Current Events > Started reading Dracula. Jonathan Harker isn't smart.

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Dear Diary,

Was doing some sight seein in Europe on my way to do business with Dracula. Was having fun, except every time I mentioned I was going to see Dracula, people either laughed or screamed in terror. One woman fell to her knees and begged me not to go. weird

Also, the carriage driver taking me to Dracula keeps stopping to disappear into the woods. He can also talk to wolves apparently.

I dunno. Have a good feeling about this Dracula guy.
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these sure are some heavy doors and these stairs have pinpoint creaks

lol old houses amirite
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I'll just cross this threshold here.
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My host has told me not to wander the castle.

I'll scale this thousand foot cliff to climb in this window here!
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Well that's a real estate agent for ya.

Dracula has protruding fangs, pointed nails, elf ears, and called howling wolves "children of the night".

These Carpathians sure are a strange lot.
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Saw Dracula climbing down the wall today like a lizard.

What a strange man. Oh, well. Time for tea.