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Blue_Inigo
07/19/17 9:27:18 PM
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You gotta worry about all those goddamn horny high school boys who will want to bang her. You gotta worry about her becoming a stripper. You gotta worry about her becoming a porn star. You gotta worry about her getting vagina dentata

Shits crazy
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Deadpool_18
07/19/17 9:28:38 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
You gotta worry about her becoming a porn star.


Do your job and you won't worry about either of these.
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voldothegr8
07/19/17 9:32:06 PM
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I have a 3 year old and let me tell you what, the woman crazy starts early. Luckily I have awhile before worrying about horny ass teenagers.
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CapnMuffin
07/19/17 9:35:18 PM
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That's why we have the second amendment.
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ItsVinceRusso
07/19/17 9:35:56 PM
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this is why trump is president.
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HogRiderreturns
07/19/17 9:55:01 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
You gotta worry about her getting vagina dentata

Why?
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BlackHorse6969
07/19/17 9:56:41 PM
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muchdran
07/19/17 9:58:07 PM
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Having sex seems like hell, for you
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Blue_Inigo
07/19/17 11:03:55 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
That's why we have the second amendment.

???
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awesome999
07/20/17 12:42:16 PM
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BlackHorse6969 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4mL5tFUtWc


worth it

I don't get people who put super personal videos like that on the internet for everyone to see
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Volkswagen_Bros
07/20/17 12:46:28 PM
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On the contrary, I don't want any sons. No way in hell.
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Vertania
07/20/17 12:47:30 PM
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Teenage years and on: Boy > Girl
Before teenage years: Girl > Boy
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Blue_Inigo
07/20/17 12:55:15 PM
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Vertania posted...
Teenage years and on: Boy > Girl
Before teenage years: Girl > Boy

String point
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Returning_CEmen
07/20/17 1:01:42 PM
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awesome999 posted...
BlackHorse6969 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4mL5tFUtWc


worth it

I don't get people who put super personal videos like that on the internet for everyone to see

To share with family members far away. My SIL showed us videos of her god daughter on youtube. They may be private, idk, but yeah.
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Returning_CEmen
07/20/17 1:02:40 PM
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Vertania posted...
Teenage years and on: Boy > Girl
Before teenage years: Girl > Boy

So a F2M trans child is the best bet? Did Cher win the lotto?
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darkphoenix181
07/20/17 1:03:56 PM
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worry that she might travel abroad to India

worry that she might become a sjw tumblrina

worry that she might become a teacher and have sex with a minor
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nativengine
07/20/17 1:05:39 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
I have a 3 year old and let me tell you what, the woman crazy starts early. Luckily I have awhile before worrying about horny ass teenagers.


Yeah I have a 5 and 8 year old and the woman crazy does in fact start early. However, they're so sweet and loving. I'm worried about them teenage years though, especially since my oldest will argue to the death with my wife.
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voldothegr8
07/20/17 1:07:46 PM
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nativengine posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
I have a 3 year old and let me tell you what, the woman crazy starts early. Luckily I have awhile before worrying about horny ass teenagers.


Yeah I have a 5 and 8 year old and the woman crazy does in fact start early. However, they're so sweet and loving. I'm worried about them teenage years though, especially since my oldest will argue to the death with my wife.

Oh she is sweet and knows the exact cutest faces to give me to get out of hot water.
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Muffinz0rz
07/20/17 1:11:10 PM
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Having a child at all seems like hell
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