Current Events > The way to go after you die. Buried or Cremated?

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For me, I'd like to be cremated and then strewn about an ocean or forest so my family can finally move on with their lives.
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I want to be taken to a taxidermist and stuffed.
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brain in a sex robot
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Buried. Grandpa bought extra plots years ago for the family, and I know won't use their spots.
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I need to be buried holding an American flag in one hand and a bald eagle in the other

3W Institute

Organ donor.

I want to be inside you
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Cremated and scattered in some place I love.
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Organs donated, then cremation.
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I want to be buried with my money. Not even joking. Fuck everyone else.
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Can't they turn ashes into diamonds? I want to be turned into a diamond.
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I'm from an old money family so buried, obviously. I also like the idea of my friends being my pallbearers
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even having already seen the louis ck bit, and watching it again, i'm still planning on donating it
might as well do something in death. plus they usually cover the costs so it means i'm less of a burden (not that I plan on having kids either)
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Other: I want to be cryogenically frozen just before my death and launched into deep space

If that doesn't pan out I want to be an articulated skeleton in a lab
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I want to be taken into space and thrown out just above the atmosphere - this way I get cremated upon reentry and it saves my family a trip

Volcano.
Do both at once.

Use what's good and ash the rest. A body isnt worth the space it takes up if its dead
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Questionmarktarius posted...

Volcano.
Do both at once.

Oooh. This is good.
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I'll be in cryonic suspension courtesy of Alcor.
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ground into base nutrients and turned into corpse starch rations for the emperor's imperial guard
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geshkigal posted...

Organs donated, then cremation.

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Zurkon posted...

I honestly don't care what happens to me after I die. Whatever is easier for my family is what I would want.

Exactly how I feel
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Sky burial or cremated and released during a storm or windy day
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probably donated. It's cheapest for my fam and hopefully someone can get some use out of me. Paying for coffins and graveplots and stuff is like the stupidest thing you can do.
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I've had long standing orders with my best friend that just before my death I want to be put in a giant pickle jar full of juice, so that I'm pickled to death with the most horrified face you can imagine.

That's how I'd like to be remembered.
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Organ donor then cremation. Open casket so fuckers can't have my skin,they can use the rest though.
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Shoot out into space

Donate body to science of course. Could become Frankenstein
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Cremated, then ashes mixed with concrete and formed into a statue of a T-rex

Other: Entombed.

Of course I'll need to amass pretty good wealth to afford a decent crypt.
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Could give a fuck. Once I'm dead it really doesn't matter.
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Donate organs and then throw me out to sea.

That's assuming my organs are useable or anything would want to eat me.

Underneath an apple tree would be interesting.

Eat meeee
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Either placed into a long boat that is launched out to sea and set fire by flaming arrows, or a huge funeral pyre surrounded by beautiful weeping women.
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