Current Events > I heard food poisoning really sucks.

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I always thought it was just like having a stomach ache but I'm hearing that supposedly it feels like you're dying and throwing up and shitting everywhere?
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P much​
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No, food poising blows, chunks and liquids, out of pretty much every orifice.

Yeah, last time I had it from some chicken sandwich at Burger King

Basically constant puking and diarrhea and gets you dehydrated pretty quickly. Blue Gatorade was my elixir of life when I managed to keep it down during the calm periods between puking sessions

Pooping everything out and then still pooping every 10 minutes even though there ain't nothing left. I never thought my ass would have dry heaves.

Then the blood came.
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The last time I had food poisoning, I was sick for 4 days. I threw up and shat multiple times per day. On the first day that I felt sick I basically couldn't do anything all day besides sleep, vomit and shit. It was terrible
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You basically live in the bathroom and all you do is pray to God to make it stop.
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KnicksRGarbage posted...

You basically live in the bathroom and all you do is pray to God to make it stop.

This

I've had it once and it was the worst week of my life.

Projectile diarrhea is horrible. It hits the water with such force that it then splashes shitty water all over the inside of the bowl, like under the rim, and all over your burning ass.

You feel a fart coming and you run to the bathroom because it's almost definitely NOT just a fart, but an underwear destroying devil spawn.

While shitting out stuff that's been inside of you for years, the smell will get to you and trigger the nausea and you'll then projectile vomit into the trashcan that's hopefully right by you or the bathtub if it's closer. Then you'll literally be vomiting and diarrheaing simultaneously.

You aren't safe in your sleep either.

I ruined three pairs of underwear and one mattress I was luckily already replacing that week.
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