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solosnake
08/01/17 10:09:42 PM
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I see a lot of people complaining on here about being a virgin. Why not just hook up with a fat chick if you really want to get laid?

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08/01/17 10:09:59 PM
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Kaname_Madoka
08/01/17 10:10:19 PM
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I don't mind being a virgin actually
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refmon
08/01/17 10:10:45 PM
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Even fat girls want 6'5 alpha Chads
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TommyG663513
08/01/17 10:13:38 PM
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I tried, but I was too disgusted. Didn't like her as a person either. Worth saving it for someone I actually like and care about.
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The23rdMagus
08/01/17 10:14:24 PM
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Please don't.
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WilliamPorygon
08/01/17 10:16:44 PM
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Because if I tried that I wouldn't be able to get aroused enough to actually have sex.
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Nikra
08/01/17 10:17:17 PM
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There's another option: Get a pro to take care of your virginity. You might learn something at the same time.
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Sojy
08/01/17 10:17:23 PM
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Fat girls have high standards.
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Sojy
08/01/17 10:17:52 PM
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Number39 posted...
people don't want to get laid is the answer
if they really wanted to get laid they'd figure out what was keeping them from doing it naturally and change those behaviors

> Implying the answers to this are readily available.

No.
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Dragonblade01
08/01/17 10:17:54 PM
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If only we could legalize prostitution.
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The23rdMagus
08/01/17 10:18:25 PM
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Seriously, please don't contribute to more screwed-up big girls via condescending, desperate one-night stands. Times are difficult enough as it is.
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Albel-Nox
08/01/17 11:30:10 PM
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refmon posted...
Even fat girls want 6'5 alpha Chads
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eston
08/01/17 11:32:00 PM
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If a virgin can't get aroused by a naked fat chick, that's on him
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Kanaya413
08/01/17 11:32:51 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
I don't mind being a virgin actually

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Kaname_Madoka
08/01/17 11:33:34 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
I don't mind being a virgin actually

Aren't you asexual tho
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DragonPick
08/01/17 11:35:20 PM
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There's actually a 4 chan story about why you shouldn't do this, but hell if I could remember where to find it
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Volkswagen_Bros
08/01/17 11:35:44 PM
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Sojy posted...
Fat girls have high standards.

refmon posted...
Even fat girls want 6'5 alpha Chads


Preach it my brothers.
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Kanaya413
08/01/17 11:36:38 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
I don't mind being a virgin actually

Aren't you asexual tho

IRL yeah but with 2d..
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Kaname_Madoka
08/01/17 11:37:53 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
I don't mind being a virgin actually

Aren't you asexual tho

IRL yeah but with 2d..

TBH I can't wait until 2D is real
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Kanaya413
08/01/17 11:39:16 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
I don't mind being a virgin actually

Aren't you asexual tho

IRL yeah but with 2d..

TBH I can't wait until 2D is real

Same
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Kaname_Madoka
08/01/17 11:40:17 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
I don't mind being a virgin actually

Aren't you asexual tho

IRL yeah but with 2d..

TBH I can't wait until 2D is real

Same

2D is real if you use your imagination tho
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Super Slash
08/01/17 11:43:16 PM
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I don't see what weight has to do with it. If someone wants sex and can't get it, there's most likely a reason beyond their own standards.

In my case there's just almost no opportunities ever available to me.
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Lightsasori
08/01/17 11:44:05 PM
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refmon posted...
Even fat girls want 6'5 alpha Chads


Not necessarily true, guys tend to think this are usually people who do online dating because looks is usually one of the only factors to actually get into a date. In real life though, women tend to put more superficial when it comes to money/security then they do on looks. It's guys that tend to be more superficial when it comes to looks than girls.
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ArtVandelay
08/01/17 11:44:13 PM
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they get clingy real fast
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Funkdamental
08/02/17 3:21:48 PM
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I’m one those guys who likes, in fact genuinely prefers, fat girls. Fat girls really hit all the right buttons for me, hard. Why? Well, that’s a bit of a tricky question, because the libido’s a tangled bunch of knots that you can’t easily unpick with the simple word “why?”.

I can tell you what are not the reasons, though:

-- It’s not because I’ve been programmed by cultural conditioning. Not in today’s ever more bloodthirsty and shrill fat-bullying culture.

-- It’s not because I’m fat. Or ugly, awkward, or otherwise haplessly virginal. I’m around 144 lbs and 5’8”, plus I guess sort of reasonably decent-looking from certain angles at the correct distance if the lighting’s right. (Yeah, yeah, I know, false modesty.) I think it’d be honest of me to say I’ve dated and bedded a fair few girls of various shapes and sizes during my time: enough to let me make up my own mind about what I like.

-- It’s not because fat girls are supposed to be good for practice or convenient as substitutes, if guys "don't mind lowering their standards" or some such dogshit. I don’t want doormats. I want self-confident, sassy, savvy, sexually assertive fat girls.

