What, that neckbeards would believe this? Or that a woman would write this?</quote> Whether a neckbeard or an actual woman wrote this doesn't really matter since they're the unspoken rules in probably most relationships.</quote> What?! Have you been ever been in a real relationship?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Twinmold 08/11/17 10:55:43 AM #49:	FrisbeeDude posted... What?! Have you been ever been in a real relationship? I'm assuming the question is rhetorical, since the answer is obvious. --- Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain <cite>Twinmold posted [p:884583791] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote>What?! Have you been ever been in a real relationship?</quote> I'm assuming the question is rhetorical, since the answer is obvious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 08/11/17 10:59:27 AM #50:	Your doubt says more about you than it does about me, IMO. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:884583963] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>Your doubt says more about you than it does about me, IMO.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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