Current Events > Chris Christie shows off his thigh gap at the beach during govt shutdown

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CruelBuffalo
07/02/17 9:39:33 PM
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StucklnMyPants
07/02/17 9:44:15 PM
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*pukes*
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boxington
07/02/17 9:45:01 PM
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I guess his family's too good to share the beach with anyone else...
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CruelBuffalo
07/02/17 9:46:44 PM
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boxington posted...
I guess his family's too good to share the beach with anyone else...

He wants singe digit ratings
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faizan_faizan
07/02/17 9:48:04 PM
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Is that his wife?
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Antifar
07/02/17 9:50:08 PM
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDw-SlEUAAAQYDV.jpg
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glitteringfairy
07/02/17 9:52:30 PM
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boxington posted...
I guess his family's too good to share the beach with anyone else...

I assume he might need that whole beach cause there's probably a lot of people that would like to hurt him
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Pastryarchy
07/02/17 9:55:38 PM
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That lawnchair must be reinforced.
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weapon_d00d816
07/02/17 9:56:32 PM
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boxington posted...
I guess his family's too good to share the beach with anyone else...

I mean they kinda payed for the ability to have that stretch of beach for themselves
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CruelBuffalo
07/02/17 10:00:12 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
boxington posted...
I guess his family's too good to share the beach with anyone else...

I mean they kinda payed for the ability to have that stretch of beach for themselves

They as in the taxpayers right? Isn't that the governors mansion
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Antifar
07/02/17 10:01:25 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
boxington posted...
I guess his family's too good to share the beach with anyone else...

I mean they kinda payed for the ability to have that stretch of beach for themselves

They as in the taxpayers right? Isn't that the governors mansion

Nah, that's a state park that's closed because NJ is shutdown. He was at the summer house
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treewojima
07/02/17 10:02:42 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
boxington posted...
I guess his family's too good to share the beach with anyone else...

I mean they kinda payed for the ability to have that stretch of beach for themselves


............ what
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Butterfiles
07/02/17 10:03:25 PM
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t h i c c
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CruelBuffalo
07/02/17 10:03:41 PM
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Antifar posted...
CruelBuffalo posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
boxington posted...
I guess his family's too good to share the beach with anyone else...

I mean they kinda payed for the ability to have that stretch of beach for themselves

They as in the taxpayers right? Isn't that the governors mansion

Nah, that's a state park that's closed because NJ is shutdown. He was at the summer house



I'm confused. Are all beaches public like California? Couldn't others join him at this beach?

Or can you only go to certain public beaches in NJ.

Also Christie is the dude who took a helicopter to go to his kids little league game
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Antifar
07/02/17 10:05:23 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
Couldn't others join him at this beach?

Or can you only go to certain public beaches in NJ.

I mean, this is the article you posted:
People hoping to visit Island Beach State Park this holiday weekend were not allowed in because of the state government shutdown Gov. Chris Christie ordered amid the state budget standoff in Trenton.
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Christie, who first disclosed his weekend plans on Monday, said Sunday he was taking the state helicopter to go back and forth between Island Beach State Park and Trenton.

"I traveled there and I traveled back and I'll travel back again," Christie said. "That's where my family is sleeping, so that's where I'll sleep tonight. When I have a choice between sleeping with my family, and sleeping alone, I generally like to sleep where my family is."

Christie told reporters Saturday that the the beach house is separate from the park and that his family will not ask for any state services.

Asked if this is fair, Christie said Saturday: "Run for governor, and you can have a residence there."

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E32005
07/02/17 11:30:18 PM
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Medz2017
07/02/17 11:34:10 PM
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Fat fuck
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iosifsvoboda
07/02/17 11:35:37 PM
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Fuck him
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tremain07
07/02/17 11:36:10 PM
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piece of shit
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Printerscape
07/02/17 11:38:40 PM
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Typical Republican.
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cjsdowg
07/03/17 2:30:33 AM
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The fact that more republican are not upset with this says a lot.
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HogRiderreturns
07/03/17 2:37:12 AM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
I'm confused. Are all beaches public like California? Couldn't others join him at this beach?

Or can you only go to certain public beaches in NJ.

Also Christie is the dude who took a helicopter to go to his kids little league game

There are probably state parks on the beach and those were closed.
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Polycosm
07/03/17 4:33:44 AM
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At that news conference, Christie was asked if he got any sun Sunday.

"I didn't," he said. "I didn't get any sun today."

When later told of the photo, Brian Murray, the governor's spokesman, said: "Yes, the governor was on the beach briefly today talking to his wife and family before heading into the office."

"He did not get any sun," Murray added. "He had a baseball hat on."

So... you're telling me that the baseball cap covered his entire body?
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iPhone_7
07/03/17 4:42:29 AM
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When repeatedly asked about it at the press conference he refused to answer and compared the questioning to "TMZ" type journalism.

So that's his own version of "FAKE NEWS!"
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this_is_wow_huh
07/03/17 4:43:50 AM
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how did this fat fuck get elected?
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DrizztLink
07/03/17 4:50:12 AM
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boxington posted...
I guess his family's too good to share the beach with anyone else...

