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Darkman124 07/19/17 1:01:46 PM #51:	Harpie posted... butt still counts --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. <cite>Darkman124 posted [p:883207476] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote> butt</quote> still counts</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 07/19/17 1:01:54 PM #52:	X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted... Harpie posted... There can't be that many who do that though Why do you think I wanted to know your birthday <_< ~~You have no idea if I'm seirous~~ Because you wanna wish me a happy birthday :p moose_knuckle posted... How in the hell old are you hairpie I'm 17 --- hi there :3 <cite>Harpie posted [p:883207484] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote> There can't be that many who do that though</quote> Why do you think I wanted to know your birthday <_< You have no idea if I'm seirous</quote> Because you wanna wish me a happy birthday :p <cite>moose_knuckle posted...</cite> <quote>How in the hell old are you hairpie</quote> I'm 17</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 07/19/17 1:02:29 PM #53:	Leanaunfurled posted... I laughed. Thank you. :) But of course Harpie posted... Yeah I know :/ Do you think that you're different from everyone else? No. I'm just insanely cynical and think humanity as a whole is completely screwed and the only thing that advances us is the desire to screw over someone you're told to hate. Ask me in two days and my opinion might change to being more positive. <cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted [p:883207517] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>Leanaunfurled posted...</cite> <quote> I laughed. Thank you. :)</quote> But of course <cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote> Yeah I know :/ Do you think that you're different from everyone else?</quote> No. I'm just insanely cynical and think humanity as a whole is completely screwed and the only thing that advances us is the desire to screw over someone you're told to hate. Ask me in two days and my opinion might change to being more positive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 07/19/17 1:02:46 PM #54:	Harpie posted... Because you wanna wish me a happy birthday :p No because I wanted to get you drunk here <cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted [p:883207534] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote> Because you wanna wish me a happy birthday :p</quote> No because I wanted to get you drunk here</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
moose_knuckle 07/19/17 1:03:40 PM #55:	Harpie posted... X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted... Harpie posted... There can't be that many who do that though Why do you think I wanted to know your birthday <_< ~~You have no idea if I'm seirous~~ Because you wanna wish me a happy birthday :p moose_knuckle posted... How in the hell old are you hairpie I'm 17 Good lord. Well you're already corrupted --- http://www.INFOWARS.com <cite>moose_knuckle posted [p:883207580] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote> There can't be that many who do that though</quote> Why do you think I wanted to know your birthday <_< You have no idea if I'm seirous</quote> Because you wanna wish me a happy birthday :p <cite>moose_knuckle posted...</cite> <quote>How in the hell old are you hairpie</quote> I'm 17</quote> Good lord. Well you're already corrupted</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leanaunfurled 07/19/17 1:05:49 PM #56:	X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted... No. I'm just insanely cynical and think humanity as a whole is completely screwed and the only thing that advances us is the desire to screw over someone you're told to hate. Ask me in two days and my opinion might change to being more positive. At least your opinion changes, mine is consistent. In that I consistently am of the opinion that the best thing mankind can do is die off and if there was a red button to do just that and it was in front of me, I'd push it. We are not inherently good. --- Currently Playing: Trails of Cold Steel http://i.imgur.com/mfuN9AI.png http://i.imgur.com/nyP8pdG.jpg <cite>Leanaunfurled posted [p:883207683] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...</cite> <quote>No. I'm just insanely cynical and think humanity as a whole is completely screwed and the only thing that advances us is the desire to screw over someone you're told to hate. Ask me in two days and my opinion might change to being more positive.</quote> At least your opinion changes, mine is consistent. In that I consistently am of the opinion that the best thing mankind can do is die off and if there was a red button to do just that and it was in front of me, I'd push it. We are not inherently good.