Current Events > I'm a heterosexual male with 0 attraction to males but I think vaginas are gross

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They are slimy and sticky and even the ones with the best hygiene smell. I just want girls to keep their breasts but have a neater, cleaner, dryer, unscented hole for intercourse.. Am I alone on this?
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Oh, so you want post op trans women. Perfect.
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I bet your dick smells like rotten feta cheese.
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Coffeebeanz posted...

I bet your dick smells like rotten feta cheese.

I'll have you know my smegma doesn't smell THAT bad.
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My balls smell like a freshly opened loaf of bread when they get sweaty.
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Is sex dirty? Well, it is if you're doing it right.
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I kinda get it. I've grown to like it, but they are objectively kinda nasty no matter how much you like boobs/legs/face/thighs/etc. I mean, it's literally a hole leading to the interior of a human body, so of course it's not gonna be pristine.
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Vagoos are gross af I wish more girls had dicks
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Through a quarter in that beast, see what wishes come true. :u
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I used to think that too, until I got to play with them.
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Vagina is pretty much nasty as hell. We tolerate it because it makes our dicks feel so good.
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Vaginas don't look good. But man do they feel good. And if you make the vagina feel good first, it will really make your dick feel good.
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Most of my friends are straight guys.

Rarely have I ever heard them say their girlfriend's vagina is nice.

I honestly don't think most men even find them attractive. They just feel good. That's it.
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I actually think vagina's are disgusting.

I never put my mouth down there, I don't even like putting my fingers down there.

My penis likes them though :(
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They're fun to be in, but I would never put my mouth on it if I didn't know the chick. Even with my girlfriend who I live with, only after she showers. Just from normal day activities make them not so pleasant. Fucking weird
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Dustin1280 posted...

I actually think vagina's are disgusting.

I never put my mouth down there, I don't even like putting my fingers down there.

My penis likes them though :(

As long as my wife is shaved, I'll dive down. I use to think it was gross when we first got married. And she never pressured/asked me to do it. But when I figured out a hairy bush was what was turning me off to the idea, I had no problem doing it. And still don't. It's not the most pleasurable for me, but putting my dick in her mouth might not be either. But it makes her feel great and enhances the inevitable sex to me.
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Been scared of them since I was a kid. I can share photos of what they look like while ovulating inside near the cervix. Holy shit I have nightmares.
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HellsingOrg posted...

Been scared of them since I was a kid. I can share photos of what they look like while ovulating inside near the cervix. Holy shit I have nightmares.

<_<
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Pics_nao_plz posted...

HellsingOrg posted...

Been scared of them since I was a kid. I can share photos of what they look like while ovulating inside near the cervix. Holy shit I have nightmares.

<_<

Girls know they look scary and try to scare boys on purpose. My first time ever seeing a vagina was when I was 7 years old and went to this girl from school's house. Her mom was a doctor or something and had tons of medical books. So we were playing around and I was having a fun old time hiding under furniture for hide n seek and she randomly comes running up to me with a book. I was in the most pure innocent mindset of my life only caring about how much fun I was having hiding.

gives me that "sly girl grin smile." (All CEmen know the one) and and opens the book to a page she put her fingers on to mark it for easy opening when she found me. She said something like "Hey what do you think of this!?!"

Bam! It was full color photo spread of a 35 year old woman that probably just gave birth like 1 week before picture was taken and she was holding the sides of her vulva/labia open and it was a tunnel but I could see pink all the way in......


I GOT THE BIGGEST GOOSEBUMP SHIVERS IN MY LIFE! It scared me and she loved my reaction because she stared at my face the whole time she showed it to me. Then she laughed and quick ran back to put the book back in its place before her mom found out.

Fuck :/
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HellsingOrg posted...

Pics_nao_plz posted...

HellsingOrg posted...

Been scared of them since I was a kid. I can share photos of what they look like while ovulating inside near the cervix. Holy shit I have nightmares.

<_<

Girls know they look scary and try to scare boys on purpose. My first time ever seeing a vagina was when I was 7 years old and went to this girl from school's house. Her mom was a doctor or something and had tons of medical books. So we were playing around and I was having a fun old time hiding under furniture for hide n seek and she randomly comes running up to me with a book.

gives me that "sly girl grin smile." (All CEmen know the one) and and opens the book to a page she put her fingers on to mark it for easy opening when she found me.

Bam! It was full color photo spread of a 35 year old woman that probably just gave birth like 1 week before picture was taken and she was holding the sides of her vulva/labia open and it was a tunnel but I could see pink all the way in......


I GOT THE BIGGEST GOOSEBUMP SHIVERS IN MY LIFE! It scared me and she loved my reaction because she stared at my face the whole time she showed it to me. Then she laughed and quick ran back to put the book back in its place before her mom found out.

Fuck :/

I think that little girl traumatized you for life and is the cause of your irrational fear of the vagina.
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i've seen pretty vaginas and dicks, but most of the time they're both just whatever
every now and then there are gross ones, but overall i'd say they're fine
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HellsingOrg posted...

Pics_nao_plz posted...

HellsingOrg posted...

Been scared of them since I was a kid. I can share photos of what they look like while ovulating inside near the cervix. Holy shit I have nightmares.

