Current Events > Scenario: You are falsely accused of a crime and your lawyer is UnfairRepresent.

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LightningAce11
08/08/17 8:17:01 AM
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Your court appointed lawyer is UnfairRepresent. You have chosen a jury trial.

What do you plead?
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Funkydog
08/08/17 8:18:29 AM
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Guilty Immediately.
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QassTank
08/08/17 8:18:52 AM
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Honestly, if UR is my lawyer, I'd probably be better off going for a plea deal than going to trial. Even if I'm innocent... <_<
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ChromaticAngel
08/08/17 8:20:22 AM
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Unfair: I call the witness to the stand.
Witness: There is no way the defendant could have killed the man.
Unfair: Here's why I think you're wrong
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MakoReizei
08/08/17 8:20:48 AM
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is the prosecutor a sigless user?
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GOOMFalse
08/08/17 8:20:56 AM
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Considering I'd probably get the death penalty for a speeding ticket if he were my lawyer, I'd just plea.
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SGT_Conti
08/08/17 8:23:47 AM
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I'd pray to God no one asserts my innocence because he'd start trying to argue my guilt.
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pegusus123456
08/08/17 8:33:48 AM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
Unfair: I call the witness to the stand.
Witness: There is no way the defendant could have killed the man.
Unfair: Here's why I think you're wrong

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Freddie_Mercury
08/08/17 8:34:00 AM
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"Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"


"Truth is subjective."
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NibeIungsnarf
08/08/17 8:36:40 AM
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I immediately have my trial moved to Khura'in and plead guilty with my lawyer being found guilty as well under the defense culpability act, hoping I get to be executed last so can have a few seconds of enjoyment
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Nepsy
08/08/17 8:37:21 AM
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With that lawyer you are f***ed.
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tremain07
08/08/17 8:38:59 AM
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Who would be the best out of Unfair.Madfoot,Dawkins,Admiral and Proudclad? Surely one of them could get you off.
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Funkydog
08/08/17 8:39:58 AM
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tremain07 posted...
Who would be the best out of Unfair.Madfoot,Dawkins,Admiral and Proudclad? Surely one of them could get you off.

I'd honestly trust Admiral more than most posters on CE really, as a lawyer.

But I'd prefer one who was actually trained in law.
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Laserion
08/08/17 8:39:58 AM
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I fire him and hire XSquader instead.
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pegusus123456
08/08/17 8:45:06 AM
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Funkydog posted...
tremain07 posted...
Who would be the best out of Unfair.Madfoot,Dawkins,Admiral and Proudclad? Surely one of them could get you off.

I'd honestly trust Admiral more than most posters on CE really, as a lawyer.

But I'd prefer one who was actually trained in law.

I think I'd pick Admiral too. I mean, the worst that happens is that the judge is a minority and he slips out a racial slur.
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KStateKing17
08/08/17 8:52:25 AM
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Lmao a horrible scenario with any of them.
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gamepimp12
08/08/17 9:05:56 AM
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Since I'm black picking admiral would be like picking a second prosecutor


So hell no
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LightningAce11
08/08/17 6:08:56 PM
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Laserion posted...
I fire him and hire XSquader instead.

Squader would start filming the procedure.
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Kaname_Madoka
08/08/17 6:09:12 PM
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MakoReizei posted...
is the prosecutor a sigless user?

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glitteringfairy
08/08/17 6:10:16 PM
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Laserion posted...
I fire him and hire XSquader instead.

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itachi15243
08/08/17 6:15:58 PM
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I honestly think I'd be better defending myself at that point.

Maybe I could tell him the prosecutor is a sigless user and I tell him that I did do it, so he could argue the point I didn't well enough.
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St0rmFury
08/08/17 7:53:55 PM
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Bump
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GiftedACIII
08/08/17 8:08:55 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
"Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"


"Truth is subjective."

lmao
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