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 07/19/17 1:07:02 PM #57:	X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted... No. I'm just insanely cynical and think humanity as a whole is completely screwed and the only thing that advances us is the desire to screw over someone you're told to hate. Ask me in two days and my opinion might change to being more positive. If we were completely screwed we wouldn't have lasted over 200,000 years :p What happens in two days fam X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted... No because I wanted to get you drunk here Psh, I don't get drunk moose_knuckle posted... Good lord. Well you're already corrupted What is that supposed to mean --- hi there :3 <cite>Harpie posted [p:883207763] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...</cite> <quote>No. I'm just insanely cynical and think humanity as a whole is completely screwed and the only thing that advances us is the desire to screw over someone you're told to hate. Ask me in two days and my opinion might change to being more positive.</quote> If we were completely screwed we wouldn't have lasted over 200,000 years :p What happens in two days fam <cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...</cite> <quote>No because I wanted to get you drunk here</quote> Psh, I don't get drunk <cite>moose_knuckle posted...</cite> <quote>Good lord. Well you're already corrupted</quote> What is that supposed to mean</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 07/19/17 1:07:11 PM #58:	Leanaunfurled posted... At least your opinion changes, mine is consistent. In that I consistently am of the opinion that the best thing mankind can do is die off and if there was a red button to do just that and it was in front of me, I'd push it. I only change my opinion to what I think is more amusing to me. Some days it's a case of "humanity is going to actually fix everything since it's all we have" and others is "I wonder sometimes if dogs think humans are dumber than themselves despite not knowing what a reflection is" <cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted [p:883207771] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>Leanaunfurled posted...</cite> <quote> At least your opinion changes, mine is consistent. In that I consistently am of the opinion that the best thing mankind can do is die off and if there was a red button to do just that and it was in front of me, I'd push it.</quote> I only change my opinion to what I think is more amusing to me. Some days it's a case of "humanity is going to actually fix everything since it's all we have" and others is "I wonder sometimes if dogs think humans are dumber than themselves despite not knowing what a reflection is"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 07/19/17 1:07:47 PM #59:	Harpie posted... If we were completely screwed we wouldn't have lasted over 200,000 years :p What happens in two days fam 10,000 years. You're Irish, remember? And nothing, just random personality changes for me so opinion changes. Harpie posted... Psh, I don't get drunk You will when you're here at age 18 <cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted [p:883207797] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote> If we were completely screwed we wouldn't have lasted over 200,000 years :p What happens in two days fam</quote> 10,000 years. You're Irish, remember? And nothing, just random personality changes for me so opinion changes. <cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote> Psh, I don't get drunk </quote> You will when you're here at age 18</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 07/19/17 1:11:42 PM #60:	X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted... Harpie posted... If we were completely screwed we wouldn't have lasted over 200,000 years :p What happens in two days fam 10,000 years. You're Irish, remember? And nothing, just random personality changes for me so opinion changes. Harpie posted... Psh, I don't get drunk You will when you're here at age 18 Don't you mean 2017 years? And I don't have enough moneys to fly over there this summer --- hi there :3 <cite>Harpie posted [p:883208012] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote> If we were completely screwed we wouldn't have lasted over 200,000 years :p What happens in two days fam</quote> 10,000 years. You're Irish, remember? And nothing, just random personality changes for me so opinion changes. <cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote> Psh, I don't get drunk </quote> You will when you're here at age 18</quote> Don't you mean 2017 years? And I don't have enough moneys to fly over there this summer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 07/19/17 1:16:15 PM #61:	Harpie posted... Don't you mean 2017 years? And I don't have enough moneys to fly over there this summer No, 10,000 years. So sell everything and move here. OR we never speak again. Or we keep speaking whatever is worse <cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted [p:883208249] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote> Don't you mean 2017 years? And I don't have enough moneys to fly over there this summer</quote> No, 10,000 years. So sell everything and move here. OR we never speak again. Or we keep speaking whatever is worse</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 07/19/17 1:16:26 PM #62:	You need to sit her down and make sure she gets back on the pill. People like her tend to wilt at the first sign of condom-aversion from guys (Because guys are stupid when it comes to putting their weiners in things). Condoms don't help stupid. BC isn't perfect but I would bet my 15 y/o daughter's future on it over condoms. --- // BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE - LOVE IS NOT MUSIC - MUSIC IS THE BEST - WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ--WHICH IS EXTINCT // http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:883208256] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote>You need to sit her down and make sure she gets back on the pill. People like her tend to wilt at the first sign of condom-aversion from guys (Because guys are stupid when it comes to putting their weiners in things). Condoms don't help stupid. BC isn't perfect but I would bet my 15 y/o daughter's future on it over condoms.