<_<

Girls know they look scary and try to scare boys on purpose. My first time ever seeing a vagina was when I was 7 years old and went to this girl from school's house. Her mom was a doctor or something and had tons of medical books. So we were playing around and I was having a fun old time hiding under furniture for hide n seek and she randomly comes running up to me with a book. I was in the most pure innocent mindset of my life only caring about how much fun I was having hiding.

gives me that "sly girl grin smile." (All CEmen know the one) and and opens the book to a page she put her fingers on to mark it for easy opening when she found me. She said something like "Hey what do you think of this!?!"

Bam! It was full color photo spread of a 35 year old woman that probably just gave birth like 1 week before picture was taken and she was holding the sides of her vulva/labia open and it was a tunnel but I could see pink all the way in......


I GOT THE BIGGEST GOOSEBUMP SHIVERS IN MY LIFE! It scared me and she loved my reaction because she stared at my face the whole time she showed it to me. Then she laughed and quick ran back to put the book back in its place before her mom found out.

Fuck :/

Read this whole thing thinking it was the mom who did that to you all along. I was like "wtf why didnt your parents get her in trouble?? What a crazy bitch!" Then i realized.
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I don't think they're gross but I don't find them inherently sexy like boobs and ass or whatever.
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crotcheal axe wound
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Coffeebeanz posted...

I bet your dick smells like rotten feta cheese.

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if you hate vaginas then you're not straight, sorry to tell you.

megamanzero1000 posted...

if you hate vaginas then you're not straight, sorry to tell you.

I guess i'm gay then. Vaginas are gross, yet i'm still attracted girls.
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Pussies look great. What the heck are you going on about? Is this like a caucasian male thing? They dislike the look of a vagina?

Ghost_Of_Donkey posted...

Pussies look great. What the heck are you going on about? Is this like a caucasian male thing? They dislike the look of a vagina?

Not so much the look as opposed to say....the fluids and such that come out.
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Boob jobs are what you want TC
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This topic is really showing CE for what it is.
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I love being in them but I hate looking at em
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voldothegr8 posted...

Ghost_Of_Donkey posted...

Pussies look great. What the heck are you going on about? Is this like a caucasian male thing? They dislike the look of a vagina?

Not so much the look as opposed to say....the fluids and such that come out.

You mean the blood, discharge, urine and etc?

Ok? Emesis, saliva, and etc comes out of your mouth, does that stop you from tonguing a chick down? No

You folks here, man.

brain_soiled posted...

They are slimy and sticky and even the ones with the best hygiene smell.

Virgin(s) confirmed.

Damn guys, I take it most of you don't get many bjs from your girlfriends/wives?

Albel-Nox posted...

brain_soiled posted...

They are slimy and sticky and even the ones with the best hygiene smell.

Virgin(s) confirmed.

Stop reaching to goofy conclusion like this. He probably just like the natural smell of the vagina.

Ghost_Of_Donkey posted...

Albel-Nox posted...

brain_soiled posted...

They are slimy and sticky and even the ones with the best hygiene smell.

Virgin(s) confirmed.

Stop reaching to goofy conclusion like this. He probably just like the natural smell of the vagina.

Virgin confirmation at 200%, and rising.

they are not very appealing, visually, i totally agree. "hatchet wound" came about for a reason <_<

but hot damn do they feel nice on the inside
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I am glad I have the opposite of the TC's opinion on this
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Giant_Aspirin posted...

hatchet wound

wtf
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Well, there is always hope if you do find out you have an ugly vagina. You can get a "labiaplasty" where a doctor goes in there and basically gives your vagina a facelift to make it beautiful and fresh looking. Like, they can fix it if it is sort of lopsided. My aunt got one.
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I've done oral on a few girls mostly for curiosity and I thought it tasted good. As long as they have good hygiene.
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I have zero problem with them as long as the woman practices basic hygiene. I don't understand why so many guys think they're gross. Maybe one too may bad experiences.
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Wtf at these responses. My husband is like obsessed with mine lol. Thank goodness for that.

Cleo_II posted...

Wtf at these responses. My husband is like obsessed with mine lol. Thank goodness for that.

I've never had a guy offer to go down on me :(
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brain_soiled posted...

80/80

They are slimy and sticky and even the ones with the best hygiene smell. I just want girls to keep their breasts but have a neater, cleaner, dryer, unscented hole for intercourse.. Am I alone on this?

God, I hope so.
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brain_soiled posted...

80/80

They are slimy and sticky and even the ones with the best hygiene smell. I just want girls to keep their breasts but have a neater, cleaner, dryer, unscented hole for intercourse.. Am I alone on this?

Take the brown road brother. You were destined for it
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Coffeebeanz posted...

Cleo_II posted...

Wtf at these responses. My husband is like obsessed with mine lol. Thank goodness for that.

I've never had a guy offer to go down on me :(

You need to date better guys! I've never dated a guy that didn't offer. I've met a few who seriously loved it. Like, would prefer to go down on me over getting a BJ. Don't waste time on selfish guys.

My husband isn't that sort of obsessed though (I prefer going down on him). But he loves how mine looks. These responses have really surprised me.

genitals are pretty gross.
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