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Vindris_SNH 07/26/17 2:58:07 PM #1:	... making love? --- glitteringfairy: Just build the damn wall ThyCorndog: and how exactly will that stop the mexican space program from orbital dropping illegal immigrants? <cite>Vindris_SNH posted [p:883640241] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote>... making love?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yaridovich 07/26/17 2:59:24 PM #2:	Fairly certain neither of my parents even knows what love is --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2.1 <cite>Yaridovich posted [p:883640324] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote>Fairly certain neither of my parents even knows what love is</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Superlinkbro 07/26/17 3:00:23 PM #3:	... ~~edit: don't really know how to a nswer this tbh~~ --- Basically the internet: https://youtu.be/M5Yqav2Juis <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:883640394] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote>... edit: don't really know how to a nswer this tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vindris_SNH 07/26/17 3:00:49 PM #4:	Superlinkbro posted... ... :/ I'm sorry --- glitteringfairy: Just build the damn wall ThyCorndog: and how exactly will that stop the mexican space program from orbital dropping illegal immigrants? <cite>Vindris_SNH posted [p:883640433] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote><cite>Superlinkbro posted...</cite> <quote>...</quote> :/ I'm sorry</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thanosibe 07/26/17 3:03:06 PM #6:	Both my kids have. One too young to remember. Like toddler age. And the other more recently, 11-12 years old. He doesn't open the door without knocking or calling for us anymore. As a youngin I was going up the stairs to ask my folks something, and before I got to the top I could hear something was going on. I was a teenager, so I was pretty sure I knew what the deal was. So I turned around and went back down the stairs. If I did any other time, I do not remember it. --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:883640575] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote>Both my kids have. One too young to remember. Like toddler age. And the other more recently, 11-12 years old. He doesn't open the door without knocking or calling for us anymore. As a youngin I was going up the stairs to ask my folks something, and before I got to the top I could hear something was going on. I was a teenager, so I was pretty sure I knew what the deal was. So I turned around and went back down the stairs. If I did any other time, I do not remember it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vindris_SNH 07/26/17 3:05:55 PM #7:	fenderbender321 posted... My dad was making these loud wheezing sounds like he was struggling to breathe. lmao!! --- glitteringfairy: Just build the damn wall ThyCorndog: and how exactly will that stop the mexican space program from orbital dropping illegal immigrants? <cite>Vindris_SNH posted [p:883640747] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote>My dad was making these loud wheezing sounds like he was struggling to breathe.</quote> lmao!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vindris_SNH 07/26/17 3:06:37 PM #8:	thanosibe posted... Both my kids have. One too young to remember. Like toddler age. And the other more recently, 11-12 years old. He doesn't open the door without knocking or calling for us anymore. As a youngin I was going up the stairs to ask my folks something, and before I got to the top I could hear something was going on. I was a teenager, so I was pretty sure I knew what the deal was. So I turned around and went back down the stairs. If I did any other time, I do not remember it. lolololol omg I'm glad I made this thread --- glitteringfairy: Just build the damn wall ThyCorndog: and how exactly will that stop the mexican space program from orbital dropping illegal immigrants? <cite>Vindris_SNH posted [p:883640795] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote><cite>thanosibe posted...</cite> <quote>Both my kids have. One too young to remember. Like toddler age. And the other more recently, 11-12 years old. He doesn't open the door without knocking or calling for us anymore. As a youngin I was going up the stairs to ask my folks something, and before I got to the top I could hear something was going on. I was a teenager, so I was pretty sure I knew what the deal was. So I turned around and went back down the stairs. If I did any other time, I do not remember it.</quote> lolololol omg I'm glad I made this thread</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alkaloid 07/26/17 3:08:31 PM #9:	I have a distinct memory of being locked outside my parents' room when I was around 5. It was really distressing because usually the door was always open. I didn't hear anything (so it obviously wasn't a fight), but hindsight tells me they just got a bit horny before my bedtime and just went for it. --- Alkaloid: It's just water in a cup. <cite>Alkaloid posted [p:883640915] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote>I have a distinct memory of being locked outside my parents' room when I was around 5. It was really distressing because usually the door was always open. I didn't hear anything (so it obviously wasn't a fight), but hindsight tells me they just got a bit horny before my bedtime and just went for it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 07/26/17 3:11:36 PM #10:	Did any of you ever join in? --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:883641104] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote>Did any of you ever join in?