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darkphoenix181
07/14/17 6:09:59 PM
#1:


which do you insult?


You have no choice but to insult one of them or you die in a horribly painful and vicious way.

Knowing that by insulting one of them they will likely attack you and try to kill you, which would you choose to insult?
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Crazyman93
07/14/17 6:11:27 PM
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The man with the Katana. It's probably a cheap, shitty prop sword. And if not, I have my own gun to take him down mid-charge.
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gmanthebest
07/14/17 6:11:39 PM
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Katana. Easier outrunning a fat weeb than outrunning a bullet
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dodgefan91
07/14/17 6:15:45 PM
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Plot twist, I am the man with the gun.
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Kaname_Madoka
07/14/17 6:16:00 PM
#5:


man with the gun. how do i know the katana guy hasnt studied the blade?
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darkphoenix181
07/14/17 6:16:11 PM
#6:


Crazyman93 posted...
The man with the Katana. It's probably a cheap, shitty prop sword. And if not, I have my own gun to take him down mid-charge.



good luck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXxciDyx2Nw

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LordFarquad1312
07/14/17 6:16:14 PM
#7:


Both
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DK9292
07/14/17 6:21:24 PM
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I insult both, by telling them each the other one said they were lame.

Just said I had to insult them. Didn't say I had to claim responsibility.
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Turbam
07/14/17 6:22:09 PM
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The guy with the gun could miss.
The man with the katana?

No doubt he would teleport behind me and behead me immediately
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UnholyMudcrab
07/14/17 6:22:45 PM
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Katana. To escape from him, I don't need to be the fastest man in the world, I only need to be faster than the body pillow I throw on the ground behind me.
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CrimsonAngeI
07/14/17 6:23:56 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Both

This.

I then easily disarm the guy with the katana and use it to deflect the bullets then cut down both assailants.
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Kitt
07/14/17 6:25:10 PM
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The guy with the katana. Worst case scenario, he'll try to throw his sword at me as I'm running​ away.
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Kaname_Madoka
07/14/17 6:25:58 PM
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Kitt posted...
The guy with the katana. Worst case scenario, he'll try to throw his sword at me as I'm running​ away.

but do you run​ fast?
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Kitt
07/14/17 6:27:35 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
Kitt posted...
The guy with the katana. Worst case scenario, he'll try to throw his sword at me as I'm running​ away.

but do you run​ fast?

Very fast.
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darkphoenix181
07/14/17 6:27:42 PM
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@Turbam posted...
No doubt he would teleport behind me and behead me immediately


you serious bro?

he would barely unsheathe a centimeter of his blade and your whole body would be filleted like a man cutting up lettuce
he wouldn't even move

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King Rial
07/14/17 6:33:27 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Both

Yeah. I'd be like:

"How many fat morons with a Katana or a gun does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2

One fat moron with a Katana or a gun to screw in the lightbulb and accidentally stab or shoot himself and the other fat moron with a Katana or a gun to try to help only to stab or shoot himself as well, killing them both."
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nativengine
07/14/17 6:37:08 PM
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Katana, I carry a .357 SP101 and a .45 M1911 with me pretty much all the time.
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DK9292
07/14/17 6:38:54 PM
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Look at all these internet tough guys with their "I'd insult the guy with the katana, I've always got a gun on me."
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Albel-Nox
07/14/17 6:41:41 PM
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The man with the katana.

Q0MudoR

And I will be ready.
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uwnim
07/14/17 6:41:44 PM
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Depends on what they look like.
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