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkman124 07/19/17 1:20:52 PM #63:	Pogo_Marimo posted... People like her tend to wilt at the first sign of condom-aversion from guys this is actually a really good point (and a key reason to always use two forms of protection) --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. <cite>Darkman124 posted [p:883208519] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pogo_Marimo posted...</cite> <quote>People like her tend to wilt at the first sign of condom-aversion from guys</quote> this is actually a really good point (and a key reason to always use two forms of protection)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta2 07/19/17 1:22:18 PM #64:	You're going to be an aunt soon, congrats. She doesn't sound like da type dat will raise it either, so you'll have to do dat as well, good luck lol --- http://i.imgur.com/8YZ4i.jpg http://i.imgur.com/205g6FR.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif http://i.imgur.com/IBJCH6O.jpg <cite>ssj3vegeta2 posted [p:883208602] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote>You're going to be an aunt soon, congrats. She doesn't sound like da type dat will raise it either, so you'll have to do dat as well, good luck lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem boy 07/19/17 1:24:08 PM #65:	Leanaunfurled posted... At least your opinion changes, mine is consistent. In that I consistently am of the opinion that the best thing mankind can do is die off and if there was a red button to do just that and it was in front of me, I'd push it. We are not inherently good. Wtf --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2.1 <cite>emblem boy posted [p:883208701] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>Leanaunfurled posted...</cite> <quote>At least your opinion changes, mine is consistent. In that I consistently am of the opinion that the best thing mankind can do is die off and if there was a red button to do just that and it was in front of me, I'd push it. We are not inherently good.</quote> Wtf</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Caution999 07/19/17 1:29:37 PM #67:	emblem boy posted... Leanaunfurled posted... At least your opinion changes, mine is consistent. In that I consistently am of the opinion that the best thing mankind can do is die off and if there was a red button to do just that and it was in front of me, I'd push it. We are not inherently good. Wtf Don't be scared. It's just what liberals believe. --- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia <cite>Caution999 posted [p:883208981] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>emblem boy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Leanaunfurled posted...</cite> <quote>At least your opinion changes, mine is consistent. In that I consistently am of the opinion that the best thing mankind can do is die off and if there was a red button to do just that and it was in front of me, I'd push it. We are not inherently good.</quote> Wtf</quote> Don't be scared. It's just what liberals believe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EyeWontBeFooled 07/19/17 1:32:12 PM #68:	Harpie posted... Leanaunfurled posted... Harpie posted... Pogo_Marimo posted... Is the Pill not an option for her? I mean, condoms are the best for multiple reasons (Namely, STDs) but BC tends to be the least intrusive and.... Idiot-guy-proof. She actually used to be on the pill, but stopped because she wanted to start having sex ... yeah, I know >.> Her reasoning was that if she wasn't on BC, then she just wouldn't have sex I told her it doesn't work that way and to get back on the goddamn pill lol She sounds too goddamn stupid to be having sex. Well she's not exactly an adult so I give her a pass She sounds too goddamn stupid to be having sex. --- You come up with something better! <cite>EyeWontBeFooled posted [p:883209087] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Leanaunfurled posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Pogo_Marimo posted...</cite> <quote>Is the Pill not an option for her? I mean, condoms are the best for multiple reasons (Namely, STDs) but BC tends to be the least intrusive and.... Idiot-guy-proof.</quote> She actually used to be on the pill, but stopped because she wanted to start having sex ... yeah, I know >.> Her reasoning was that if she wasn't on BC, then she just wouldn't have sex I told her it doesn't work that way and to get back on the goddamn pill lol</quote> She sounds too goddamn stupid to be having sex.