Current Events > Teach me how to pick up girls at a party. Pick up lines?

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Apocalyptic 06/23/17 10:17:07 PM #1:	The guys are trying to pressure me into a sexual act I cannot say due to TOS. What are the best pick up lines? --- ... <cite>Apocalyptic posted [p:881699937] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote>The guys are trying to pressure me into a sexual act I cannot say due to TOS. What are the best pick up lines?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 06/23/17 10:19:07 PM #2:	Ey babe, is your name Google? Cause you have everything I'm looking for. --- The force is my ally "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:881700045] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote>Ey babe, is your name Google? Cause you have everything I'm looking for.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paper_Okami 06/23/17 10:20:38 PM #3:	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Talk_to_Girls_at_Parties --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie <cite>Paper_Okami posted [p:881700123] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Talk_to_Girls_at_Parties</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 06/23/17 10:20:53 PM #4:	is your dad a baker? cause those are some nice buns --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:881700137] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote>is your dad a baker? cause those are some nice buns</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkman124 06/23/17 10:21:24 PM #5:	you dont use pickup lines occasionally look around and see if anyone makes eye contact. smile. hold eye contact. wait. if she smiles too, go say hi and introduce yourself. comment on your surroundings. tease her and accuse her of being inappropriate for obviously bullshit reasons. --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. <cite>Darkman124 posted [p:881700160] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote>you dont use pickup lines occasionally look around and see if anyone makes eye contact. smile. hold eye contact. wait. if she smiles too, go say hi and introduce yourself. comment on your surroundings. tease her and accuse her of being inappropriate for obviously bullshit reasons.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 06/23/17 10:21:57 PM #6:	I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies. --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:881700192] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote>I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Apocalyptic 06/23/17 10:22:27 PM #7:	Darkman124 posted... you dont use pickup lines occasionally look around and see if anyone makes eye contact. smile. hold eye contact. wait. if she smiles too, go say hi and introduce yourself. comment on your surroundings. tease her and accuse her of being inappropriate for obviously bullshit reasons. I'll try. --- ... <cite>Apocalyptic posted [p:881700214] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darkman124 posted...</cite> <quote>you dont use pickup lines occasionally look around and see if anyone makes eye contact. smile. hold eye contact. wait. if she smiles too, go say hi and introduce yourself. comment on your surroundings. tease her and accuse her of being inappropriate for obviously bullshit reasons.</quote> I'll try.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soviet_Poland 06/23/17 10:22:37 PM #8:	Most successful pickup line: "Hi, I'm _____." --- "He has two neurons held together by a spirochete." http://steamcommunity.com/id/soviet_poland/wishlist <cite>Soviet_Poland posted [p:881700226] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote>Most successful pickup line: "Hi, I'm _____."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkman124 06/23/17 10:22:51 PM #9:	Apocalyptic posted... I'll try. dont try do it --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. <cite>Darkman124 posted [p:881700239] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote><cite>Apocalyptic posted...</cite> <quote>I'll try. </quote> dont try do it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Apocalyptic 06/23/17 10:24:25 PM #10:	Darkman124 posted... Apocalyptic posted... I'll try. dont try do it It all depends if good looking girls show up to this party. Nothing but guys so far but apparently, the girls will be here in 30 minutes. --- ... <cite>Apocalyptic posted [p:881700317] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darkman124 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Apocalyptic posted...</cite> <quote>I'll try. </quote> dont try do it</quote> It all depends if good looking girls show up to this party. Nothing but guys so far but apparently, the girls will be here in 30 minutes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkman124 06/23/17 10:25:21 PM #11:	Apocalyptic posted... It all depends if good looking girls show up to this party. Nothing but guys so far but apparently, the girls will be here in 30 minutes. average girls are about 10x more likely to fuck you than good looking girls --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. <cite>Darkman124 posted [p:881700358] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote><cite>Apocalyptic posted...</cite> <quote> It all depends if good looking girls show up to this party. Nothing but guys so far but apparently, the girls will be here in 30 minutes.