Current Events > So I bought condoms and lube for the first time

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Prove it?

which of your hands is the lucky one tonight?

Are you still going on dates with that one guy
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What's does the lucky guy do?
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gafemaqs posted...

Prove it?

Why would I lie lol

TheDarkCircle posted...

which of your hands is the lucky one tonight?

;)

emblem boy posted...

Are you still going on dates with that one guy

Nah, we broke up

CobraShuttle posted...

What's does the lucky guy do?

It's for my little sister's best friend. I told her I'd rather buy her condoms every day for the rest of my life than she get pregnant
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If you get them at a grocery store, always buy a cucumber or banana to really fuck with the cashier's mind.
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ClockworkHare posted...

If you get them at a grocery store, always buy a cucumber or banana to really fuck with the cashier's mind.

I did get bananas :o
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You are enabling bad behavior you should be teaching abstinence or getting her a chasity belt
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You literally gave me a mini heart attack
It's good you're doing better
but seriously, mini heart attack

It's good you're buying it for her

But honestly I think if she isn't mature enough to buy or grab some from a clinic herself, she's probably not mature enough to be doing that stuff
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iosifsvoboda posted...

You are enabling bad behavior you should be teaching abstinence or getting her a chasity belt

Why bother with all that when she could just beat the devil out of her with a hardcover bible.
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iosifsvoboda posted...

You are enabling bad behavior you should be teaching abstinence or getting her a chasity belt

lol

X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...

You literally gave me a mini heart attack
It's good you're doing better
but seriously, mini heart attack

Thanks <3

gunplagirl posted...

It's good you're buying it for her

But honestly I think if she isn't mature enough to buy or grab some from a clinic herself, she's probably not mature enough to be doing that stuff

Well she doesn't have a job and she's gonna do it regardless. I'd just rather have her be safe then not
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SpiralDrift posted...

iosifsvoboda posted...

You are enabling bad behavior you should be teaching abstinence or getting her a chasity belt

Why bother with all that when she could just beat the devil out of her with a hardcover bible.

Surely there's an adult toy shaped like Jesus to get the holy spirit in them.

Hole. Ayy
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X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...

You literally gave me a mini heart attack
It's good you're doing better
but seriously, mini heart attack

Are you brutai
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Are you brutai

Would anyone else go for a name like this

Harpie posted...

iosifsvoboda posted...

You are enabling bad behavior you should be teaching abstinence or getting her a chasity belt

lol

X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...

You literally gave me a mini heart attack
It's good you're doing better
but seriously, mini heart attack

Thanks <3

gunplagirl posted...

It's good you're buying it for her

But honestly I think if she isn't mature enough to buy or grab some from a clinic herself, she's probably not mature enough to be doing that stuff

Well she doesn't have a job and she's gonna do it regardless. I'd just rather have her be safe then not

I guess but Washington has clinics all over. Try picking up a bunch there at least to save money. They actually generally work better than the fancy ones like all those ribbed ones.

Speaking of ribbed ones, they're so darn amazing until they start absorbing all the lube and then they start to make everything slow down by more than a little.
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gunplagirl posted...

Harpie posted...

iosifsvoboda posted...

You are enabling bad behavior you should be teaching abstinence or getting her a chasity belt

lol

X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...

You literally gave me a mini heart attack
It's good you're doing better
but seriously, mini heart attack

Thanks <3

gunplagirl posted...

It's good you're buying it for her

But honestly I think if she isn't mature enough to buy or grab some from a clinic herself, she's probably not mature enough to be doing that stuff

Well she doesn't have a job and she's gonna do it regardless. I'd just rather have her be safe then not

I guess but Washington has clinics all over. Try picking up a bunch there at least to save money. They actually generally work better than the fancy ones like all those ribbed ones.

Speaking of ribbed ones, they're so darn amazing until they start absorbing all the lube and then they start to make everything slow down by more than a little.

That's true. I didn't even know that was an option until now tbh. I'll see of I can go grab some tomorrow
I got her some standard trogan ones, nothing fancy :p

Thanks for the tip bby
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I like my CEgals virginal
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Returning_CEmen posted...

I like my CEgals virginal

butt y
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Is the Pill not an option for her?