</quote> Well she's not exactly an adult so I give her a pass</quote> She sounds too goddamn stupid to be having sex.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vbty3 07/19/17 1:34:57 PM #69:	Are you the girl who got extreme anxiety over the boy who stole your DS? --- Steam Wishlist: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198043569354/wishlist <cite>vbty3 posted [p:883209228] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote>Are you the girl who got extreme anxiety over the boy who stole your DS?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NOM 07/19/17 1:35:30 PM #70:	Buncha edge lords in this topic smh smh smh Tell your sister to not be a dumb sloot and get back on the pill as well as condoms. --- this just here so I ain't a smelly sigless user <cite>NOM posted [p:883209259] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote>Buncha edge lords in this topic smh smh smh Tell your sister to not be a dumb sloot and get back on the pill as well as condoms.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 07/19/17 1:37:47 PM #71:	Pogo_Marimo posted... You need to sit her down and make sure she gets back on the pill. People like her tend to wilt at the first sign of condom-aversion from guys (Because guys are stupid when it comes to putting their weiners in things). Condoms don't help stupid. BC isn't perfect but I would bet my 15 y/o daughter's future on it over condoms. I know that he's already suggested the pull out method, which was a huge red flag for me. I definitely will sit her down today and talk to her. Thank you :) Darkman124 posted... this is actually a really good point (and a key reason to always use two forms of protection) I'll tell her to do that, since she already has access to BC ssj3vegeta2 posted... You're going to be an aunt soon, congrats. She doesn't sound like da type dat will raise it either, so you'll have to do dat as well, good luck lol lol fuck no I ain't raising any children not now not ever EyeWontBeFooled posted... She sounds too goddamn stupid to be having sex. I dunno what to do. If I had it my way I'd prefer she didn't have sex at all but she will regardless of what I'd say or what I think --- hi there :3 <cite>Harpie posted [p:883209395] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pogo_Marimo posted...</cite> <quote>You need to sit her down and make sure she gets back on the pill. People like her tend to wilt at the first sign of condom-aversion from guys (Because guys are stupid when it comes to putting their weiners in things). Condoms don't help stupid. BC isn't perfect but I would bet my 15 y/o daughter's future on it over condoms.</quote> I know that he's already suggested the pull out method, which was a huge red flag for me. I definitely will sit her down today and talk to her. Thank you :) <cite>Darkman124 posted...</cite> <quote>this is actually a really good point (and a key reason to always use two forms of protection)</quote> I'll tell her to do that, since she already has access to BC <cite>ssj3vegeta2 posted...</cite> <quote>You're going to be an aunt soon, congrats. She doesn't sound like da type dat will raise it either, so you'll have to do dat as well, good luck lol</quote> lol fuck no I ain't raising any children not now not ever <cite>EyeWontBeFooled posted...</cite> <quote>She sounds too goddamn stupid to be having sex.</quote> I dunno what to do. If I had it my way I'd prefer she didn't have sex at all but she will regardless of what I'd say or what I think</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 07/19/17 1:39:06 PM #72:	vbty3 posted... Are you the girl who got extreme anxiety over the boy who stole your DS? Yes lol NOM posted... Buncha edge lords in this topic smh smh smh Tell your sister to not be a dumb sloot and get back on the pill as well as condoms. I'll sit her down today. This is a pretty important topic and I'm the only motherly type figure she has --- hi there :3 <cite>Harpie posted [p:883209466] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>vbty3 posted...</cite> <quote>Are you the girl who got extreme anxiety over the boy who stole your DS?</quote> Yes lol <cite>NOM posted...</cite> <quote>Buncha edge lords in this topic smh smh smh Tell your sister to not be a dumb sloot and get back on the pill as well as condoms.</quote> I'll sit her down today. This is a pretty important topic and I'm the only motherly type figure she has</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkman124 07/19/17 1:39:57 PM #73:	Harpie posted... he's already suggested the pull out method he sounds like a real winner you are doing a very good thing for her. --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. <cite>Darkman124 posted [p:883209515] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote>he's already suggested the pull out method</quote> he sounds like a real winner you are doing a very good thing for her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DreadedWave 07/19/17 1:44:31 PM #74:	Why not use them yourself TC? <cite>DreadedWave posted [p:883209791] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote>Why not use them yourself TC?