Even if the beach was open, I wouldn't want to be less than a mile from Chris Christie in beach attire.
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butthole666
07/03/17 4:56:17 AM
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Chris Christie is one of the worst American public figures ever
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cjsdowg
07/03/17 5:52:54 AM
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butthole666 posted...
Chris Christie is one of the worst American public figures ever


Well he could always lose weight.
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DD Divine
07/03/17 6:03:19 AM
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butthole666 posted...
Chris Christie is one of the worst American public figures ever

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Damn_Underscore
07/03/17 12:14:02 PM
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Apparently this is not a public beach, it is an attachment to his house

Not a fan of Christie, but this is fake news
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cjsdowg
07/03/17 12:22:54 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Apparently this is not a public beach, it is an attachment to his house

Not a fan of Christie, but this is fake news


His house which is paid for and staffed by the state. If the shut down is effecting other state run beaches then it should have effected this state owned beach.
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Freddie_Mercury
07/03/17 12:24:52 PM
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is this small government
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deanshow
07/03/17 12:28:11 PM
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His pissing match, which shutdown the government canceled Fourth of July plans for tourists and fellow Jerseyians. It's such in poor taste he goes to a beach and also inviting his son's friends, when the rest of the public can't go anywhere.
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prince_leo
07/03/17 12:30:44 PM
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Antifar posted...
Asked if this is fair, Christie said Saturday: "Run for governor, and you can have a residence there."

oh my
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bevan306
07/03/17 12:31:19 PM
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chill02
07/03/17 12:33:33 PM
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Alexander William

"Let them eat cake" moment.

mwgarb

Lots and lots of cake evidently.

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eston
07/03/17 12:35:49 PM
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I'm a little confused on how this whole "closing the public beaches" thing works. You don't need admission to go to a beach. You just go there. Do they have people posted at these beaches telling people they aren't allowed to be there? Do these beach monitors not work for the govt?

Granted my beach knowledge is based on living in Florida, but I really do not get how a govt. shutdown prevents people from going to the beach
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Vamp_Aubrey
07/03/17 12:37:02 PM
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eston posted...
I'm a little confused on how this whole "closing the public beaches" thing works. You don't need admission to go to a beach. You just go there. Do they have people posted at these beaches telling people they aren't allowed to be there? Do these beach monitors not work for the govt?

Granted my beach knowledge is based on living in Florida, but I really do not get how a govt. shutdown prevents people from going to the beach

this particular beach is on a state park
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eston
07/03/17 12:38:14 PM
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Vamp_Aubrey posted...
eston posted...
I'm a little confused on how this whole "closing the public beaches" thing works. You don't need admission to go to a beach. You just go there. Do they have people posted at these beaches telling people they aren't allowed to be there? Do these beach monitors not work for the govt?

Granted my beach knowledge is based on living in Florida, but I really do not get how a govt. shutdown prevents people from going to the beach

this particular beach is on a state park

Are all of NJ's beaches located in state parks?
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voldothegr8
07/03/17 12:42:20 PM
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Chris Christie is a fat fucking piece of shit slimeball. Citizens of NJ should be shamed for voting him in...repeatedly.
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Damn_Underscore
07/03/17 1:06:19 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Damn_Underscore posted...
Apparently this is not a public beach, it is an attachment to his house

Not a fan of Christie, but this is fake news


His house which is paid for and staffed by the state. If the shut down is effecting other state run beaches then it should have effected this state owned beach.


The house is already paid for. Christie also said that he and his family will not use any state services.

This story is nothing but fake news to rile up liberals and make them more partisan
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cjsdowg
07/03/17 1:40:29 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...


The house is already paid for. Christie also said that he and his family will not use any state services.

This story is nothing but fake news to rile up liberals and make them more partisan


It still cost money to operate that home and he took helicopters to there, and he even lied about it . So once more he is using government fund s to go to the beach while cutting off the beaches to others in fucking tourist season.
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Questionmarktarius
07/03/17 1:44:33 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/881654831592722433

If you have a raging camel-toe, and you're a guy, it's time to start thinking about putting down that fork a little more often.

glitteringfairy posted...
boxington posted...
I guess his family's too good to share the beach with anyone else...

I assume he might need that whole beach cause there's probably a lot of people that would like to hurt him

Plus, you know, there's always the off chance that a bunch of hippies will try to roll him back into the ocean.

cjsdowg posted...
It still cost money to operate that home and he took helicopters to there, and he even lied about it . So once more he is using government fund s to go to the beach while cutting off the beaches to others in fucking tourist season.

The real answer is to put a lock on the outside of state capitols, and only unlock it when there's a goddamn budget.
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Vamp_Aubrey
07/03/17 2:00:12 PM
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eston posted...
Vamp_Aubrey posted...
eston posted...
I'm a little confused on how this whole "closing the public beaches" thing works. You don't need admission to go to a beach. You just go there. Do they have people posted at these beaches telling people they aren't allowed to be there? Do these beach monitors not work for the govt?

Granted my beach knowledge is based on living in Florida, but I really do not get how a govt. shutdown prevents people from going to the beach

this particular beach is on a state park

Are all of NJ's beaches located in state parks?

no
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COVxy
07/03/17 2:01:40 PM
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"He had a baseball hat on," is exactly what I would have predicted someone from the current administration to respond with. So perfect. These PR people must have zero self respect.
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