Current Events > *Bride walks out* Everyone: 'Omg, she looks so beautiful!'

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pinky0926
07/20/17 1:25:19 PM
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...Does she, though? I mean the dress is kind of silly looking, and whoever did her face charged a whole lot of money to turn her skin orange and make her hair resemble those fake waxed plants you get in dentists lobbies.


Just one of those Larry David type moments I have to myself at every wedding I ever go to. I've never really found the bridge look especially beautiful, and I realise that makes me a cantankerous piece of shit
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E32005
07/20/17 1:26:15 PM
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Giant_Aspirin
07/20/17 1:26:44 PM
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"you look like you just spent enough for a down payment on a house on a single day's activities"
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Complete_Idi0t
07/20/17 1:27:46 PM
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Howl
07/20/17 1:28:02 PM
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"You look like someone who's definitely getting railed hard tonight."
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MattSFfrd
07/20/17 1:28:11 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
"you look like you just spent enough for a down payment on a house on a single day's activities"


my cousin's wedding last summer cost enough for a modest house in the area I live in. fucking ridiculous. her and her husband make insane money though.
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E32005
07/20/17 1:30:05 PM
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MattSFfrd posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
"you look like you just spent enough for a down payment on a house on a single day's activities"


my cousin's wedding last summer cost enough for a modest house in the area I live in. fucking ridiculous. her and her husband make insane money though.

see that makes sense; if you can afford it I get the lavish wedding.

otherwise its really stupid and waste of money.
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chill02
07/20/17 1:32:24 PM
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"You look like someone who is comfortable wearing heavy armor"
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ToonLinkWithGun
07/20/17 1:33:22 PM
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My wedding cost like 200 dollars. Waste of money
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Darkman124
07/20/17 1:33:24 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
"you look like you just spent enough for a down payment on a house on a single day's activities"


to be fair, a proper house down payment is a lot more than that

our wedding was 22k and house down payment was 92k
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Volkswagen_Bros
07/20/17 1:33:52 PM
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Expected "Nobody compliments the man".
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