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 07/19/17 1:47:08 PM #75:	Darkman124 posted... Harpie posted... he's already suggested the pull out method he sounds like a real winner you are doing a very good thing for her. Oh yeah he definitely is. His ex has a restraining order against him for punching her in the face. Keep in mind they're all 14-15 year olds >.> DreadedWave posted... Why not use them yourself TC? Because I'm too socially inept --- hi there :3 <cite>Harpie posted [p:883209931] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darkman124 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote>he's already suggested the pull out method</quote> he sounds like a real winner you are doing a very good thing for her.</quote> Oh yeah he definitely is. His ex has a restraining order against him for punching her in the face. Keep in mind they're all 14-15 year olds >.> <cite>DreadedWave posted...</cite> <quote>Why not use them yourself TC?</quote> Because I'm too socially inept</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DreadedWave 07/19/17 1:48:15 PM #76:	Harpie posted... Because I'm too socially inept I'll help. <cite>DreadedWave posted [p:883209986] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote>Because I'm too socially inept</quote> I'll help.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NOM 07/19/17 1:50:57 PM #77:	Harpie posted... Darkman124 posted... Harpie posted... he's already suggested the pull out method he sounds like a real winner you are doing a very good thing for her. Oh yeah he definitely is. His ex has a restraining order against him for punching her in the face. Keep in mind they're all 14-15 year olds >.> DreadedWave posted... Why not use them yourself TC? Because I'm too socially inept Oh, stop it. You're a girl you can get laid anytime you want. Find some guy that you like, and it doesn't matter how "socially inept" you are, he's gonna want to bang you. What you're really saying is, you don't want to have sex because reasons. And that's fine, just be honest about it lol. --- this just here so I ain't a smelly sigless user <cite>NOM posted [p:883210144] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Darkman124 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote>he's already suggested the pull out method</quote> he sounds like a real winner you are doing a very good thing for her.</quote> Oh yeah he definitely is. His ex has a restraining order against him for punching her in the face. Keep in mind they're all 14-15 year olds >.> <cite>DreadedWave posted...</cite> <quote>Why not use them yourself TC?</quote> Because I'm too socially inept</quote> Oh, stop it. You're a girl you can get laid anytime you want. Find some guy that you like, and it doesn't matter how "socially inept" you are, he's gonna want to bang you. What you're really saying is, you don't want to have sex because reasons. And that's fine, just be honest about it lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 07/19/17 1:51:09 PM #78:	Harpie posted... His ex has a restraining order against him for punching her in the face. Why is it then men you know seem to... actually make me look good compared to them./ Let that sink in. Can you not find a damn normal man? <cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted [p:883210155] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote>His ex has a restraining order against him for punching her in the face. </quote> Why is it then men you know seem to... actually make me look good compared to them./ Let that sink in. Can you not find a damn normal man?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 07/19/17 1:57:48 PM #79:	Yiu brought lube!? She's 18, not 80! --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:883210512] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote>Yiu brought lube!? She's 18, not 80!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 07/19/17 2:02:04 PM #80:	NOM posted... Oh, stop it. You're a girl you can get laid anytime you want. Find some guy that you like, and it doesn't matter how "socially inept" you are, he's gonna want to bang you. What you're really saying is, you don't want to have sex because reasons. And that's fine, just be honest about it lol. Imagine actually thinking this X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted... Harpie posted... His ex has a restraining order against him for punching her in the face. Why is it then men you know seem to... actually make me look good compared to them./ Let that sink in. Can you not find a damn normal man? I don't know him, she does Maybe I'm just a douche attracter? Kitt posted... Yiu brought lube!? She's 18, not 80! She's actually 15, and I'm pretty sure the first time is going to be painful without it --- hi there :3 <cite>Harpie posted [p:883210738] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>NOM posted...</cite> <quote>Oh, stop it. You're a girl you can get laid anytime you want. Find some guy that you like, and it doesn't matter how "socially inept" you are, he's gonna want to bang you. What you're really saying is, you don't want to have sex because reasons. And that's fine, just be honest about it lol.