</quote> average girls are about 10x more likely to fuck you than good looking girls</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Grindcorp9000 06/23/17 10:26:26 PM #13:	"My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties." "Oh. You are." "I'm sorry. It must be an hour fast." --- https://youtu.be/2IDwpTABJG4 <cite>Grindcorp9000 posted [p:881700424] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote>"My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties." "Oh. You are." "I'm sorry. It must be an hour fast."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Apocalyptic 06/23/17 10:28:55 PM #15:	Darkman124 posted... Apocalyptic posted... It all depends if good looking girls show up to this party. Nothing but guys so far but apparently, the girls will be here in 30 minutes. average girls are about 10x more likely to fuck you than good looking girls True. byron posted... Apocalyptic posted... The guys are trying to pressure me into a sexual act I cannot say due to TOS. What could this possibly be? Last time I talked about a sexual act, the mods got on me. --- ... <cite>Apocalyptic posted [p:881700530] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darkman124 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Apocalyptic posted...</cite> <quote> It all depends if good looking girls show up to this party. Nothing but guys so far but apparently, the girls will be here in 30 minutes.</quote> average girls are about 10x more likely to fuck you than good looking girls</quote> True. <cite>byron posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Apocalyptic posted...</cite> <quote>The guys are trying to pressure me into a sexual act I cannot say due to TOS. </quote> What could this possibly be?</quote> Last time I talked about a sexual act, the mods got on me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soviet_Poland 06/23/17 10:29:55 PM #16:	Apocalyptic posted... Last time I talked about a sexual act, the mods got on me. Oh no. The mods. Whatever will I do with 3 less internet points... --- "He has two neurons held together by a spirochete." http://steamcommunity.com/id/soviet_poland/wishlist <cite>Soviet_Poland posted [p:881700571] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote><cite>Apocalyptic posted...</cite> <quote> Last time I talked about a sexual act, the mods got on me.</quote> Oh no. The mods. Whatever will I do with 3 less internet points...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 06/23/17 10:30:40 PM #17:	byron posted... Apocalyptic posted... The guys are trying to pressure me into a sexual act I cannot say due to TOS. What could this possibly be? 99% chance it's buttstuff --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:881700611] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote><cite>byron posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Apocalyptic posted...</cite> <quote>The guys are trying to pressure me into a sexual act I cannot say due to TOS. </quote> What could this possibly be?</quote> 99% chance it's buttstuff</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Apocalyptic 06/23/17 10:32:40 PM #18:	Soviet_Poland posted... Apocalyptic posted... Last time I talked about a sexual act, the mods got on me. Oh no. The mods. Whatever will I do with 3 less internet points... I'm a newcomer, bro. I'm trying to catch up. --- ... <cite>Apocalyptic posted [p:881700697] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote><cite>Soviet_Poland posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Apocalyptic posted...</cite> <quote> Last time I talked about a sexual act, the mods got on me.</quote> Oh no. The mods. Whatever will I do with 3 less internet points...</quote> I'm a newcomer, bro. I'm trying to catch up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Uncle_Drew 06/23/17 10:35:54 PM #20:	Well for one, if your already there get tf off of CE lol --- Cleveland Cavaliers - Champions https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ecNu2E_cYKQ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OiQnbBtyBWU <cite>Uncle_Drew posted [p:881700842] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote>Well for one, if your already there get tf off of CE lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Apocalyptic 06/23/17 10:36:29 PM #21:	byron posted... Blue_Inigo posted... byron posted... Apocalyptic posted... The guys are trying to pressure me into a sexual act I cannot say due to TOS. What could this possibly be? 99% chance it's buttstuff It's gotta be. But picking up a girl at a party to do buttstuff? That's a tall order. Think I'll catch something? --- ... <cite>Apocalyptic posted [p:881700860] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote><cite>byron posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>byron posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Apocalyptic posted...</cite> <quote>The guys are trying to pressure me into a sexual act I cannot say due to TOS. </quote> What could this possibly be?</quote> 99% chance it's buttstuff</quote> It's gotta be. But picking up a girl at a party to do buttstuff? That's a tall order.</quote> Think I'll catch something?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 06/23/17 10:36:31 PM #22:	Grindcorp9000 posted... "My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties." "Oh. You are." "I'm sorry. It must be an hour fast." This is genius --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:881700862] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote><cite>Grindcorp9000 posted...