-- It’s not because of low standards or poor self-esteem. This isn’t about me lowering the bar or making compromises; this is about about preference, about me liking what I like instead of maybe what you like. And what I like is the only standard that really matters, the only one I’ve ever felt compelled to care a crap about.

But I don't want to lend credence to urban myths that mislead guys into imagining all fat girls are "easy meat". I don't want to give the impression that guys can (or should) treat fat girls as cheap, compliant, disposable sex toys. I guess what I’m saying here is: don’t start thinking maybe you should give fat girls “a try” just because you’ve heard they’re supposed to be easy. That’s an awful idea and I wouldn’t try to sell you on it.

I'd point out that I have absolutely no problem with anyone saying they would rather not sleep with someone whom they don't find attractive. It's not compulsory (or at least, it shouldn't be) to like or dislike anyone or anything; and it'd be absurd, not to say downright damn unreasonable, to expect everyone else to have the same likes and dislikes as ourselves.
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weapon_d00d816
08/02/17 3:24:38 PM
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Because they don't want to be a virgin but they also want to preserve their faux ego. Stooping below their standards out of necessity would be a huge dose of reality, so they avoid it.
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emblem boy
08/03/17 12:37:25 PM
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Doesn't seem right to just fuck someone I'm not attracted, just for the sake of it. Especially if I'm just gonna go into a dry spell right afterwards
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Dark_SilverX
08/03/17 12:40:50 PM
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Fat girls love anal.
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Offworlder1
08/03/17 12:43:11 PM
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People should have some pride and self respect, don't lower your standards and ho for a land whale, it's better to hire a hot sext escort then pork a fat chick for free.

I doubt most people could keep a boner anyway if they saw a fat chick naked, if your a virgin and hate it then go outside your comfort zone, build up the ability to interact with women better but do not pork a wilder beast or listen to any "friend" who says to hook up with an ugly or fat chick.

If your not good with women hit the strip club and slowly get better with interacting with women there, no reason you can't get better with women and have a good time as well.
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The Admiral
08/03/17 12:44:36 PM
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Because the same lack of social skills that prevent most incel guys here from having sex with a decent looking girl also prevents them from sleeping with an ugly fat girl.
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Kaname_Madoka
08/03/17 12:45:33 PM
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The Admiral posted...
Because the same lack of social skills that prevent most incel guys here from having sex with a decent looking girl also prevents them from sleeping with an ugly fat girl.

Addy dropping truth tbh
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Jiek_Fafn
08/03/17 12:50:13 PM
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Times have changed and there's too much competition.

Banging fat girls is the new eating ass. In the past you used to be branded a pervert just for mentioning it. Now, everyone is doing it.
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Offworlder1
08/03/17 12:54:21 PM
#39:


Jiek_Fafn posted...
Times have changed and there's too much competition.

Banging fat girls is the new eating ass. In the past you used to be branded a pervert just for mentioning it. Now, everyone is doing it.

Nah thats just people lowering their standards, say no to fat chicks.

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The23rdMagus
08/03/17 1:41:57 PM
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Empathy difference is astounding here. I'm saying "don't hurt people like that" and everyone else is all "don't sully yourself with their presence".
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NeonOctopus
08/03/17 1:46:04 PM
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DragonPick posted...
There's actually a 4 chan story about why you shouldn't do this, but hell if I could remember where to find it

Damn, I wanted to hear that >_>
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Funkdamental
08/03/17 2:28:20 PM
#42:


The23rdMagus posted...
Empathy difference is astounding here. I'm saying "don't hurt people like that" and everyone else is all "don't sully yourself with their presence".


If there's a silver lining, it's that the ladies are unlikely to have to put up with some of these shitwits ... whatever the reason.
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EverDownward
08/03/17 2:54:41 PM
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Just hire an escort.
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elysdeon
08/03/17 2:54:58 PM
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Because that sounds gross, and because I'm in love with a hot 19 year old girl I work with lol
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Kanaya413
08/03/17 2:56:31 PM
#45:


Dark_SilverX posted...
Fat girls love anal.

What makes you think that
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The Admiral
08/03/17 3:40:15 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Dark_SilverX posted...
Fat girls love anal.

What makes you think that


They don't love it, they just don't have the confidence to say no the way most hot girls do.
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Volkswagen_Bros
08/05/17 12:58:38 AM
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Can't compete with them Chads.

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Kanaya413
08/05/17 12:59:19 AM
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2d is still best 3dpd
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KogaSteelfang
08/05/17 4:55:13 AM
#49:


Super Slash posted...
I don't see what weight has to do with it. If someone wants sex and can't get it, there's most likely a reason beyond their own standards.

In my case there's just almost no opportunities ever available to me.

This, there's been no chances up till this point. Probably mostly my fault for being socially challenged, but yeah.
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RickyTheBAWSE
08/05/17 5:17:50 AM
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why not just use Tinder? I don't know the workings of it well, but I was under the impression that people were hooking up just to fuck and go their separate ways.
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