</quote> Imagine actually thinking this <cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote>His ex has a restraining order against him for punching her in the face. </quote> Why is it then men you know seem to... actually make me look good compared to them./ Let that sink in. Can you not find a damn normal man?</quote> I don't know him, she does Maybe I'm just a douche attracter? <cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>Yiu brought lube!? She's 18, not 80!</quote> She's actually 15, and I'm pretty sure the first time is going to be painful without it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 07/19/17 2:03:15 PM #81:	Yeah, not everyone is a fountain down there, especially on their first time. There's nothing wrong with using lube. --- // BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE - LOVE IS NOT MUSIC - MUSIC IS THE BEST - WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ--WHICH IS EXTINCT // http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:883210801] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, not everyone is a fountain down there, especially on their first time. There's nothing wrong with using lube.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 07/19/17 2:04:00 PM #82:	Harpie posted... Maybe I'm just a douche attracter? I mean I regularly hit on you so yeah, it's definitely possible. <cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted [p:883210836] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote> Maybe I'm just a douche attracter? </quote> I mean I regularly hit on you so yeah, it's definitely possible.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vbty3 07/19/17 2:07:20 PM #83:	How old is BrutaI? And why is he hitting on a 17yo girl? --- Steam Wishlist: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198043569354/wishlist <cite>vbty3 posted [p:883211037] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote>How old is BrutaI? And why is he hitting on a 17yo girl?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 07/19/17 2:08:52 PM #84:	47 and I hit on her the same way I hit on Leana: just slightly before she wants to put her fist through my face. ~~it's more friendly teasing than anything~~ <cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted [p:883211130] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote>47 and I hit on her the same way I hit on Leana: just slightly before she wants to put her fist through my face. it's more friendly teasing than anything</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vbty3 07/19/17 2:09:25 PM #85:	Ah, carry on then. --- Steam Wishlist: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198043569354/wishlist <cite>vbty3 posted [p:883211157] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote>Ah, carry on then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta2 07/19/17 2:10:22 PM #86:	I knew dat whole fiasco was a joke da whole time lol --- http://i.imgur.com/8YZ4i.jpg http://i.imgur.com/205g6FR.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif http://i.imgur.com/IBJCH6O.jpg <cite>ssj3vegeta2 posted [p:883211208] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote>I knew dat whole fiasco was a joke da whole time lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leanaunfurled 07/19/17 2:11:18 PM #87:	ssj3vegeta2 posted... I knew dat whole fiasco was a joke da whole time lol No you didn't. :P --- Currently Playing: Trails of Cold Steel http://i.imgur.com/mfuN9AI.png http://i.imgur.com/nyP8pdG.jpg <cite>Leanaunfurled posted [p:883211271] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>ssj3vegeta2 posted...</cite> <quote>I knew dat whole fiasco was a joke da whole time lol</quote> No you didn't. :P</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta2 07/19/17 2:11:59 PM #88:	My first reaction was dat it was a joke doe --- http://i.imgur.com/8YZ4i.jpg http://i.imgur.com/205g6FR.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif http://i.imgur.com/IBJCH6O.jpg <cite>ssj3vegeta2 posted [p:883211324] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote>My first reaction was dat it was a joke doe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 07/19/17 2:14:19 PM #89:	Let's just say I also have told Leana I have a thing for her when she's alone and at night and ~~I don't know what else to put, sorry~~ <cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted [p:883211476] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote>Let's just say I also have told Leana I have a thing for her when she's alone and at night and I don't know what else to put, sorry</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 07/19/17 2:14:49 PM #90:	ssj3vegeta2 posted... I knew dat whole fiasco was a joke da whole time lol It wasn't, we really did have a falling out for a while --- hi there :3 <cite>Harpie posted [p:883211502] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>ssj3vegeta2 posted...</cite> <quote>I knew dat whole fiasco was a joke da whole time lol</quote> It wasn't, we really did have a falling out for a while</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 07/19/17 2:15:19 PM #91:	X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted... Harpie posted... Maybe I'm just a douche attracter? I mean I regularly hit on you so yeah, it's definitely possible. At least youre self aware lmao q: --- hi there :3 <cite>Harpie posted [p:883211531] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote> Maybe I'm just a douche attracter? </quote> I mean I regularly hit on you so yeah, it's definitely possible.