I mean, condoms are the best for multiple reasons (Namely, STDs) but BC tends to be the least intrusive and.... Idiot-guy-proof.
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Pogo_Marimo posted...

Is the Pill not an option for her?

I mean, condoms are the best for multiple reasons (Namely, STDs) but BC tends to be the least intrusive and.... Idiot-guy-proof.

She actually used to be on the pill, but stopped because she wanted to start having sex
...
yeah, I know >.>

Her reasoning was that if she wasn't on BC, then she just wouldn't have sex

I told her it doesn't work that way and to get back on the goddamn pill lol
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Harpie posted...

Pogo_Marimo posted...

Is the Pill not an option for her?

I mean, condoms are the best for multiple reasons (Namely, STDs) but BC tends to be the least intrusive and.... Idiot-guy-proof.

She actually used to be on the pill, but stopped because she wanted to start having sex
...
yeah, I know >.>

Her reasoning was that if she wasn't on BC, then she just wouldn't have sex

I told her it doesn't work that way and to get back on the goddamn pill lol

She sounds too goddamn stupid to be having sex.
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Leanaunfurled posted...

Harpie posted...

Pogo_Marimo posted...

Is the Pill not an option for her?

I mean, condoms are the best for multiple reasons (Namely, STDs) but BC tends to be the least intrusive and.... Idiot-guy-proof.

She actually used to be on the pill, but stopped because she wanted to start having sex
...
yeah, I know >.>

Her reasoning was that if she wasn't on BC, then she just wouldn't have sex

I told her it doesn't work that way and to get back on the goddamn pill lol

She sounds too goddamn stupid to be having sex.

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Leanaunfurled posted...

Harpie posted...

Pogo_Marimo posted...

Is the Pill not an option for her?

I mean, condoms are the best for multiple reasons (Namely, STDs) but BC tends to be the least intrusive and.... Idiot-guy-proof.

She actually used to be on the pill, but stopped because she wanted to start having sex
...
yeah, I know >.>

Her reasoning was that if she wasn't on BC, then she just wouldn't have sex

I told her it doesn't work that way and to get back on the goddamn pill lol

She sounds too goddamn stupid to be having sex.

Well she's not exactly an adult so I give her a pass
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I always read TC's name as 'hairpie'
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moose_knuckle posted...

I always read TC's name as 'hairpie'

Fun fact, it's actually just Sharpie but without the S. I love sharpies and hate S's so I took it off lol
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I'm seriously, very, very glad I don't like women enough to want a relationship.

Harpie posted...

moose_knuckle posted...

I always read TC's name as 'hairpie'

Fun fact, it's actually just Sharpie but without the S. I love sharpies and hate S's so I took it off lol

Strange fetish.
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Trange Fetih
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Harpie posted...

Leanaunfurled posted...

Harpie posted...

Pogo_Marimo posted...

Is the Pill not an option for her?

I mean, condoms are the best for multiple reasons (Namely, STDs) but BC tends to be the least intrusive and.... Idiot-guy-proof.

She actually used to be on the pill, but stopped because she wanted to start having sex
...
yeah, I know >.>

Her reasoning was that if she wasn't on BC, then she just wouldn't have sex

I told her it doesn't work that way and to get back on the goddamn pill lol

She sounds too goddamn stupid to be having sex.

Well she's not exactly an adult so I give her a pass

She's having sex, not buying a television, it's not a small matter to give "passes" to. People like her are why they're running around with STDs and shitloads of babies being popped out with shitty childhoods.
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X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...

I'm seriously, very, very glad I don't like women enough to want a relationship.

Why tho

moose_knuckle posted...

Strange fetish.

You know it bby ;)

Caution999 posted...

Trange Fetih

Your new username! :D
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Harpie posted...

Why tho

Because the more I try to start thinking about a relationship the more I realize women are also people. And people are dangerous and can't actually do anything right.

Also what Leana said: sew her vag shut.

Leanaunfurled posted...

She's having sex, not buying a television, it's not a small matter to give "passes" to. People like her are why they're running around with STDs and shitloads of babies being popped out with shitty childhoods.

I know, that's why I'm trying my best to be there for her by getting her condoms. She comes from a long line of teenage pregancies and it'd break my heart if she continued the cycle
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Harpie posted...

