Poll of the Day > Post ITT if you have a small penis

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DorkLink
07/26/17 2:25:56 PM
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We can't all be the PotD average of 7.5"
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Lokarin
07/26/17 2:46:02 PM
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Mine is greater than the Height:Dink ratio, but I'm a short person so that doesn't matter much.
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ClaudiaSAirola
07/26/17 2:48:57 PM
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Representing vaginas.
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DorkLink
07/26/17 2:55:39 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Height:Dink ratio


this sounds like something you made up
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Lokarin
07/26/17 2:56:45 PM
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DorkLink posted...
Lokarin posted...
Height:Dink ratio


this sounds like something you made up


It is, but it's the hypothesis that men have sizes in inches equal to their height in feet.
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Greenfox111
07/26/17 2:59:56 PM
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sup i got a 4 1/2 hard
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wolfy42
07/26/17 3:00:38 PM
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Lokarin posted...
DorkLink posted...
Lokarin posted...
Height:Dink ratio


this sounds like something you made up


It is, but it's the hypothesis that men have sizes in inches equal to their height in feet.



I have huge hands and feet, but am just a bit over averaged sized. I often comment on my huge hands (as I can't fit them into gloves, even the plastic hospital/food prep gloves), and you would be amazed how many times someone (of either gender) comments on a relationship between hand/foot size and other body parts size.

I have always found it a bit rude, I really don't want to talk to random people about that stuff lol.

And yes, I should just not bring the topic up...but I don't remember where it leads and much like I post stream of conciousness, I also talk that way. I'm a horrible liar because of that (not a bad thing since I don't like lying).
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DorkLink
07/26/17 3:11:13 PM
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I have what I think are pretty big hands, but rather small feet. What does that mean
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Duck-I-Says
07/26/17 3:11:17 PM
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Lokarin posted...
It is, but it's the hypothesis that men have sizes in inches equal to their height in feet.


Oh weird, that is dead on for me. Being 8 feet tall is hard sometimes.
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Tropic_Sunset
07/26/17 3:34:14 PM
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ClaudiaSAirola posted...
Representing vaginas.


Say Claudia, is it true that girls find bowling trophies to be pretty cool?
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argonautweakend
07/26/17 3:35:11 PM
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I think mine is a "short" 5.5, meaning with much stretch.

uhm, is that normal? i dont know because after age like, eh, 17 i never cared about penis length.

makes for good jokes sometimes, but eh
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MrMelodramatic
07/26/17 3:36:21 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
sup i got a 3 1/2 hard

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SkynyrdRocker
07/26/17 3:37:05 PM
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I'm not sure, but probably
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RCtheWSBC
07/26/17 3:38:13 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
I'm not sure, but probably

How are you not sure?
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SkynyrdRocker
07/26/17 3:39:06 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
I'm not sure, but probably

How are you not sure?

I don't know the averages
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DorkLink
07/26/17 3:43:36 PM
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I don't know who is and isn't serious in this topic. Mission accomplished, I guess
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RCtheWSBC
07/26/17 3:47:04 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
I'm not sure, but probably

How are you not sure?

I don't know the averages

Between 5-5.5"
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darcandkharg31
07/26/17 3:50:26 PM
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Like a shiitake mushroom
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OhhhJa
07/26/17 3:54:22 PM
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I have a tiny penis. It's only 8.5 inches long
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SmokeMassTree
07/26/17 4:16:59 PM
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My dick is so big you can see it from space
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LeetCheet
07/26/17 5:35:01 PM
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Mine is 16cm, which is about the average size in my country IIRC.
The average boob size is pretty high which is pretty neat though.

But lets be realistic here, boobs have always been much better than dicks.
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OhhhJa
07/26/17 5:38:25 PM
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Folks in general are more obsessed with dicks than boobs. Probably bc they're generally considered so taboo. That's why you see dicks everywhere. There's a park literally filled with dicks in like Thailand or something.
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green dragon
07/26/17 5:39:59 PM
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Antiposts
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KogaSteelfang
07/26/17 5:42:40 PM
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It's certainly not impressive.
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dioxxys
07/26/17 5:45:09 PM
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I just game to encourage the small folk, you can do it!
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ClaudiaSAirola
07/26/17 5:54:33 PM
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Tropic_Sunset posted...
ClaudiaSAirola posted...
Representing vaginas.


