Current Events > My wife kicked me out, and I kind of blame CE.

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King Rial 06/27/17 9:19:54 PM #1:	Because I'm on here all of the time. Because I read CE, but I never read any books at all. I would have done anything for her. But no matter what I said she didn't want to hear it. I had never seen her that upset before. She was screaming at the top of her lungs. She was throwing things at me. That's not the woman I remember marrying. I tried to calm her down, but to no avail. She kept saying that "we aren't married" and that she "doesn't know who" I am or how I "got into her house". Then she had the nerve to threaten to call the cops on me. Woman, am I right, CE? So what's new with you guys? --- Please laugh. Or smile, at least. Otherwise I would just DIE! <cite>King Rial posted [p:881930767] in My wife ki... [t:75508074]...</cite> <quote>Because I'm on here all of the time. Because I read CE, but I never read any books at all. I would have done anything for her. But no matter what I said she didn't want to hear it. I had never seen her that upset before. She was screaming at the top of her lungs. She was throwing things at me. That's not the woman I remember marrying. I tried to calm her down, but to no avail. She kept saying that "we aren't married" and that she "doesn't know who" I am or how I "got into her house". Then she had the nerve to threaten to call the cops on me. Woman, am I right, CE? So what's new with you guys?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KTG2 06/27/17 9:20:54 PM #2:	This happened. --- Now replaying: Grandia <cite>KTG2 posted [p:881930820] in My wife ki... [t:75508074]...</cite> <quote>This happened.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 06/27/17 9:22:25 PM #3:	Been there man. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:881930919] in My wife ki... [t:75508074]...</cite> <quote>Been there man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YourDrunkFather 06/27/17 9:23:02 PM #4:	Like I'm supposed to believe someone would marry you --- One bourbon,one scotch,one beer <cite>YourDrunkFather posted [p:881930957] in My wife ki... [t:75508074]...</cite> <quote>Like I'm supposed to believe someone would marry you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 06/27/17 9:23:08 PM #5:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zoqI0_PXUw --- http://i.imgur.com/D09XtyE.jpg <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:881930966] in My wife ki... [t:75508074]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zoqI0_PXUw</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 06/27/17 9:23:27 PM #6:	Knight me --- http://i.imgur.com/iwo6yR9.jpg http://i.imgur.com/uqXNtk6.jpg <cite>Doe posted [p:881930988] in My wife ki... [t:75508074]...</cite> <quote> Knight me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vashmoto 06/27/17 9:24:46 PM #7:	Then she ran for her phone and called some person she called "baby", telling this person to come home right away. --- http://i.imgur.com/HNHCd9K.png Screamin' "brand new" when they just sanitized the old **** <cite>vashmoto posted [p:881931076] in My wife ki... [t:75508074]...</cite> <quote>Then she ran for her phone and called some person she called "baby", telling this person to come home right away.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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legendarylemur 06/27/17 9:27:37 PM #9:	She's probably seeing a better poster on CE, too --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo dinglebutt <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:881931254] in My wife ki... [t:75508074]...</cite> <quote>She's probably seeing a better poster on CE, too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 06/27/17 9:30:56 PM #10:	vashmoto posted... Then she ran for her phone and called some person she called "baby", telling this person to come home right away. Holy shit! How did you know? That's exactly what it sounded like she said from my trusty perch in our backyard tree. legendarylemur posted... She's probably seeing a better poster on CE, too Are you this mysteries "Baby" person?!!!! How dare you still my woman! --- Just Rial. <cite>King Rial posted [p:881931454] in My wife ki... [t:75508074]...</cite> <quote><cite>vashmoto posted...</cite> <quote>Then she ran for her phone and called some person she called "baby", telling this person to come home right away.</quote> Holy shit! How did you know? That's exactly what it sounded like she said from my trusty perch in our backyard tree. <cite>legendarylemur posted...</cite> <quote>She's probably seeing a better poster on CE, too</quote> Are you this mysteries "Baby" person?!!!! How dare you still my woman!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese 06/27/17 9:32:04 PM #11:	Are you sure you were in the right house? --- ()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this... (o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery <cite>Manocheese posted [p:881931530] in My wife ki... [t:75508074]...</cite> <quote>Are you sure you were in the right house?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iron jojo 06/27/17 9:41:47 PM #12:	This happens to me more often than I'd like to admit --- vickfan-chucky they hated Jesus homie chuckyhacks-who teh hell is "jesus homie" <cite>iron jojo posted [p:881932144] in My wife ki... [t:75508074]...</cite> <quote>This happens to me more often than I'd like to admit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZCheveyo 06/27/17 9:45:51 PM #13:	I know how you feel....I had to tell my girl the other day that if she going to call the cops on my every damn time I'm staring at her from the bushes in front of her house in the middle of the night then this relationship just isn't going to work. She responded by pepper spraying me again and calling the cops. I've forgiven her again though, I have a soft spot for her. --- "There's nothing gay about liking a nice feminine penis." crazygamer21 <cite>ZCheveyo posted [p:881932388] in My wife ki... [t:75508074]...</cite> <quote>I know how you feel....I had to tell my girl the other day that if she going to call the cops on my every damn time I'm staring at her from the bushes in front of her house in the middle of the night then this relationship just isn't going to work. She responded by pepper spraying me again and calling the cops. I've forgiven her again though, I have a soft spot for her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 06/27/17 9:46:52 PM #14:	Manocheese posted... Are you sure you were in the right house? A'doi! I think I know what house I've been slipping into when she goes out to work every day for the past 2 years. lol iron jojo posted... This happens to me more often than I'd like to admit Right? On to the next one, I guess. Hopefully she won't hurt me like the last one. --- "Of course not, Dee. Think of the smell. You havent thought of the smell, you b*****!" <cite>King Rial posted [p:881932450] in My wife ki... [t:75508074]...</cite> <quote><cite>Manocheese posted...</cite> <quote>Are you sure you were in the right house?</quote> A'doi! I think I know what house I've been slipping into when she goes out to work every day for the past 2 years. lol <cite>iron jojo posted...</cite> <quote>This happens to me more often than I'd like to admit</quote> Right? On to the next one, I guess. Hopefully she won't hurt me like the last one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Supra574 06/27/17 9:48:10 PM #15:	so when do you return? --- "Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you." Aldous Huxley <cite>Supra574 posted [p:881932525] in My wife ki... [t:75508074]...</cite> <quote>so when do you return?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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