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Jorep
07/14/17 3:07:13 PM
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I've started a new currency called Stacks, and you can get in on the ground floor.
It's remarkably simple - all you have to do is post in this topic, and a Stacks account will be opened in your name. Your username will be the same as your account name unless you specify otherwise. You can get hold of me at any time to change your Stacks name credentials if desired.

This is a social topic, so every time you make a post responding to a previous post in a thoughtful manner, you will receive 1 Stack. (i.e. post number 2 asks how everyone's day was. Post number 7 responds to that and says "My day was fine, but I wish the spiders would stop scaring my mother.)
There is a finite amount of Stacks in existence, but that number will not be disclosed at this time and more Stacks will be created eventually.

What can Stacks be used for? Right now Stacks have only one purpose aside from accumulation. You can trade in 10 Stacks to purchase a Star, which is a non-monetary unit that will be added to your account. You can buy Stars for other account holders, but once you have a Star, you cannot get rid of it by sale or trade. This is subject to change in the future. If, theoretically, everybody posted in this topic and nobody bought any Stars, we would run out of Stacks.

Users who acquire 1 Star will be invited to the official Stacks Message Board, where in the future there will be a Stacks Marketplace to use these Stacks.
As a special bonus, the first 5 users who open an account in this topic and acquire a Star will also receive 1 Bonus Star. Previous account holders are eligible to post in this topic and earn Stacks, but not eligible for the Star promotion.

While it would be wise to keep track of your personal Stack account, the Stacks Bank will also keep a log of all available and distributed Stacks in existence and you may consult with Jorep to confirm your current Stack balance.

Stack it to the Ceiling!

Stacks are owned in whole by Jorep and leased to account holders, with their relative value subject to change as the markets ebb and flow. The rules of this topic and the Stack value of each post are subject to change in the future, however these rules will not retroactively add or remove Stacks from current users or affect their current account holdings unless otherwise stated. Stacks will not at this time be removed from user accounts on a taxable basis. All rules subject to change. All rulings by Jorep on Stacks are final. Stack It To The Ceiling.
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_OujiDoza_
07/14/17 3:28:52 PM
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Hmmm, this is strangely compelling.
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Doe
07/14/17 3:31:39 PM
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Error1355
07/14/17 3:32:18 PM
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O_o
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TheEvilMushroom
07/14/17 3:33:43 PM
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My cat watched me scoop his poop today.

That sadistic fuck. What is wrong with cats >_>
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_OujiDoza_
07/14/17 3:49:23 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
TheEvilMushroom posted...
My cat watched me scoop his poop today.

That sadistic fuck. What is wrong with cats >_>


The worst is when they stare at you and poop...on the damn carpet

So glad I've never had that happen to me, but that's because I've never owned a cat as a pet >_>
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Jorep
07/14/17 4:12:20 PM
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I've never had a cat that eschewed its litterbox in favor of ruining the carpet, bug dogs?

Man I had this chihuahua once that was obsessed with plastic. Like he fetishized it. If you left a plastic bag on a counter or something, he would find his way onto the counter and get it down. Doesn't matter how high, this dude would make a path.
He'd carry it off, sleep on it, just all kinds of weird stuff. But the problem was that after a while he'd urinate on it, then just leave it somewhere. Like that was his calling card he was finished with the plastic.
"Yeah bro, go check behind the recliner. Got another piss bag for ya."

We tried and tried to curb this behavior but eventually just had to ensure he had no access to plastic. He wouldn't stop, he was a fiend.
He's since passed, rest his soul, but I'll never look at plastic bags the same way again.
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TheGreatNoodles
07/14/17 5:15:08 PM
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Jorep posted...
We tried and tried to curb this behavior but eventually just had to ensure he had no access to plastic. He wouldn't stop, he was a fiend.
He's since passed, rest his soul, but I'll never look at plastic bags the same way again.

R.I.P

My dog Charlie loves Milk Bottles. He'll steal them from the bench and then (whilst carrying them by the handles) take the lid off and tear it alert with his mouth. Once his done he'll leave the milk bottle remains in front of the bench.
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TheGreatNoodles
07/14/17 6:04:18 PM
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TheGreatNoodles posted...
My dog Charlie loves Milk Bottles. He'll steal them from the bench and then (whilst carrying them by the handles) take the lid off and tear it alert with his mouth. Once his done he'll leave the milk bottle remains in front of the bench.

Your Charlie sounds like a funny dog. What are the odds of this, I also have a dog named Charlie that does the same exact thing!

Stealth bump?
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Jorep
07/14/17 8:01:56 PM
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Does he actually like milk too, though, or just the bottle?
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TheGreatNoodles
07/14/17 8:03:59 PM
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Jorep posted...
Does he actually like milk too, though, or just the bottle?

