Poll of the Day > Straight BOIS. Would you have sex with a decently attractive guy for 2 million

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OhhhJa posted...

Am I allowed to get hammered first?

Nah fully sober and you can't half ass it either. No pun intended.

TheSlinja posted...

IAmNowGone posted...

No you don't get to choose.

IAmNowGone posted...

It'll be a good looking guy by your standards.

dont we baisically get to choose then?

I phrased it wrong. I know beauty is subjective but the guy in question will be objectively attractive to everyone. A stereotypical picture of male perfection.

SmokeMassTree posted...

Yeah, think about it.

Not only do you have to get and maintain an erection, you have to put in effort.

The other way you're just laying there waiting for your money.

Lmao. This is true. However, as a gay man I can confirm that recieving the first time hurts like hell.

IAmNowGone posted...

I was almost on board with you but then you just lived up to your name. Shame.

i wonder if you felt like telling me this would affect me in any conceivable way
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IAmNowGone posted...

Nah fully sober and you can't half ass it either. No pun intended.

I guess this still doesn't change my answer all that much. Providing I can be top.
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IAmNowGone posted...

SmokeMassTree posted...

Yeah, think about it.

Not only do you have to get and maintain an erection, you have to put in effort.

The other way you're just laying there waiting for your money.

Lmao. This is true. However, as a gay man I can confirm that recieving the first time hurts like hell.

$2m is $2m
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Would others find out?

Nah.

I don't even do that to women. Why would I let a man do that to me?
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Sex with Ryan Reynolds?
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Nah.

I don't even do that to women. Why would I let a man do that to me?

$2 millions can buy a lot of bar food
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wait, so we have to have anal sex with another guy?

I mean... I'd still do it but I thought anything gay counts like a handsy
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mastermix3000 posted...

wait, so we have to have anal sex with another guy?

That's what having sex with a guy normally implies.
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IAmNowGone posted...

Pathetic.

I'd say being a prostitute is more pathetic.

2 million? wouldn't even think twice

In fact... I am already pants down
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IAmNowGone posted...

OhhhJa posted...

Am I allowed to get hammered first?

Nah fully sober and you can't half ass it either. No pun intended.

I'll still do it. I would just prefer to be hammered... no pun intended

SmokeMassTree posted...

Zeus posted...

Depends. Am I going in or are they going in? Because it's better to give than to receive. Granted, I'm not sure I'd be able to go through it either way. 2 mil is a good amount of money, though.

Really

I think it's more homosexual for you to be the one doing the fucking.

Here's the thing: If you're giving, you can close your eyes and pretend it's a chick; basically it's kinda normal use. Taking would be something completely different and would require more of an adjustment.

AwesomeTurtwig posted...

IAmNowGone posted...

OneTimeBen posted...

I'm ok. No thanks. The money would be great but the memories and feelings.

Pathetic.

I kinda feel like your attitude is the pathetic one. Dude values his actions moreso than money, and that is pathetic?

This. Plus nobody wants to risk PTSD.
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Yeah, it'd be ridiculous not to.
I would just close my eyes and pretend it's a very masculine dude.
If I had to be bottom though, that'd be tougher. I'd still do it, but since I ain't never had anything in my ass, I'd be very tight which I ass-ume(hehe) would be painful. Just do it, get it over with, then take some painkillers.
So as long as it's not recorded and no one is watching, yeah, I would. I don't see why some people have such pride to turn down that much money.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Nah.

I don't even do that to women. Why would I let a man do that to me?

$2 millions can buy a lot of bar food

Or the bar itself.
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TheCraigadile posted...

Yeah, it'd be ridiculous not to.
I would just close my eyes and pretend it's a very masculine dude.

r u sure ur straight?
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AwesomeTurtwig posted...

IAmNowGone posted...

OneTimeBen posted...

I'm ok. No thanks. The money would be great but the memories and feelings.

Pathetic.

I kinda feel like your attitude is the pathetic one. Dude values his actions moreso than money, and that is pathetic?

Yeah but at the same time I can see it both ways (Ha get it?). Everyone wants money unless they're crazy and so what if you stuck your dick in a dude for 5 minutes. 2 million dollars man. I'm not gay but dudes make way too big of a deal about where they put their wiener

Zeus posted...

