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chill02
07/18/17 10:41:37 PM
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when did it happen?
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Mernardi
07/18/17 10:43:03 PM
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Before I was born
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Alkaloid
07/18/17 10:43:52 PM
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I popped out wearing a squeaky nose and face paint
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Verdekal
07/18/17 10:44:35 PM
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The ultrasound revealed a unicycle.
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Correct_Facts
07/18/17 10:45:14 PM
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I was making balloon animals with my penis
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Doe
07/18/17 10:45:26 PM
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I'm actually the least disappointing child in my family
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Go_Totodile
07/18/17 11:06:59 PM
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Fucking clowns. All of you.
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Blastia
07/18/17 11:07:48 PM
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I came out crusty
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chill02
07/18/17 11:08:38 PM
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Shotgunnova
07/18/17 11:11:36 PM
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I moved to Derry, Maine.
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chill02
07/19/17 1:57:28 AM
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das it, Maine
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Axiom
07/19/17 1:59:21 AM
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I came out of the womb with size 20 feet
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WilliamPorygon
07/19/17 2:17:51 AM
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My red ball nose fell off and had to be dug out of the placenta.
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Pastryarchy
07/19/17 2:23:35 AM
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how did your parents realize you were a clownbaby?

My parents are real Bozos.
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do_ob_tpkillr
07/19/17 2:25:29 AM
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My theme music started playing when I was born

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3L7-SxMzH4
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WaterLink
07/19/17 2:31:26 AM
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When I tried to fight in an underground fight against some lanky dude I thought I could take but he kicked my ass anyway. Then I got held at knife point against some thug that tried to take my money not long before that. But this time I was flat broke. Turns out my best friend bet against me in the fight and had cash he didn't tell me about though. So that just pushed me over the edge, so I just told the thug to do whatever to my friend and walked off.
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chill02
07/19/17 2:54:01 AM
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https://i.redd.it/0epummo97faz.jpg
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Sativa_Rose
07/19/17 2:54:43 AM
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After I peed on the doctor
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MabusIncarnate
07/19/17 2:56:03 AM
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I didn't pee in my mom's face while she was changing my diaper, I farted out confetti and blew on a slide whistle while it happened.
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anth0ny
07/19/17 2:56:21 AM
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came out of the closet to my father in a 'psyke" fashion.

he was REALLY angry/disappoined about it.

if I (heaven forbid) have children I would still loaf and troll them :> alll the same :3333
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anth0ny
07/19/17 3:22:05 AM
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ambien waklrus has HACKED MY ACCOUNT
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chill02
07/19/17 3:22:54 AM
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can I buy some LSD from you
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anth0ny
07/19/17 1:24:43 PM
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lolllllll
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anth0ny
07/19/17 1:28:52 PM
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now that I think about it I STILL troll the fuck out of me dad.

he texted me a picture of him catching a fish and I was like "...just one?"
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Turbam
07/19/17 1:29:20 PM
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All of my anime girls in my room.
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chill02
07/20/17 6:15:39 PM
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interesting
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