Poll of the Day > If god is against abortions, why did he kill his son?

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CountessRolab
06/26/17 12:07:07 AM
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Jesus was aborted in his 132nd trimester.
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MICHALECOLE
06/26/17 12:08:42 AM
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If god was against abortion he would just snap his toes and make it not exist
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ernieforss
06/26/17 2:16:55 PM
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lots of people believe jesus was god. In that case he let himself be murder.
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StarReaper13
06/26/17 2:18:04 PM
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ernieforss posted...
lots of people believe jesus was god. In that case he let himself be murder.

If God is against suicide, why'd he kill himself?
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Zeus
06/26/17 2:20:07 PM
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That's not how abortion works by any stretch, considering that the Romans killed Jesus and he was already a fully-grown man at the time. Plus Jesus was also God (because the three are one) so the whole son thing is misleading.

Otherwise, what happened to the shit topic where you originally posted this shit meme?
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CountessRolab
06/26/17 7:33:40 PM
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Zeus posted...
That's not how abortion works by any stretch, considering that the Romans killed Jesus and he was already a fully-grown man at the time. Plus Jesus was also God (because the three are one) so the whole son thing is misleading.

Otherwise, what happened to the shit topic where you originally posted this shit meme?


Aw, is zeuseypie upset?

UzC6cpt
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yutterh
06/26/17 7:36:32 PM
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That's a pretty good joke lmao.
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JOExHIGASHI
06/26/17 7:46:51 PM
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ernieforss posted...
lots of people believe jesus was god. In that case he let himself be murder.


Then why did he ask god why he was forsaken while being crucified if he was god
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Questionmarktarius
06/26/17 7:48:31 PM
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Methuselah was aborted in the 2910th trimester. It doesn't get any more "late-term" than that.
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RCtheWSBC
06/26/17 7:52:48 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
If god was against abortion he would just snap his toes and make it not exist

Hold up

Can someone actually snap their toes like that tho?
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yutterh
06/26/17 7:54:29 PM
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JOExHIGASHI posted...
ernieforss posted...
lots of people believe jesus was god. In that case he let himself be murder.


Then why did he ask god why he was forsaken while being crucified if he was god


This, only logical explanation is that jesus would be to GOD what you would be to your own father. Your technically apart of him but not exactly. It is just more poetic to say it that way. I personlaly feel the bible is a human interpretation of GOD. I don't think GOD really wrote the bible. I feel he does protect it because it was made for him, but it is no way 100% accurate. I don't think even the first bible would be 100% accurate. Humans exaggerate things a lot and are great story tellers. But it isn't the full story. People take the bible to serious in my opinion and they miss the whole point. It is to help you get closer to GOD but it is not the end all be all tool. Having a relationship with GOD is much more then some paper. Much more then some words. To truly know GOD transcendes the church and bible. When you know him on a personal level, the bible and all abraham religions make a lot more sense. I wish i could describe it better but it is extremely hard.

TLDR everyone focus's on the bible but to truly find your faith, you need more then that.
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StarReaper13
06/26/17 9:00:33 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
If god was against abortion he would just snap his toes and make it not exist

Hold up

Can someone actually snap their toes like that tho?

I'm trying but it won't make the noise.

Well, God can I guess.
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RedPixel
06/26/17 9:54:13 PM
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*Hits blunt*

Son... message me. I will tell you about how religion is a carefully cultivated craft by the hands of our Annunaki overlords.
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MICHALECOLE
06/26/17 10:05:03 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
If god was against abortion he would just snap his toes and make it not exist

Hold up

Can someone actually snap their toes like that tho?

God snaps in mysterious ways
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CountessRolab
06/26/17 10:05:50 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
If god was against abortion he would just snap his toes and make it not exist

Hold up

Can someone actually snap their toes like that tho?

God snaps in mysterious ways


8/10
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yutterh
06/26/17 10:11:13 PM
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CountessRolab posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
If god was against abortion he would just snap his toes and make it not exist

Hold up

Can someone actually snap their toes like that tho?

God snaps in mysterious ways


8/10


perfect score! hahahahahahahaha
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SusanGreenEyes
06/26/17 10:25:16 PM
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CountessRolab posted...
Zeus posted...
That's not how abortion works by any stretch, considering that the Romans killed Jesus and he was already a fully-grown man at the time. Plus Jesus was also God (because the three are one) so the whole son thing is misleading.

Otherwise, what happened to the shit topic where you originally posted this shit meme?


Aw, is zeuseypie upset?

UzC6cpt

What's with the baby meme?
Zeus is right on this point.
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