She comes from a long line of teenage pregancies

I see a new Maury episode.
Stupid bitch is stupid.
Ask her to sew her goddamn vag shut to kepe her being a moron

X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...

Because the more I try to start thinking about a relationship the more I realize women are also people. And people are dangerous and can't actually do anything right.

Also what Leana said: sew her vag shut.

lol did you not think of women as people before?

omg that made me cringe and snap my legs closed
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Harpie posted...

X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...

Because the more I try to start thinking about a relationship the more I realize women are also people. And people are dangerous and can't actually do anything right.

Also what Leana said: sew her vag shut.

lol did you not think of women as people before?

omg that made me cringe and snap my legs closed

It may surprise you that a lot of guys just look at women as possibilities for sex. Or practically gods.
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X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...

Because the more I try to start thinking about a relationship the more I realize women are also people. And people are dangerous and can't actually do anything right.

*hug*
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Harpie posted...

lol did you not think of women as people before?

I don't think of people as people. I think of them as puppets with strings that are being pulled by monkeys.

Seriously. People are idiots.
Your sister's friend is just an example of that. At least look into the morning after pill and a fucking abortion clinic,.

Leanaunfurled posted...

*hug*

Belated birthday present?
Will accept

X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...

Leanaunfurled posted...

*hug*

Belated birthday present?
Will accept

Sigh, you'll get a proper present once I'm able. Please have patience.
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Leanaunfurled posted...

Sigh, you'll get a proper present once I'm able. Please have patience.

I'm being touched by a womyn.
A strong, independant womyn that... actually does need a CEman.
But I'm being e-touched. That's all I wanted in life.

X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...

Harpie posted...

lol did you not think of women as people before?

I don't think of people as people. I think of them as puppets with strings that are being pulled by monkeys.

Seriously. People are idiots.
Your sister's friend is just an example of that. At least look into the morning after pill and a fucking abortion clinic,.

That's a very sad way of looking at things. People are people with their own emotions and thoughts and desires. They make mistakes but most try their best :)

I've mentioned abortion to her before and how I'd gladly drive her to the clinic and she looked at me like I was crazy for even considering it.
Sigh
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Harpie posted...

That's a very sad way of looking at things. People are people with their own emotions and thoughts and desires. They make mistakes but most try their best :)

I've mentioned abortion to her before and how I'd gladly drive her to the clinic and she looked at me like I was crazy for even considering it.
Sigh

You know how I am. I hate most people.

Try your best all you like. But that doesn't mean you're going to see all points and do more than go with your gut instinct.

Caution999 posted...

It may surprise you that a lot of guys just look at women as possibilities for sex. Or practically gods.

There can't be that many who do that though
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Harpie posted...

Pogo_Marimo posted...

Is the Pill not an option for her?

I mean, condoms are the best for multiple reasons (Namely, STDs) but BC tends to be the least intrusive and.... Idiot-guy-proof.

She actually used to be on the pill, but stopped because she wanted to start having sex
...
yeah, I know >.>

Her reasoning was that if she wasn't on BC, then she just wouldn't have sex

I told her it doesn't work that way and to get back on the goddamn pill lol

Harpie posted...

Well she doesn't have a job and she's gonna do it regardless. I'd just rather have her be safe then not

She sounds like someone that's gonna get pregnant regardless
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Harpie posted...

There can't be that many who do that though

Why do you think I wanted to know your birthday
<_<

You have no idea if I'm seirous

How in the hell old are you hairpie
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X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...

Leanaunfurled posted...

Sigh, you'll get a proper present once I'm able. Please have patience.

I'm being touched by a womyn.
A strong, independant womyn that... actually does need a CEman.
But I'm being e-touched. That's all I wanted in life.

I laughed. Thank you. :)
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X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...

You know how I am. I hate most people.

Try your best all you like. But that doesn't mean you're going to see all points and do more than go with your gut instinct.

Yeah I know :/

Do you think that you're different from everyone else?

emblem boy posted...

She sounds like someone that's gonna get pregnant regardless

I hope not. The reason she doesn't have a job is because she isn't old enough yet. So I still have some hope for her ^^
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