Say Claudia, is it true that girls find bowling trophies to be pretty cool?

Gracious, no. It's like the least cool. Shuffleboard uncool.
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SkynyrdRocker
07/26/17 6:12:25 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
I'm not sure, but probably

How are you not sure?

I don't know the averages

Between 5-5.5"

Erect?
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OhhhJa
07/26/17 6:14:36 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
I'm not sure, but probably

How are you not sure?

I don't know the averages

Between 5-5.5"

Erect?

Naw flaccid. 8.5 erect
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Doctor Foxx
07/26/17 6:15:00 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
I'm not sure, but probably

How are you not sure?

I don't know the averages

Between 5-5.5"

Erect?

no, severed and grilled for 5 minutes.
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OhhhJa
07/26/17 6:17:16 PM
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MegaButterfree posted...
Hmm, depends on if you consider 7-8" depending on boner intensity small or not.

Nobody has that much boner range. Unless you're talking about a semi but those don't count
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TES_Nut
07/26/17 6:19:41 PM
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My BP is all fucked up. Probably be bigger, or at least better erections if I quit smoking and all that.
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PaddysPub
07/26/17 6:19:48 PM
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if you're under 9 inches you can not pleasure women
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JOExHIGASHI
07/26/17 6:20:46 PM
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I'm only 8.642'' :(
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SkynyrdRocker
07/26/17 6:21:37 PM
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@RCtheWSBC because I trust her to give me a not lie about what average is

What is average
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Blighboy
07/26/17 6:26:54 PM
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SmokeMassTree
07/26/17 6:31:37 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
@RCtheWSBC because I trust her to give me a not lie about what average is

What is average


5 inches fully erect
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Blighboy
07/26/17 6:32:11 PM
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Wait what I thought 3.5 was average.
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TES_Nut
07/26/17 6:42:10 PM
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From Men's Heath Magazine

When erect, average penis size swells to 5.2 inches in length and 4.6 inches in circumference.

Wonder where you fit in? (And Does Penis Size Even Matter?) Here’s more context: Guys in the 95th percentile for erect length—meaning out of 100 men, only five would have longer penises—measured about 6.3 inches. Men in the 5th percentile averaged about 4 inches.

So anything between around 4 inches and 6.3 inches when erect would cover 90 percent of guys.

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wolfy42
07/26/17 6:43:34 PM
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Blighboy posted...
Wait what I thought 3.5 was average.



In some parts of the world.

And yeah, you can get a decent range in length depending on how mard/turned on you are. There is hard...and then there is ROCK SOLID OMG JESSICA ALBA JUST KISSED ME hard.
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LeetCheet
07/26/17 6:54:37 PM
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Yeah Jessica Alba is pretty hot, shame she hasn't really done anything these last few years though.

Hmm...

*Checks Wikipedia*

Huh. Apparently she has been running a company since 2012.
Good for her I guess... : /
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OhhhJa
07/26/17 6:57:26 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
Blighboy posted...
Wait what I thought 3.5 was average.



In some parts of the world.

And yeah, you can get a decent range in length depending on how mard/turned on you are. There is hard...and then there is ROCK SOLID OMG JESSICA ALBA JUST KISSED ME hard.

I'm so mard right now :)
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wwinterj25
07/26/17 7:20:56 PM
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Toast. 1" when erect obv. Doesn't matter though as it's only my hand that will enjoy it. That or tweezers.
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DorkLink
07/26/17 7:33:44 PM
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Jeez I can't even post a joke topic about penises without a bunch of people coming in to brag lie about having 8 inch wangs
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helly
07/26/17 7:52:02 PM
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1 inch soft

-2 inches hard

yeah that's right
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DrPrimemaster
07/26/17 9:52:37 PM
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5-5.5 seems small.
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OhhhJa
07/26/17 10:21:23 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
5-5.5 seems small.

I think it's like that south park episode where they tell everyone the worldwide average is really small so that men are less angry
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Duck-I-Says
07/27/17 5:26:47 AM
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DorkLink posted...
Jeez I can't even post a joke topic about penises without a bunch of people coming in to brag lie about having 8 inch wangs


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MrMelodramatic
07/27/17 1:19:24 PM
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i can tell you all from experience than 3 inches is plenty. 4 is big. 5 is huge. anuthing bigger than 5 is way too big.
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