</quote> At least youre self aware lmao q:</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 07/19/17 2:17:29 PM #92:	Harpie posted... It wasn't, we really did have a falling out for a while No, no, you still hate me. You have me blocked on like a dozen different accounts. I'm not self-aware. I'm a douche like CHAD <cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted [p:883211642] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote> It wasn't, we really did have a falling out for a while</quote> No, no, you still hate me. You have me blocked on like a dozen different accounts. I'm not self-aware. I'm a douche like CHAD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OrtegaTron 07/19/17 2:18:38 PM #93:	Get a fucking room dweebs. --- The red flag is false hope <cite>OrtegaTron posted [p:883211692] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote>Get a fucking room dweebs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DreadedWave 07/19/17 2:23:12 PM #94:	DreadedWave posted... Harpie posted... Because I'm too socially inept I'll help. Oh I see, I offer to assist you but you ignore me. <cite>DreadedWave posted [p:883211945] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>DreadedWave posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote>Because I'm too socially inept</quote> I'll help.</quote> Oh I see, I offer to assist you but you ignore me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tennisdude818 07/19/17 2:24:40 PM #95:	I remember back on the day I lost my virginity when I was 18, prior to meeting my then girlfriend I bought Magnums for myself, chocolate for her, and Red Bull for the guy who drove me. I should have saved that over the top receipt. --- "Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it." -Thomas Sowell <cite>tennisdude818 posted [p:883212035] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote>I remember back on the day I lost my virginity when I was 18, prior to meeting my then girlfriend I bought Magnums for myself, chocolate for her, and Red Bull for the guy who drove me. I should have saved that over the top receipt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 07/19/17 2:25:01 PM #96:	DreadedWave posted... DreadedWave posted... Harpie posted... Because I'm too socially inept I'll help. Oh I see, I offer to assist you but you ignore me. Help with using the condoms or help my social ineptness :p --- hi there :3 <cite>Harpie posted [p:883212055] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>DreadedWave posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DreadedWave posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote>Because I'm too socially inept</quote> I'll help.</quote> Oh I see, I offer to assist you but you ignore me.</quote> Help with using the condoms or help my social ineptness :p</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DreadedWave 07/19/17 2:25:48 PM #97:	Why can't it be both? <cite>DreadedWave posted [p:883212095] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote>Why can't it be both?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta2 07/19/17 2:47:36 PM #98:	Harpie posted... ssj3vegeta2 posted... I knew dat whole fiasco was a joke da whole time lol It wasn't, we really did have a falling out for a while Yea but dose screencaps were pretty funny tbh, you guys went pretty far with dis Was it just to mess with me or were deir others you tried to trick? --- http://i.imgur.com/8YZ4i.jpg http://i.imgur.com/205g6FR.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif http://i.imgur.com/IBJCH6O.jpg <cite>ssj3vegeta2 posted [p:883213451] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ssj3vegeta2 posted...</cite> <quote>I knew dat whole fiasco was a joke da whole time lol</quote> It wasn't, we really did have a falling out for a while</quote> Yea but dose screencaps were pretty funny tbh, you guys went pretty far with dis Was it just to mess with me or were deir others you tried to trick?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 07/19/17 2:48:56 PM #99:	ClockworkHare posted... If you get them at a grocery store, always buy a cucumber or banana to really fuck with the cashier's mind. Or buy a cucumber, a banana, AND a carrot. Just one of each --- http://i.imgtc.com/zPvnLh0.gif <cite>Touch posted [p:883213542] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote><cite>ClockworkHare posted...</cite> <quote>If you get them at a grocery store, always buy a cucumber or banana to really fuck with the cashier's mind.</quote> Or buy a cucumber, a banana, AND a carrot. Just one of each</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkman124 07/19/17 2:57:45 PM #101:	too far, fender. --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. <cite>Darkman124 posted [p:883214104] in So I bough... [t:75581010]...</cite> <quote>too far, fender.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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