</cite> <quote>"My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties." "Oh. You are." "I'm sorry. It must be an hour fast."</quote> This is genius</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheFireRises 06/23/17 10:36:37 PM #23:	CirocObama posted... Do you smoke? Ask her for a lighter, and offer her a smoke then head outside with her. granted this only works if you both smoke. It's a party so she's probably drinking. Ask her where the chase is, then ask if she wants to have a shot with you. If she accepts, make conversation and see if she's into you. Only listen to this poster. ciroc is pretty good for it --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36odfqA-Xqw <cite>TheFireRises posted [p:881700870] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote><cite>CirocObama posted...</cite> <quote>Do you smoke? Ask her for a lighter, and offer her a smoke then head outside with her. granted this only works if you both smoke. It's a party so she's probably drinking. Ask her where the chase is, then ask if she wants to have a shot with you. If she accepts, make conversation and see if she's into you.</quote> Only listen to this poster. ciroc is pretty good for it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SalaciousCrumb 06/23/17 10:39:48 PM #24:	byron posted... Apocalyptic posted... The guys are trying to pressure me into a sexual act I cannot say due to TOS. What could this possibly be? A hot facial? --- http://i.imgur.com/royL1fm.jpg <cite>SalaciousCrumb posted [p:881701018] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote><cite>byron posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Apocalyptic posted...</cite> <quote>The guys are trying to pressure me into a sexual act I cannot say due to TOS. </quote> What could this possibly be?</quote> A hot facial?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Medz2017 06/23/17 10:41:45 PM #25:	Are you from heaven because I have an erection I wanna be on you Lets hump --- Hi <cite>Medz2017 posted [p:881701114] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote>Are you from heaven because I have an erection I wanna be on you Lets hump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Apocalyptic 06/23/17 10:41:51 PM #26:	TheFireRises posted... CirocObama posted... Do you smoke? Ask her for a lighter, and offer her a smoke then head outside with her. granted this only works if you both smoke. It's a party so she's probably drinking. Ask her where the chase is, then ask if she wants to have a shot with you. If she accepts, make conversation and see if she's into you. Only listen to this poster. ciroc is pretty good for it Nah, I don't smoke or drink. I have to drive anyways. --- ... <cite>Apocalyptic posted [p:881701120] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheFireRises posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CirocObama posted...</cite> <quote>Do you smoke? Ask her for a lighter, and offer her a smoke then head outside with her. granted this only works if you both smoke. It's a party so she's probably drinking. Ask her where the chase is, then ask if she wants to have a shot with you. If she accepts, make conversation and see if she's into you.</quote> Only listen to this poster. ciroc is pretty good for it</quote> Nah, I don't smoke or drink. I have to drive anyways.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Apocalyptic 06/23/17 11:14:31 PM #27:	You guys think I should just go home and trying to finish 100% Persona 5? --- ... <cite>Apocalyptic posted [p:881702641] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote>You guys think I should just go home and trying to finish 100% Persona 5?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HaVeNII7 06/23/17 11:21:32 PM #28:	Apocalyptic posted... You guys think I should just go home and trying to finish 100% Persona 5? No, we think you should get the fuck off CE, and get your head in the game. It's a party. Put down the phone. Go get laid. --- PSN/Steam: HaVeNII7 <cite>HaVeNII7 posted [p:881702953] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote><cite>Apocalyptic posted...</cite> <quote>You guys think I should just go home and trying to finish 100% Persona 5?</quote> No, we think you should get the fuck off CE, and get your head in the game. It's a party. Put down the phone. Go get laid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Apocalyptic 06/23/17 11:25:07 PM #29:	HaVeNII7 posted... Apocalyptic posted... You guys think I should just go home and trying to finish 100% Persona 5? No, we think you should get the fuck off CE, and get your head in the game. It's a party. Put down the phone. Go get laid. These girls are not anything at all. Average would be pushing it --- ... <cite>Apocalyptic posted [p:881703109] in Teach me h... [t:75495076]...</cite> <quote><cite>HaVeNII7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Apocalyptic posted...</cite> <quote>You guys think I should just go home and trying to finish 100% Persona 5?</quote> No, we think you should get the fuck off CE, and get your head in the game. It's a party. Put down the phone. Go get laid.</quote> These girls are not anything at all. Average would be pushing it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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