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YoshitoKikuchi 07/19/17 11:07:56 PM #1: |
How did you answer it?
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Butterfiles 07/19/17 11:08:49 PM #2: |
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Vicious_Dios 07/19/17 11:09:33 PM #3: |
How would you do my job if you were promoted?
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WaterLink 07/19/17 11:10:52 PM #4: |
One asked me to tell a joke. It came so out of left field and I it totally tripped me up, so I just told some generic knock knock joke lol
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XxKrazyChaosxX 07/19/17 11:13:22 PM #6: |
WaterLink posted...
One asked me to tell a joke. It came so out of left field and I it totally tripped me up, so I just told some generic knock knock joke lol "Tell me a joke." "This whole interview." "You're hired...." --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YoshitoKikuchi 07/20/17 1:35:26 PM #7: |
XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
WaterLink posted...One asked me to tell a joke. It came so out of left field and I it totally tripped me up, so I just told some generic knock knock joke lol lol --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nativengine 07/20/17 1:36:28 PM #8: |
Can you to pee in this cup for me?
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Funkydog 07/20/17 1:36:28 PM #9: |
WaterLink posted...
One asked me to tell a joke. It came so out of left field and I it totally tripped me up, so I just told some generic knock knock joke lol Been asked that too. For a random bar job too and took me far too long to answer. Still got the job though >.> --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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vbty3 07/20/17 1:37:03 PM #10: |
"What's the funniest joke you know?"
Like wtf is that supposed to accomplish? --- Steam Wishlist: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198043569354/wishlist ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 07/20/17 1:46:56 PM #11: |
"What is the most technical problem you've ever solved?"
It was the kind of question I was prepared for but I gave totally the wrong answer. "In a lab I did in college, I was designing a processor at register transfer level, and there was a problem whenever I would synthesize the models that caused it to skip a cycle during an instruction, seemingly at random. Just to be sure, I swapped the the FPGA's 50MHz oscillator from its 25, and turns out it was actually a problem with the FPGA I had been assigned." It was an honest answer but judging by the looks they gave me, presumably they were looking for "one time I changed the screensaver on a computer." --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkydog 07/20/17 1:51:05 PM #12: |
vbty3 posted...
"What's the funniest joke you know?" I've no idea at all. It's just nonsense likely designed to see how you think on the spot, I guess. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArtVandelay 07/20/17 1:54:21 PM #13: |
if you could have dinner with one person living or dead, who would it be and why?
i never saw that one coming. it was for a fucking data entry job lmao. i didn't get it. --- Vandelay Industries Importing & Exporting ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 07/20/17 1:55:19 PM #14: |
"Why should we hire you?"
I dunno, you tell me --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mheafyrox 07/20/17 1:58:03 PM #15: |
If you were a sandwich filling what would you be?
Proper threw me off. --- "My haircut is decent. Hell, it's better than decent, it's not half bad." -AdamLazaruso ... Copied to Clipboard!
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1337toothbrush 07/20/17 1:58:50 PM #16: |
"Why do you want to work here?"
Fuck you, I want money, that's why. That's always the reason, except I have to make up bullshit instead of being honest and saying I want more money or better benefits. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Feline_Heart 07/20/17 1:59:22 PM #17: |
Tell me about a time you had a disagreement with a coworker?
I'd never had a job before and I lied about my experience on my resume so I had to make up an eleaborate story on the spot --- Stay woke. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shame_Car_2 07/20/17 2:04:36 PM #18: |
HylianFox posted...
"Why should we hire you?" --- "You try carrying that many Splatfaqs users and see how you feel by Friday." ___shan http://imgur.com/Gk3fQDY ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nomadic View 07/20/17 2:08:52 PM #19: |
Tell me your worst quality.
I'm too honest. I don't think that's a bad quality. I don't give a fuck what you think! --- {}\\{}(o){}\\//{}//=\\{})){}(< \\//{}{{-{}//\\{} {}xxxxxxxx{};;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 07/20/17 2:20:50 PM #20: |
Tell me your worst quality. That's actually pretty clever --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FightingGames 07/20/17 2:32:59 PM #21: |
Find an algorithm to determine the decimal value of a string of roman numerials
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