Poll of the Day > Itt: bad jokes

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Knock knock
Whos there?
The Doctor
Doctor Who?
No just the Doctor
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What do you get when you eat a banana?

energy and nutrients
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My life
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What's green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels!
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Whats something that has legs but never go anywhere
student attending lessons
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How does Mike Rowe cook his food.

Mike Rowe waves

Would you believe I made that joke up myself?
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Mods.
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Third Wave *BLAM*
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battleborn releasing 3 weeks before overwatch
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That_70s_show posted...

How does Mike Rowe cook his food.

Mike Rowe waves

Would you believe I made that joke up myself?

This was actually pretty good.
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http://imgur.com/gallery/eJ0hD
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How much does a pirate sell corn for?
A buck an ear!

Ogurisama posted...

Knock knock
Whos there?
The Doctor
Doctor Who?
No just the Doctor

You fucked up the joke at the bold point. The bolded part should be "The Doctor Who?", since the knocker said "THE doctor."

0/10
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Ogurisama posted...

Knock knock
Whos there?
The Doctor
Doctor Who?
No just the Doctor

You fucked up the joke at the bold point. The bolded part should be "The Doctor Who?", since the knocker said "THE doctor."

0/10

I said bad jokes didnt I?
I did deliver a bad joke
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Ogurisama posted...

Knock knock
Whos there?
The Doctor
Doctor Who?
No just the Doctor

You fucked up the joke at the bold point. The bolded part should be "The Doctor Who?", since the knocker said "THE doctor."

0/10

If someone says they're "the doctor who will be treating you" and you ask their name, you'd say "Doctor who?" not "The doctor who?"

So you wrong.
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These are the ones my cousin told me a few days ago...

"What do you call a man without wings?"
"I don't know, what is he called?"
"I don't know either, aren't you supposed to give the answer?"

Then his absolute favorite "joke" he's ever heard in his entire life.
"Why is poop brown?"

That's it. That's the "joke" and he absolutely loves asking that then just cackling to himself that he asked such a thing.
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KogaSteelfang posted...

These are the ones my cousin told me a few days ago...

"What do you call a man without wings?"
"I don't know, what is he called?"
"I don't know either, aren't you supposed to give the answer?"

Then his absolute favorite "joke" he's ever heard in his entire life.
"Why is poop brown?"

That's it. That's the "joke" and he absolutely loves asking that then just cackling to himself that he asked such a thing.

Brian, aged 35?
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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
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Blighboy posted...

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

These are my favorites
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Justin Trudeau
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