Current Events > $100 but you must throw a housecat into a swimming pool.

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DevsBro
08/02/17 1:33:17 PM
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The housecat is unsuspecting and has done nothing to you


When you pick up the car, it will eagerly anticipate petting or snuggles instead of a watery fate.
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UrethaFranklin
08/02/17 1:34:09 PM
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ya ill just throw it near the edge and get it back out
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KILBOTz
08/02/17 1:34:09 PM
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Jayjar100
08/02/17 1:34:30 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
I can pick up a car?

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HypnoCoosh
08/02/17 1:34:57 PM
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I would do this for free. Heck I might even pay for this pleasure. I hate cats.
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DevsBro
08/02/17 1:36:05 PM
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If you have a license, yes.
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
08/02/17 1:36:14 PM
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Cats are scum and bad pets for people without friends. I gladly toss it.
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bobtuse
08/02/17 1:40:12 PM
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Sure. A cat won't drown in a pool.
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DeroIin
08/02/17 1:44:49 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
HypnoCoosh posted...
I would do this for free. Heck I might even pay for this pleasure. I hate cats.


the fuck...


He's a Trump supporter, so this is no surprise at all
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CanuckCowboy
08/02/17 1:47:03 PM
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bobtuse posted...
Sure. A cat won't drown in a pool.


Yeah but it's just mean.
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industrializeit
08/02/17 1:50:29 PM
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HypnoCoosh posted...
I would do this for free. Heck I might even pay for this pleasure. I hate cats.


Cats can see into your soul. They don't like you for valid reasons. That's why you hate cats.
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darkphoenix181
08/02/17 1:51:33 PM
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won't kill the cat

basically not even hurt it

so why not?
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DifferentialEquation
08/02/17 1:52:21 PM
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DeroIin posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
HypnoCoosh posted...
I would do this for free. Heck I might even pay for this pleasure. I hate cats.


the fuck...


He's a Trump supporter, so this is no surprise at all


I'm a Trump supporter and I love cats and would never do such a thing.
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HypnoCoosh
08/02/17 1:53:30 PM
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There's only one kind of kitty I like
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The_Doge
08/02/17 1:53:30 PM
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Wow much yes!
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industrializeit
08/02/17 1:55:10 PM
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Also this is relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsqnMcAdbVU

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HypnoCoosh
08/02/17 1:55:43 PM
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industrializeit posted...
Also this is relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsqnMcAdbVU


If only that was real
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DesuDeku
08/02/17 1:56:31 PM
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Clean cat, dirty money. No deal.
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Drpooplol
08/02/17 1:56:34 PM
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industrializeit posted...
Also this is relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsqnMcAdbVU

What the fuck why would you post this
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industrializeit
08/02/17 1:56:48 PM
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Lol
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HypnoCoosh
08/02/17 1:57:20 PM
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Fuck these annoying pieces of crap. You can't teach cats anything they are so disrespectful of your home. All they do is walk in their own urine and shit and jump on your counters, beds, couches, tables etc...

I love these videos here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cphGWOPi0k

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industrializeit
08/02/17 1:58:03 PM
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He didn't throw a real cat dude.
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Albel-Nox
08/02/17 1:59:06 PM
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Alright.

But we're splitting the reward.
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CanuckCowboy
08/02/17 2:01:17 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
won't kill the cat

basically not even hurt it

so why not?


Cause it's like:

"Awww Imma get some cuddles from this dude I love being a ca....AWWWW OMG WHY WHY IS THIS HAPPENING I CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD DO THIS!"
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HypnoCoosh
08/02/17 2:02:20 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
OMG WHY WHY IS THIS HAPPENING I CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD DO THIS!"


Hahaha just even imagining this brings me joy.
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--kresnik--
08/02/17 2:03:13 PM
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No.
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ChromaticAngel
08/02/17 2:03:51 PM
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Sure thing, but I need maybe a few hours to figure out where I can get $100 from.
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HypnoCoosh
08/02/17 2:08:40 PM
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I'm gonna order one of these

mOsIHag
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HypnoCoosh
08/02/17 2:09:22 PM
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75% yes.

This poll gives me hope in CE and mankind
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MrDrMan
08/02/17 2:09:57 PM
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bobtuse posted...
Sure. A cat won't drown in a pool.


This. The cat would be fine.
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IfGodCouldDie
08/02/17 2:10:10 PM
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HypnoCoosh posted...
75% yes.

This poll gives me hope in CE and mankind


You are trying way too hard.
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CanuckCowboy
08/02/17 2:10:16 PM
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HypnoCoosh posted...
I'm gonna order one of these

mOsIHag


lmao.

I'd wear that but I still like cats.They're no dogs, but they're still cool.
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gatorsPENSbucs
08/02/17 2:11:20 PM
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Should have said dogs instead of cats, would have been a better topic.
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nativengine
08/02/17 2:20:32 PM
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Can I pick the cat? Because there's this asshole neighborhood cat that keeps pissing in mine and my neighbors bushes out front and fuck that cat. He's a smart fucker too, he won't come in the backyard where I have 2 Rottweilers waiting to kill his ass.
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HypnoCoosh
08/02/17 2:23:31 PM
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nativengine posted...
Can I pick the cat? Because there's this asshole neighborhood cat that keeps pissing in mine and my neighbors bushes out front and fuck that cat. He's a smart fucker too, he won't come in the backyard where I have 2 Rottweilers waiting to kill his ass.


10/10 post
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Sami1000
08/02/17 6:01:24 PM
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No. Its someone's pet, right? You don't harm other's pets unless it attacks you. Even if it wasn't i don't need 100€/$. If it was 200 i would consider it, and probably do it. If its 500 and up i wouldn't hesitate one second, lol.
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Yaridovich
08/02/17 6:14:00 PM
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Can I do it multiple times? What's the cap? This sounds like an easy five grand or so to me.
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Sativa_Rose
08/02/17 6:19:31 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
industrializeit posted...
Also this is relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsqnMcAdbVU

What the fuck why would you post this


He throws a stuffed animal, he switches the cat for a stuffed animal when it goes off camera. If you watch it on a big screen it becomes pretty obvious the thing he throws is a stuffed animal, it's shaped a bit differently lol.
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ZCheveyo
08/02/17 6:21:16 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1fnC1VVPD4

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DocileOrangeCup
08/02/17 6:22:20 PM
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DevsBro
08/03/17 6:10:12 PM
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KogaSteelfang
08/03/17 6:17:01 PM
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Sure, I'd just set it on fire first so I wouldn't feel bad about throwing it in the pool.
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Tezlok
08/03/17 7:08:57 PM
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nativengine posted...
Can I pick the cat? Because there's this asshole neighborhood cat that keeps pissing in mine and my neighbors bushes out front and fuck that cat. He's a smart fucker too, he won't come in the backyard where I have 2 Rottweilers waiting to kill his ass.

You would murder just over pee?
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