Here's the thing: If you're giving, you can close your eyes and pretend it's a chick; basically it's kinda normal use. Taking would be something completely different and would require more of an adjustment.

lmfao you did not EVEN just compare an ass to a vagina bro get out
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SunWuKung420 posted...

SmokeMassTree posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Nah.

I don't even do that to women. Why would I let a man do that to me?

$2 millions can buy a lot of bar food

Or the bar itself.

Maybe a shitty bar


The_Beta_Male posted...

Zeus posted...

Here's the thing: If you're giving, you can close your eyes and pretend it's a chick; basically it's kinda normal use. Taking would be something completely different and would require more of an adjustment.

lmfao you did not EVEN just compare an ass to a vagina bro get out

Right cause you can't do anal with girls casue of the butt troll
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darcandkharg31 posted...

TheCraigadile posted...

Yeah, it'd be ridiculous not to.
I would just close my eyes and pretend it's a very masculine dude.

r u sure ur straight?

Meant to say chick. Oops.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

Right cause you can't do anal with girls casue of the butt troll

i mean you can but it's pretty obvious the main attraction is the superior hole in front. i will never fucking understand allegedly straight males who do anal with women. just come out already good lord
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I agree the vagina is much more inviting and pleasurable, you gotta switch it up sometimes tho.

Maybe when you get lade from your third girl you'll understand
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I don't think my wiener would even work, I'd be too grossed out. Maybe if whoever it was looked like a woman, like Bailey Jay, but even then, I'm so easily turned off by things I can't see it.
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It would depend on the guy and what he wanted, but it's not an outright no.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

I agree the vagina is much more inviting and pleasurable, you gotta switch it up sometimes tho.

Maybe when you get lade from your third girl you'll understand

no i don't have to switch up shit kid don't tell me how to use my dick on girls
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OhhhJa posted...

AwesomeTurtwig posted...

IAmNowGone posted...

OneTimeBen posted...

I'm ok. No thanks. The money would be great but the memories and feelings.

Pathetic.

I kinda feel like your attitude is the pathetic one. Dude values his actions moreso than money, and that is pathetic?

Yeah but at the same time I can see it both ways (Ha get it?). Everyone wants money unless they're crazy and so what if you stuck your dick in a dude for 5 minutes. 2 million dollars man. I'm not gay but dudes make way too big of a deal about where they put their wiener

^^

This this this. You can bet your ass id be fucking a vagina if offered 2 mil.

That's not a fair comparison.

There isn't a social stigma with fucking vaginas

There shouldn't be one with dudes, but there undeniably is.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

That's not a fair comparison.

There isn't a social stigma with fucking vaginas

There shouldn't be one with dudes, but there undeniably is.

Its not about a social stigma. Its about doing something youd never do for free. A banging a chick is one of those things

Didn't say I had to be the one getting a dick in his ass.
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I don't have nearly that kinda money laying around, I could pay him like $2k though.
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DirtyRoller posted...

I don't have nearly that kinda money laying around, I could pay him like $2k though.

Nahhh. Youd be getting 2mil for the sex.StarReaper13 posted...

Didn't say I had to be the one getting a dick in his ass.

Its entirely up to the guy what he'll do to ya

For $2mil you bet my sweet virgin ass I would do it.

My preference would obviously be to give, but I'd have to hoard nut for like a month so I'd finish as quick as possible. I might also need viagra.

If I had to receive I'd need some time to prepare as well, if American History X has taught me anything it's that unprepared butt sex can lead to serious injury. I'd have to loosen ol faithful up over the span of several weeks, and I'd like to have it waxed, for that kinda money I'd at least want the gentleman to have a smooth ride.

Either way, lots of lube and alcohol will also be required.
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DirtyRoller posted...

For $2mil you bet my sweet virgin ass I would do it.

My preference would obviously be to give, but I'd have to hoard nut for like a month so I'd finish as quick as possible. I might also need viagra.

If I had to receive I'd need some time to prepare as well, if American History X has taught me anything it's that unprepared butt sex can lead to serious injury. I'd have to loosen ol faithful up over the span of several weeks, and I'd like to have it waxed, for that kinda money I'd at least want the gentleman to have a smooth ride.

Either way, lots of lube and alcohol will also be required.

Lmao great

IAmNowGone posted...

DirtyRoller posted...

