Current Events > Literally pouring my heart out to this girl, and she gives me one word responses

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MLGSerperior111
06/29/17 5:12:57 PM
#53:


NES4EVER posted...
I cringed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair

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eridania67814
06/29/17 5:12:57 PM
#54:


Silver Bearings posted...
ok. WHY. oh. oh. ok. oh. thumbs up.


This is literally how i respond to guys who are like TC. You haven't met her, probably haven't had a voice conversation, and you want her to be your girl? And you didn't ask her out yet so you want her to be your internet girl? And you want her to swear and not sleep around while you don't make plans to meet her and lather on the sap? Just think about things, damn
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Howl
06/29/17 5:13:09 PM
#55:


Ugh I don't even know where to start on how you fucked things up with her.

The main thing though is that with a woman you always want to give them less attention than they're giving you.

My biggest problem in my relationship with my fiance is that she always wants to spend more time with me.

That's how you want them to be. If you're constantly vying for their affection they'll lose interest very quickly.
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Muffinz0rz
06/29/17 5:14:17 PM
#56:


Okay hold up

The thumbnail picture of the recipient looks like a dude

Are we sure this is real? Seems like it could be staged, a la a bored guy and his bro friend decide to see if they can make the internet laugh.
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giantblimpN7
06/29/17 5:15:52 PM
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Slaya4
06/29/17 5:16:06 PM
#58:


I'm pretty sure I seen this before.
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Silver Bearings
06/29/17 5:17:10 PM
#59:


Who Posted? #50.
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Carlbertomfg
06/29/17 5:22:46 PM
#60:


Hm. Your technique has always worked for me in the past. Keep doing you, bro. Brush off that fuckin' skank. The ladies love it when you reek of desperation and self loathing.
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MetalGearSquid
06/29/17 5:24:01 PM
#62:


Tagging this >_>
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epik_fail1
06/29/17 5:26:23 PM
#63:


I hope you are trolling. You pretty much said "I like that you are boring unlike those tattooed girls".
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The Admiral
06/29/17 5:27:16 PM
#64:


Pretty sure this is fake, but still highly amusing.
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KookyCouture
06/29/17 5:28:25 PM
#65:


*thumbs up*
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apocalyptic_4
06/29/17 5:30:22 PM
#67:


This is to cringey to be real.
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iLikeMtnDew
06/29/17 5:35:12 PM
#68:


Go_Totodile posted...
@bryon25 ??

SPesFeU
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SBAllen
06/29/17 5:37:03 PM
#69:


Good god man, have some self-respect.
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Aelia
06/29/17 5:37:14 PM
#70:


Cringe. Bro way too strong. The "girls aren't like you text" is especially horrible.
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DezCaughtIt
06/29/17 5:38:30 PM
#71:


SBAllen posted...
Good god man, have some self-respect.

God damn you know it's bad when SBAllah comes out of the shadows to post
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MegaTech
06/29/17 5:41:13 PM
#72:


SBAllen posted...
Good god man, have some self-respect.

Lmfao
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Weezy_Tha_Don
06/29/17 5:42:58 PM
#73:


StrikeGently posted...
Oh god this is sad. Bro, if you need advice just PM me.


bwahahaha
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DocileOrangeCup
06/29/17 5:43:14 PM
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Shinobi120
06/29/17 5:44:14 PM
#75:


Caution999 posted...
The way you talk is so degrading, and you don't even realize it.

Protip: Talk to women how you would talk to ANY normal person. Try to draw a connection on a similar topic, and you go from there. This is NOT how you talk to a woman until you're in an ESTABLISHED relationship.


This. TC was being way out of line.

I hope that this isn't real.
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RIPVyseCity
06/29/17 5:45:18 PM
#76:


This can't be real... It just can't be
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Ilishe
06/29/17 5:49:33 PM
#77:


Lmao even EsBee thinks you dug too deep. Come on man. Creepy as fuck.
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Albel-Nox
06/29/17 5:50:51 PM
#78:


MegaTech posted...
SBAllen posted...
Good god man, have some self-respect.

Lmfao
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Akagami_Shanks
06/29/17 5:52:24 PM
#79:


Albel-Nox posted...
MegaTech posted...
SBAllen posted...
Good god man, have some self-respect.

Lmfao

lmao
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Old NoiseTank
06/29/17 5:52:51 PM
#80:


Akagami_Shanks posted...
Albel-Nox posted...
MegaTech posted...
SBAllen posted...
Good god man, have some self-respect.

Lmfao

lmao

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Cads_4370
06/29/17 5:53:09 PM
#81:


SBAllen posted...
Good god man, have some self-respect.

THATS SOME FUCKIN CRINGE RIGHT THERE LMAO
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Teddytalks
06/29/17 5:54:28 PM
#82:


Howl posted...
Ugh I don't even know where to start on how you fucked things up with her.

The main thing though is that with a woman you always want to give them less attention than they're giving you.

My biggest problem in my relationship with my fiance is that she always wants to spend more time with me.

That's how you want them to be. If you're constantly vying for their affection they'll lose interest very quickly.

This is really pathetic to.
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DocileOrangeCup
06/29/17 6:05:40 PM
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madcaptech
06/29/17 6:10:00 PM
#85:


Take the hint man.
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GothamsSavior
06/29/17 6:13:01 PM
#86:


Ouch. Just... OW the cringe
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Turbam
06/29/17 6:15:12 PM
#87:


You're really pretty


Ok



LMFAO
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JimmyFraska
06/29/17 6:23:57 PM
#88:


TC may be literally insane
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OmegaPillow
06/29/17 6:24:39 PM
#89:


Fake af
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ThanksUglyGod
06/29/17 6:26:47 PM
#90:


d('_'d)
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NES4EVER
06/29/17 6:37:41 PM
#91:


SBAllen posted...
Good god man, have some self-respect.


Shots fired!
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Delirious_Beard
06/29/17 6:40:14 PM
#92:


i hope no one actually thinks this is real
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CrestedTax
06/29/17 6:41:30 PM
#93:


Obvious Fake
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Shinobi120
06/29/17 6:41:53 PM
#94:


SBAllen posted...
Good god man, have some self-respect.


When the Administrator of this very site is saying this, then you know you need to start listening & shape up.
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au_gold
06/29/17 6:57:33 PM
#95:


Alpha as fuck. Don't listen to the jelly haters in this topic, TC. You're in.
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_CARLOX_
06/29/17 7:11:11 PM
#96:


EHjEWFU
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donkeyjack
06/29/17 7:18:39 PM
#97:


I will never understand how dudes can just tell their business like this. I mean she likes you but this is still funny.
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Drpooplol
06/29/17 7:24:56 PM
#98:


I want this to be real more than I've wanted anything in my entire life, holy shit lmao.
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ArtVandelay
06/29/17 7:30:53 PM
#99:


_CARLOX_ posted...
EHjEWFU

LOL awesome gona save this HQ version to my phone
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vbty3
06/29/17 7:49:51 PM
#100:


Can someone reverse image search this?
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boxington
06/29/17 7:51:56 PM
#101:


vbty3 posted...
Can someone reverse image search this?

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/75514401

Edit: coulda been a lurker who made the topic after seeing this one
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Darmik
06/29/17 7:59:32 PM
#102:


lmao. The "they use profanity" line is gold. Who wouldn't get wet over that?
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Tadamoto15
06/29/17 8:01:42 PM
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