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CountessRolab
08/03/17 1:56:41 AM
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Are jiggly butts/boobs hot?



Honest question. Personally, I find anything jiggly to be a massive turnoff in guys.
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The23rdMagus
08/03/17 1:57:27 AM
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I do adore some jiggle.
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Flintlock_Staff
08/03/17 1:58:45 AM
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CountessRolab posted...
I find anything jiggly to be a massive turnoff in guys.


Asking straight guys about guys???
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DocileOrangeCup
08/03/17 1:59:09 AM
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apolloooo
08/03/17 2:04:56 AM
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Yes.

Boobs have to have a consistency of a thick water balloon, while butts have the consistency and firmness of soft boiled egg
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CountessRolab
08/03/17 2:05:28 AM
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Flintlock_Staff posted...
CountessRolab posted...
I find anything jiggly to be a massive turnoff in guys.


Asking straight guys about guys???


Obviously not. sorry to break it to you, but guys dont have boobs.
My statement was pertaining to my view of jiggling
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Cookie Bag
08/03/17 2:05:51 AM
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The23rdMagus posted...
I do adore some jiggle.

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CountessRolab
08/03/17 2:05:55 AM
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I honestly dont get it. Fat is so nasty.
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GallisOTK
08/03/17 2:39:24 AM
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Boobs, yes.
Butts, not so much.
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MakoReizei
08/03/17 2:41:12 AM
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CountessRolab posted...
Honest question. Personally, I find anything jiggly to be a massive turnoff in guys.

that's because guys aren't supposed to jiggle. Women on the other hand..
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Milkman5
08/03/17 2:46:48 AM
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of course, dude.
And from a biology stand point, it makes sense why we do. Women are supposed to be soft and jiggly. Sign of fertility and child rearing etc
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CountessRolab
08/03/17 2:48:57 AM
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MakoReizei posted...
CountessRolab posted...
Honest question. Personally, I find anything jiggly to be a massive turnoff in guys.

that's because guys aren't supposed to jiggle. Women on the other hand..


Yeah, I have never understood why straight guys find fatsacks arousing.
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CountessRolab
08/03/17 2:50:02 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
of course, dude.
And from a biology stand point, it makes sense why we do. Women are supposed to be soft and jiggly. Sign of fertility and child rearing etc


Then why does everyone talk shit about plus sized models?
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Milkman5
08/03/17 2:50:56 AM
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CountessRolab posted...
Yeah, I have never understood why straight guys find fatsacks arousing.

Milkman5 posted...
Sign of fertility and child rearing etc


boobs = milk for baby
wide hips and booty = baby can pop out easily
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MakoReizei
08/03/17 2:52:00 AM
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CountessRolab posted...
Milkman5 posted...
of course, dude.
And from a biology stand point, it makes sense why we do. Women are supposed to be soft and jiggly. Sign of fertility and child rearing etc


Then why does everyone talk shit about plus sized models?

I don't. I love plus size models
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Milkman5
08/03/17 2:52:23 AM
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CountessRolab posted...


Then why does everyone talk s*** about plus sized models?


Because fatness is unhealthy. Bad heart rate, bad genetics, shorter life span
so fat = bad dna, bad habits.
So a fat gut is not typically attractive



It's not that fat itself is good, dude. It's that having dem boobies and butt is good, fam.
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Milkman5
08/03/17 2:53:46 AM
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I feel like you are trying to not understand. Why do you think you find manly strong men who have hard bodies attractive?

Because they can protect your baby and provide for it through hunting and so on. Fight off dangers with dem muscles etc
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Milkman5
08/03/17 2:55:47 AM
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Men, biologically speaking, aren't looking for women who fill the roles they already do (hunting, defending, provoding) They look for mates who can provide the things they can't (nursing, child birthing)
that's how are species made it to where it is, my dude.
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CountessRolab
08/03/17 2:55:58 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
CountessRolab posted...
Yeah, I have never understood why straight guys find fatsacks arousing.

Milkman5 posted...
Sign of fertility and child rearing etc


boobs = milk for baby
wide hips and booty = baby can pop out easily


idk, I have dissected stuff in school and I know what that stuff looks like under the skin. fucking orange and nasty.


Milkman5 posted...
CountessRolab posted...


Then why does everyone talk s*** about plus sized models?


Because fatness is unhealthy. Bad heart rate, bad genetics, shorter life span
so fat = bad dna, bad habits.
So a fat gut is not typically attractive



It's not that fat itself is good, dude. It's that having dem boobies and butt is good, fam.


Actually, throughout human history, being obese was considered attractive and helped you survive famine, so that argument doesnt really hold.
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BMXJouster
08/03/17 2:56:39 AM
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Milkman5
08/03/17 2:57:01 AM
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CountessRolab posted...
idk, I have dissected stuff in school and I know what that stuff looks like under the skin. f***ing orange and nasty.