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 07/26/17 3:14:45 PM #11:	Vindris_SNH posted... thanosibe posted... Both my kids have. One too young to remember. Like toddler age. And the other more recently, 11-12 years old. He doesn't open the door without knocking or calling for us anymore. As a youngin I was going up the stairs to ask my folks something, and before I got to the top I could hear something was going on. I was a teenager, so I was pretty sure I knew what the deal was. So I turned around and went back down the stairs. If I did any other time, I do not remember it. lolololol omg I'm glad I made this thread The funny thing is, the toddler age son caught us in a way more precarious situation. Whereas the teen just saw us with the covers over us, and was "oh my god" and closed the door. --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:883641293] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vindris_SNH posted...</cite> <quote><cite>thanosibe posted...</cite> <quote>Both my kids have. One too young to remember. Like toddler age. And the other more recently, 11-12 years old. He doesn't open the door without knocking or calling for us anymore. As a youngin I was going up the stairs to ask my folks something, and before I got to the top I could hear something was going on. I was a teenager, so I was pretty sure I knew what the deal was. So I turned around and went back down the stairs. If I did any other time, I do not remember it.</quote> lolololol omg I'm glad I made this thread</quote>The funny thing is, the toddler age son caught us in a way more precarious situation. Whereas the teen just saw us with the covers over us, and was "oh my god" and closed the door.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vindris_SNH 07/26/17 3:20:38 PM #12:	OK so, I've never seen my parents doin' it, but here's a great true story that happened to my sister and my brother and ... a few others. So, one night my sister, one of her friends, my brother, his girlfriend, and my mom were all sitting on the couch chatting. My brother decides he wants to watch something on TV so he turns the TV on. Now, my dad's a tech savvy guy, so he had his computer display from the basement somehow hooked up to our TV. My dad had accidentally left up a photo on the screen of him doing my mom. So my mom just kinda looks around awkwardly at everyone else on the couch and laughs... My sister freaks out and calls me (I was on my way to drop my then girlfriend off at her house). Over the phone she says something mostly unintelligible because of how hard she was freaking out and crying, and all I got from her the first time was, "Oh my God, [unintelligible] you have to come [unintelligible] mom and dad [unintelligible]!!!!" I told her to calm down and tell me again, because at this point I thought my mom and dad were dead or seriously injured or something. She told me what had happened and I understood the second time so me and my girlfriend (who is now my wife) went over to console my sister. It was odd that she got so upset about seeing that image of our parents going at it. My brother took humor in the situation, but my sister got super upset about it. It disturbed her pretty bad. I thought the whole thing was pretty funny, especially since my sister's friend and my brother's girlfriend (who is now his wife) were exposed to that image as well. Man oh man. --- glitteringfairy: Just build the damn wall ThyCorndog: and how exactly will that stop the mexican space program from orbital dropping illegal immigrants? <cite>Vindris_SNH posted [p:883641620] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote>OK so, I've never seen my parents doin' it, but here's a great true story that happened to my sister and my brother and ... a few others. So, one night my sister, one of her friends, my brother, his girlfriend, and my mom were all sitting on the couch chatting. My brother decides he wants to watch something on TV so he turns the TV on. Now, my dad's a tech savvy guy, so he had his computer display from the basement somehow hooked up to our TV. My dad had accidentally left up a photo on the screen of him doing my mom. So my mom just kinda looks around awkwardly at everyone else on the couch and laughs... My sister freaks out and calls me (I was on my way to drop my then girlfriend off at her house). Over the phone she says something mostly unintelligible because of how hard she was freaking out and crying, and all I got from her the first time was, "Oh my God, [unintelligible] you have to come [unintelligible] mom and dad [unintelligible]!!!!" I told her to calm down and tell me again, because at this point I thought my mom and dad were dead or seriously injured or something. She told me what had happened and I understood the second time so me and my girlfriend (who is now my wife) went over to console my sister. It was odd that she got so upset about seeing that image of our parents going at it. My brother took humor in the situation, but my sister got super upset about it. It disturbed her pretty bad. I thought the whole thing was pretty funny, especially since my sister's friend and my brother's girlfriend (who is now his wife) were exposed to that image as well. Man oh man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 07/26/17 3:21:27 PM #13:	Yaridovich posted... Fairly certain neither of my parents even knows what love is lmao --- I cannot believe it! http://i.imgur.com/QiEb7.jpg <cite>l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 posted [p:883641673] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yaridovich posted...</cite> <quote>Fairly certain neither of my parents even knows what love is</quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 07/26/17 3:25:24 PM #14:	No worries about my kids TC. Our home brewed movies are locked up very tight. Besides the fact that they are on a medium my kids wouldn't even be looking for. --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:883641903] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote>No worries about my kids TC. Our home brewed movies are locked up very tight. Besides the fact that they are on a medium my kids wouldn't even be looking for.