For $2mil you bet my sweet virgin ass I would do it.

My preference would obviously be to give, but I'd have to hoard nut for like a month so I'd finish as quick as possible. I might also need viagra.

If I had to receive I'd need some time to prepare as well, if American History X has taught me anything it's that unprepared butt sex can lead to serious injury. I'd have to loosen ol faithful up over the span of several weeks, and I'd like to have it waxed, for that kinda money I'd at least want the gentleman to have a smooth ride.

Either way, lots of lube and alcohol will also be required.

Lmao great

There was a time in my life where I'd be all like "no way man, I aint no gay!" but I am 100% certain I could not look at a stack of cash like that and say no.

Now that I think about it I have one more condition: I would need to receive the $2mil with all taxes paid.
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IAmNowGone posted...

StarReaper13 posted...
Didn't say I had to be the one getting a dick in his ass.


Its entirely up to the guy what he'll do to ya

That wasn't stated in the op so my original point stands.
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The_Beta_Male posted...

i will never fucking understand allegedly straight males who do anal with women. just come out already good lord

I suppose they are not that far apart(no pun) save for you know penises.
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wwinterj25 posted...

The_Beta_Male posted...

i will never fucking understand allegedly straight males who do anal with women. just come out already good lord

I suppose they are not that far apart(no pun) save for you know penises.

Are you so in the closet that you think doing anal with a girl makes you gay? If you can't tell you're fucking a girl whatever hole it is then I don't know what to tell you bro
@The_Beta_Male

The_Beta_Male posted...

. i will never fucking understand allegedly straight males who do anal with women. just come out already good lord

1. It's more fitting for doggystyle

2. Maybe they're sadists, and it hurts the girl more

3. seriously man how gay do you havd to be to turn down a welcoming asshole right in front if you? You wouldn't even finger it my boi?

@The_Beta_Male
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Alright just looked up some gay porn, i guess the anal won't be that bad by the newb vids
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IAmNowGone posted...

I find it funny how some straight guys I know IRL refuse to admit that they'd do it. Like are you really that afraid of being labelled gay that you'd pass on being set for life?

$2 million is not set for life.

wwinterj25 posted...

The_Beta_Male posted...

i will never fucking understand allegedly straight males who do anal with women. just come out already good lord

I suppose they are not that far apart(no pun) save for you know penises.

I think butt stuff is nasty. It's literally my biggest phobia. I'd rather fall into a viper pit. That said, saying dudes who like it are gay is an over-generalization. Yeah, that might be the case, but it might not. There are lots of women straight guys also don't want to have sex with, but they're not gay because Mama June isn't their jam...
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IAmNowGone posted...

ogogogo

Wait, if we're straight then what difference dos it make that he's attractive? As long he's clean and not fat I suppose but it's still gonna be weird in general lol
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Yep

2 million for like 5 minutes of work
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The_Beta_Male posted...

Zeus posted...

Here's the thing: If you're giving, you can close your eyes and pretend it's a chick; basically it's kinda normal use. Taking would be something completely different and would require more of an adjustment.

lmfao you did not EVEN just compare an ass to a vagina bro get out

I compared an ass to an ass and a mouth to a mouth. Believe it or not, men and women both have those things.
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If I get to use a sturdy condom. If it's bareback you can keep your money and my price is infinite on that

OhhhJa posted...

Are you so in the closet that you think doing anal with a girl makes you gay? If you can't tell you're fucking a girl whatever hole it is then I don't know what to tell you bro
@The_Beta_Male

they have vaginas and you'd rather use the hole that you also have? Yes, I think that's gay.

-Komaiko54- posted...

The_Beta_Male posted...

. i will never fucking understand allegedly straight males who do anal with women. just come out already good lord

1. It's more fitting for doggystyle

2. Maybe they're sadists, and it hurts the girl more

3. seriously man how gay do you havd to be to turn down a welcoming asshole right in front if you? You wouldn't even finger it my boi?

@The_Beta_Male

1. vaginal is still better, especially in that position

2. doesn't matter, it's still weird as fuck

3. this, and you in particular, is precisely the problem i'm talking about. that's just not something a normal person would say or think. get help
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The_Beta_Male posted...

they have vaginas and you'd rather use the hole that you also have? Yes, I think that's gay.

It's tighter.
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