Idk what to tell you. If you skinned a man alive, he wouldn't be hot either so what are you even saying.
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CountessRolab
08/03/17 2:58:21 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
CountessRolab posted...
idk, I have dissected stuff in school and I know what that stuff looks like under the skin. f***ing orange and nasty.


Idk what to tell you. If you skinned a man alive, he wouldn't be hot either so what are you even saying.


im just saying it is super not-beautiful in any sense
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CountessRolab
08/03/17 2:58:38 AM
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also, i like your username
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Milkman5
08/03/17 2:58:59 AM
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CountessRolab posted...
Actually, throughout human history, being obese was considered attractive and helped you survive famine, so that argument doesnt really hold.


I think if that was ever the case (which I doubt it was)

I think it's akin to how women are attracted to money, which is not related directly to human biology itself. They are attracted to it's implications. In the case of obesity being attractive in times of famine, it wasn't the obesity itself that was attractive, but the symbol it had for survival in the given time like having a lot of money makes you statistically sexier in today's world.
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Pogo_Marimo
08/03/17 2:59:49 AM
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Stop shit posting, jfc.
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CountessRolab
08/03/17 3:02:35 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
CountessRolab posted...
Actually, throughout human history, being obese was considered attractive and helped you survive famine, so that argument doesnt really hold.


I think if that was ever the case (which I doubt it was)


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/28/history-of-obesity_n_6017176.html
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CountessRolab
08/03/17 3:18:05 AM
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thrashmetal14
08/03/17 12:38:04 PM
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Do gay guys like hard, solid, man bodies?

Thats fuckin gay
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CountessRolab
08/03/17 12:45:23 PM
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thrashmetal14 posted...
Do gay guys like hard, solid, man bodies?

Thats fuckin gay


Are you trying to be funny or something?
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Ghost_Of_Donkey
08/03/17 5:46:59 PM
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CountessRolab posted...
MakoReizei posted...
CountessRolab posted...
Honest question. Personally, I find anything jiggly to be a massive turnoff in guys.

that's because guys aren't supposed to jiggle. Women on the other hand..


Yeah, I have never understood why straight guys find fatsacks arousing.


No one said they liked fatties. We just like big boobs and fat asses. Some guys don't like asses to jiggle, I do. I don't want a chick with a huge ass it not jiggling.
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MrNintendo1213
08/04/17 11:42:03 AM
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Ill never understand people who hate any amouny of fat like that. Eapecially when they say its for health reasons. People with hard abs look like gross skeletons and have to force themselves to have an unhealthily tiny amount of fat, and im saying this while being bi, so liking normal human bodies isnt a straight thing, its a human thing.
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Raikuro
08/04/17 11:46:00 AM
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Muscle can jiggle when they're not flexing. It's pretty hot to see a guy on his back and his his pecs are shifting up and down as you're...
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CountessRolab
08/04/17 12:12:16 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
Ill never understand people who hate any amouny of fat like that. Eapecially when they say its for health reasons. People with hard abs look like gross skeletons and have to force themselves to have an unhealthily tiny amount of fat, and im saying this while being bi, so liking normal human bodies isnt a straight thing, its a human thing.


I love guys who are totally shredded with minimal body fat.
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KStateKing17
08/04/17 12:35:58 PM
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_Schwarzlicht_
08/04/17 12:45:48 PM
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KStateKing17 posted...


*fans self*
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Esrac
08/04/17 12:47:00 PM
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I do have a certain appreciation for watching my big boobed wife walking down stairs. A lot of bouncing and jiggling.

I mean, look at it this way, anime doesn't have a lot of gainaxing because straight guys don't like bouncy boobs.
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Guy_Fieri
08/04/17 12:49:10 PM
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I like my steak like I like my women. Medium rare with some gristle.
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Raikuro
08/04/17 6:22:33 PM
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NeonOctopus
08/04/17 6:25:39 PM
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Pogo_Marimo
08/04/17 6:47:43 PM
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CountessRolab posted...
Milkman5 posted...
CountessRolab posted...
Actually, throughout human history, being obese was considered attractive and helped you survive famine, so that argument doesnt really hold.


I think if that was ever the case (which I doubt it was)


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/28/history-of-obesity_n_6017176.html

One specific period of paleolithic pre-history is not what I would call "Throughout human history". In fact, if the Venus Statues were legitimately beauty/fertillity idols during those periods (Which is far from a certainty), it is because being obese legitimately and uniquely was healthier than being fit in that specific period of humanity. That would be prior to settled agricultural societies, prior to common food preservation knowledge, and during a glacial period of general starvation. After the Ice Age and during most of recorded history, beauty depictions most commonly were of unobese women--Sometimes thicker, sometimes thinner, but uncommonly "obese".

So as it turns out, yes, fat attraction does seem to correlate with perceived healthiness.
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08/04/17 6:48:12 PM
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