Milk is really good for dogs....

But yes he does. He takes the cap off to try sticking his tongue into the bottle. But since milk + carpet = bad, it's usually completely empty before he gets it.
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Jorep
07/15/17 1:18:43 AM
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You guys should create a milk palace for him.

Just a place where he can unleash on full milk bottles to his heart's content.
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iosifsvoboda
07/15/17 1:21:11 AM
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What can I do with stacks of stars
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Jorep
07/15/17 1:22:27 AM
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iosifsvoboda posted...
What can I do with stacks of stars


Rumor has it if you get enough Stars, a Zazz will appear.
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BlackHorse6969
07/15/17 1:27:43 AM
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can i join?
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Jorep
07/15/17 1:28:46 AM
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The Stacks Bank R&D team is still working to unlock the secrets of Zazz and exactly what it means, but we theorize that they are a physical manifestation of Star energy, made tangible when enough Stars are concentrated in one location.

So far we've only seen 1 Zazz in existence, and it appeared when an account holder purchased his fifth Star. As Stacks Bank is still a fledgling company we'll have to wait and find out what happens when more are discovered.
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Jorep
07/15/17 1:29:10 AM
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BlackHorse6969 posted...
can i join?


Absolutely. You just earned your first Stack (as did anyone else who has posted in this topic).
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TheGreatNoodles
07/15/17 4:14:22 AM
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Jorep posted...
BlackHorse6969 posted...
can i join?


Absolutely. You just earned your first Stack (as did anyone else who has posted in this topic).

They have a long ways to go to catch up to the richest Stacker alive. They got like 20+ stars.
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Jorep
07/15/17 4:24:59 AM
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A second Zazz has appeared and fallen into one of our account holders!

What is this strange anomaly?
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Cookie Bag
07/15/17 4:27:34 AM
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@Tekutso look, start doing this shit until you get enough stars and you will be set for life on stars!
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TheGreatNoodles
07/15/17 9:50:42 AM
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Jorep posted...
A second Zazz has appeared and fallen into one of our account holders!

What is this strange anomaly?

Hmmm.... I wonder who it was?
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cbik
07/15/17 10:36:36 AM
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I need some pizazz.
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Jorep
07/16/17 12:40:48 AM
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I need some pizza
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Jorep
07/16/17 3:32:04 AM
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@TheGreatNoodles we need more flowers.
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TheGreatNoodles
07/16/17 5:28:59 AM
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Jorep posted...
@TheGreatNoodles we need more flowers.

Flowers?
I want Stacks not flowers.
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_OujiDoza_
07/17/17 7:51:44 AM
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Stacks on stacks on stacks...
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TheGreatNoodles
07/17/17 11:14:43 AM
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_OujiDoza_ posted...
Stacks on stacks on stacks...

...on stacks and more stacks?
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_OujiDoza_
07/17/17 11:29:38 AM
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TheGreatNoodles posted...
_OujiDoza_ posted...
Stacks on stacks on stacks...

...on stacks and more stacks?

yessirrrr
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Jorep
07/19/17 4:33:03 AM
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Stacks Market is nearing completion.
Will be open in the next few days.


Ayyyyyyyyyy
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TheGreatNoodles
07/19/17 7:04:25 AM
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Jorep posted...
Ayyyyyyyyyy

YyyyyyyyyyyyyA!
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KiwiTerraRizing
07/19/17 7:05:25 AM
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Stacks
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KainWind
07/19/17 7:07:57 AM
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cbik
07/19/17 6:21:54 PM
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Can i accumulate stacks in discord?
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CapnMuffin
07/19/17 6:25:01 PM
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Hello I brought the Stackaide. It's the color of awesome and boasts maximum drinkability for a bright future.
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DreamwaIker
07/19/17 6:37:38 PM
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Do I have to have a bright future? I rather like overcast skies. Sunburn is bad for you anyway.

I'm late, but I noticed your name (Jorep) on CE when I happened to visit today, so I had to post.
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Jorep
07/19/17 11:58:30 PM
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@cbik not yet but I actually am working on a system to do that.
It's likely going to involve a few stacks based gambling type games.


CapnMuffin posted...
Hello I brought the Stackaide. It's the color of awesome and boasts maximum drinkability for a bright future.


Love a refreshing Stack.

DreamwaIker posted...
Do I have to have a bright future? I rather like overcast skies. Sunburn is bad for you anyway.

I'm late, but I noticed your name (Jorep) on CE when I happened to visit today, so I had to post.


My man.
You can be as cloudy as you like, brother.
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cbik
07/20/17 12:14:40 AM
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Jorep posted...
@cbik not yet but I actually am working on a system to do that.
It's likely going to involve a few stacks based gambling type games.


I will wait patiently then.
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