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frozenshock
06/21/17 6:27:01 PM
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Assuming she swears that she's a good person and would never harm anybody and she uses her job at the hospital to steal vials of blood so she can feed.

Would you be supportive and understanding, or would you dump her?
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Philoktetes
06/21/17 6:27:18 PM
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i would dump her

vampiracy is degeneracy
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Turbam
06/21/17 6:27:30 PM
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Is her butt big?
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Yaridovich
06/21/17 6:27:51 PM
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"Good. Start sucking."
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CrimsonAngeI
06/21/17 6:28:06 PM
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I'd throw garlic at her.
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Xelltrix
06/21/17 6:28:50 PM
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Turbam posted...
Is her butt big?

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frozenshock
06/21/17 6:28:54 PM
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Turbam posted...
Is her butt big?


A 500ml vial of human blood is about 450 calories, so she's obviously not very big.
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Paper_Okami
06/21/17 6:29:05 PM
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Turbam
06/21/17 6:29:22 PM
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frozenshock posted...
Turbam posted...
Is her butt big?


A 500ml vial of human blood is about 450 calories, so she's obviously not very big.

Can I feed her sweets to make it big?
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Ray_Dorset
06/21/17 6:31:25 PM
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garan
06/21/17 6:32:37 PM
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Is she going to make me into a vampire if I ask her to?
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DocileOrangeCup
06/21/17 6:34:00 PM
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MakoReizei
06/21/17 6:35:12 PM
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if she's a nice girl otherwise then I wouldn't care
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Zikten
06/21/17 6:36:11 PM
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Reminds me of a subplot on Vampire Diaries. Anyway that would be awesome. I would ask her to turn me
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nativengine
06/21/17 6:36:22 PM
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garan posted...
Is she going to make me into a vampire if I ask her to?
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ThePrinceFish
06/21/17 6:37:18 PM
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Vampires can't cry
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Spidey5
06/21/17 6:37:25 PM
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She's gonna have to bite me.
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dave_is_slick
06/21/17 6:37:47 PM
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What kind? The immortal kind? The weird superpowered kind? The sunlight hurts kind?

All these influence how I'd react.
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slothica
06/21/17 6:38:48 PM
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Dream girl hype. No matter what time of the month, she'd be willing to go down south.
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ThyCorndog
06/21/17 6:40:18 PM
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slay her with my dick
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CapnMuffin
06/21/17 6:42:27 PM
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Slightly related.

I had a g/f breakdown in tears and admitted she was a pirate in a past life.
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GiftedACIII
06/21/17 7:58:25 PM
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Hot
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RebelElite791
06/21/17 8:00:14 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
I'd be mad she hasn't made me one yet. Dumb ho.

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Pitlord_Special
06/21/17 8:04:13 PM
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Pretend to be understanding and then stake her at the next opportunity
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