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Admiral_Zero
06/27/17 7:17:01 PM
#1:


Would you do it?


Here are the conditions:

You do not have to fight back. All you have to do is stay on your feet. Block, dodge, run, whatever.

The fighter cannot hit you in the head

The fighter does not get to stretch or warm up.

You do get a cup

Fight area is 10 by 10 feet

Fighter can only strike. No grappling, throwing, etc.

You are guaranteed to not suffer long term damage.
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Dustin1280
06/27/17 7:18:20 PM
#2:


You are guaranteed to not suffer long term damage

This is what made me say yes
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Mikablu
06/27/17 7:18:40 PM
#3:


Wouldn't be the first time I've been beaten nearly to death, and at least this time I wouldn't have any permanent damage.
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chill02
06/27/17 7:19:28 PM
#4:


no thanks

Mikablu posted...
Wouldn't be the first time I've been beaten nearly to death, and at least this time I wouldn't have any permanent damage.



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SomeLikeItHoth
06/27/17 7:21:07 PM
#5:


What if I pin him in two minutes? Will I only get $100?
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Dustin1280
06/27/17 7:26:00 PM
#7:


SomeLikeItHoth posted...
I'm a troll

We already know hoth
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1NfamousACE_2
06/27/17 7:26:39 PM
#8:


Depends on the fighter
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alexander37
06/27/17 7:27:01 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
I'm a troll

We already know hoth

LOL
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gmanthebest
06/27/17 7:27:19 PM
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I'd try. Weight and height of fighter? Do I get a bonus if I somehow (against all odds) beat him?
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ItsVinceRusso
06/27/17 7:29:24 PM
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three-hundred dollars is not nearly enough. i could just go to work.
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Dustin1280
06/27/17 7:33:07 PM
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ItsVinceRusso posted...
three-hundred dollars is not nearly enough. i could just go to work.

I don't make $100/minute, so this is a definite yes
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ItsVinceRusso
06/27/17 7:47:57 PM
#15:


me neither. but i also don't get repeatedly kicked in the liver.
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SomeLikeItHoth
06/27/17 8:10:43 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
I'm a troll

We already know hoth

Learn2SpiderMan.
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synth_real
06/27/17 10:30:55 PM
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I think I could run around in circles for 3 minutes with enough pain to motivate me
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Zack_Attackv1
06/27/17 10:38:19 PM
#18:


I don't need all these fucking handicaps. The other guy probably will though.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/27/17 10:41:36 PM
#19:


I'd straight up DDT his ass on the concrete then whip my dick out and piss all over his badly beaten body.
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Lorenzo_2003
06/27/17 10:50:46 PM
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synth_real posted...
I think I could run around in circles for 3 minutes with enough pain to motivate me


You might be surprised. Almost everyone I know, who is not MMA trained, would not last one minute in a semi-hard sparring session, even if they were just trying to defend the whole time. How are you going to keep from getting knocked out? Trying to stop a takedown can be very tiring and if you're not used to slipping or blocking punches you can be hit multiple times in seconds. And that's not even talking about kicks. Your body will not hold itself up when your leg is smashed out from under you or you take a kick to your gut.
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BillyKidd
06/27/17 10:56:32 PM
#21:


someone didn't read the fight conditions
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Unsugarized_Foo
06/27/17 10:58:58 PM
#22:


RIP my liver
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itachi15243
06/27/17 11:00:49 PM
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Lorenzo_2003 posted...
synth_real posted...
I think I could run around in circles for 3 minutes with enough pain to motivate me


You might be surprised. Almost everyone I know, who is not MMA trained, would not last one minute in a semi-hard sparring session, even if they were just trying to defend the whole time. How are you going to keep from getting knocked out? Trying to stop a takedown can be very tiring and if you're not used to slipping or blocking punches you can be hit multiple times in seconds. And that's not even talking about kicks. Your body will not hold itself up when your leg is smashed out from under you or you take a kick to your gut.


Reread the rules
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MuayThai85
06/27/17 11:03:38 PM
#24:


Lorenzo_2003 posted...
synth_real posted...
I think I could run around in circles for 3 minutes with enough pain to motivate me


You might be surprised. Almost everyone I know, who is not MMA trained, would not last one minute in a semi-hard sparring session, even if they were just trying to defend the whole time. How are you going to keep from getting knocked out? Trying to stop a takedown can be very tiring and if you're not used to slipping or blocking punches you can be hit multiple times in seconds. And that's not even talking about kicks. Your body will not hold itself up when your leg is smashed out from under you or you take a kick to your gut.


No head strikes, no clinching and no grappling. As long as you aren't going up against some monster, you can likely survive the round if you make him just chase you around.
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Giant_Aspirin
06/27/17 11:12:16 PM
#25:


i'd do it for $30,000 but nothing less than that
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Sad_Face
06/27/17 11:15:54 PM
#26:


synth_real posted...
I think I could run around in circles for 3 minutes with enough pain to motivate me


3 minutes is A LONG TIME in the ring brah. You have to condition yourself specifically to handle being in the ring for that long.

One of Rousey's biggest mistakes against Holly Holms in her first major loss was that she wasn't conditioned to fight and so she was visibly exhausted from the first round alone. And each round was 5 minutes long.
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Clutch
06/27/17 11:21:16 PM
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I have over a decade of wrestling experience and I ran a marathon less than a month ago, where does that place my odds?
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Smashingpmkns
06/27/17 11:25:09 PM
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Depends entirely on the fighter. Even if there's no permanent damage, I'd rather get punched by Floyd than Tyson
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Lorenzo_2003
06/27/17 11:30:49 PM
#29:


itachi15243 posted...

Reread the rules


MuayThai85 posted...

No head strikes, no clinching and no grappling. As long as you aren't going up against some monster, you can likely survive the round if you make him just chase you around.


Thanks. I was wrong about takedowns being a factor, then. I still don't think the vast majority wouldn't be dropped almost immediately from a leg kick, a liver shot or anything else. The 10x10 is too small to run away.
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Clutch
06/27/17 11:34:16 PM
#30:


Smashingpmkns posted...
Depends entirely on the fighter. Even if there's no permanent damage, I'd rather get punched by Floyd than Tyson


Yeah, nobody would want to take body shots from a Tyson in his prime.
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