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 07/26/17 3:26:31 PM #15:	My mom hated my dad so nope --- Official Secretary of Kyogre's Cascade!!! FC: 5086-1980-2580 IGN: Vivi TSV 4077 Silent Chexmix: "Toxapex is Trump's wall in pixel form." <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:883641963] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote>My mom hated my dad so nope</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vindris_SNH 07/26/17 3:28:49 PM #17:	thanosibe posted... No worries about my kids TC. Our home brewed movies are locked up very tight. Besides the fact that they are on a medium my kids wouldn't even be looking for. VHS lol --- glitteringfairy: Just build the damn wall ThyCorndog: and how exactly will that stop the mexican space program from orbital dropping illegal immigrants? <cite>Vindris_SNH posted [p:883642107] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote><cite>thanosibe posted...</cite> <quote>No worries about my kids TC. Our home brewed movies are locked up very tight. Besides the fact that they are on a medium my kids wouldn't even be looking for.</quote> VHS lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 07/26/17 3:37:30 PM #18:	Vindris_SNH posted... thanosibe posted... No worries about my kids TC. Our home brewed movies are locked up very tight. Besides the fact that they are on a medium my kids wouldn't even be looking for. VHS lol Yeah boy. --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:883642613] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vindris_SNH posted...</cite> <quote><cite>thanosibe posted...</cite> <quote>No worries about my kids TC. Our home brewed movies are locked up very tight. Besides the fact that they are on a medium my kids wouldn't even be looking for.</quote> VHS lol</quote>Yeah boy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ultima Dragon 07/26/17 3:42:55 PM #19:	Not my mom/dad, but my mom/stepdad. I was supposed to take my little brother out to play for a bit, but had to come back early to ask them something (I think like, permission to take him somewhere that was further away/more "dangerous.") I couldn't find or hear them so I walked into the bedroom to check and they were both under the covers. I was just sort of like "What are you guys doing?" lol, then they yelled at me to get out. Of course they had to immediately get dressed and then I think we all just pretended like nothing happened. Thankfully I didn't have to actually see anything. As a guy, now that I'm a lot older I think about having kids and how much it would suck to be constantly cockblocked on what would probably be the extremely rare opportunities that you would actually get to be having sex. Like damn haha. --- "It's Canada, their idea of rioting is a half-muttered swear word." - deathbeforelife <cite>Ultima Dragon posted [p:883642934] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote>Not my mom/dad, but my mom/stepdad. I was supposed to take my little brother out to play for a bit, but had to come back early to ask them something (I think like, permission to take him somewhere that was further away/more "dangerous.") I couldn't find or hear them so I walked into the bedroom to check and they were both under the covers. I was just sort of like "What are you guys doing?" lol, then they yelled at me to get out. Of course they had to immediately get dressed and then I think we all just pretended like nothing happened. Thankfully I didn't have to actually see anything. As a guy, now that I'm a lot older I think about having kids and how much it would suck to be constantly cockblocked on what would probably be the extremely rare opportunities that you would actually get to be having sex. Like damn haha.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nativengine 07/26/17 3:43:13 PM #20:	I did, I don't wanna talk about it. <cite>nativengine posted [p:883642958] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote>I did, I don't wanna talk about it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Superlinkbro 07/27/17 7:59:23 AM #21:	nativengine posted... I did, I don't wanna talk about it. I feel you man mine was horrible too. At least you know they love each other. --- Basically the internet: https://youtu.be/M5Yqav2Juis <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:883683938] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote><cite>nativengine posted...</cite> <quote>I did, I don't wanna talk about it.</quote> I feel you man mine was horrible too. At least you know they love each other.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 07/27/17 8:50:59 AM #22:	As toddler I remember two giant bare naked asses that I'm certain were my parents, never brought it up to anyone, as an adult, my brothers have have overheard my aunt and her baby daddy and my cousin and her boyfriend, I myself have never been more happy my ears are really bad and I can't hear for shit. The most I ever saw was Manbelly stark naked when my aunt called me to get the dog so she can leave. I will never forget the size of that gut and the thankfulness my eyes went there instead of downstairs. --- I got nothing <cite>tremain07 posted [p:883685380] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote>As toddler I remember two giant bare naked asses that I'm certain were my parents, never brought it up to anyone, as an adult, my brothers have have overheard my aunt and her baby daddy and my cousin and her boyfriend, I myself have never been more happy my ears are really bad and I can't hear for shit. The most I ever saw was Manbelly stark naked when my aunt called me to get the dog so she can leave. I will never forget the size of that gut and the thankfulness my eyes went there instead of downstairs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vindris_SNH 07/27/17 9:31:38 AM #23:	tremain07 posted... I will never forget the size of that gut and the thankfulness my eyes went there instead of downstairs. Must have been quite the belly. --- glitteringfairy: Just build the damn wall ThyCorndog: and how exactly will that stop the mexican space program from orbital dropping illegal immigrants? <cite>Vindris_SNH posted [p:883686746] in Have you e... [t:75607262]...</cite> <quote><cite>tremain07 posted...</cite> <quote>I will never forget the size of that gut and the thankfulness my eyes went there instead of downstairs.</quote> Must have been quite the belly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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