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bretonftw
06/13/17 4:43:07 PM
#1:


So it begins with a... very strange bachelor party roadtrip with a ton of metrosexual guys with questing and catching fish for a stray cat.

Then the father who looks like a guy who will die, dies and now I'm inheriting his kingdom after it's been taken over by a gigantic empire and I just went into a tomb to find a ridiculously OP weapon that drains your health while using it.

And apparently the MC isn't voiced by Aaron Paul despite sounding exactly like him, that just annoys me.

And the camping out and eating food together, and the photos... it's all so weirdly cheesy and I'd be amazed if the four characters don't end up having a no homo orgy. And I hate them all. Does anyone else feel like I do?
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MC_BatCommander
06/13/17 4:44:05 PM
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It's the result of ten years of development hell in a company that has completely lost their ability to make good games
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BLAKUboy
06/13/17 4:44:14 PM
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I mean, Noctis and Prompto constantly making out is totes canon.
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Leanaunfurled
06/13/17 4:44:45 PM
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You sound particularly whiny and troll-y, especially with the Aaron Paul bit, so no.
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WindMouseHanpan
06/13/17 4:46:36 PM
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Welcome to FFXV. Come for the road trip, stay for the cup noodles!

...oh, you wanted a coherent story? Sorry, ran out of development time for that, I mean, we only had 10 years to get this thing together, ya know, really tight schedule.
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bretonftw
06/13/17 4:46:45 PM
#6:


Leanaunfurled posted...
You sound particularly whiny and troll-y, especially with the Aaron Paul bit, so no.


Oh come on listen to him!
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bretonftw
06/13/17 4:48:11 PM
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The "Stand By Me" intro in the car was pretty nice tho
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Polycosm
06/13/17 4:49:58 PM
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Not sure why you're so uncomfortable about male relationships, but to address a couple of other points:

1. The story, as presented by the game alone, is disjointed. I'd recommend watching Kingsglaive (it fills in some important story details that happen off-screen in the game, and also provides motivation).

2. It took me a while to warm up to the Photography system too. Just go with it and I promise it will pay off. It has one of the best pay-offs in the entire game, actually.
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xyphilia
06/13/17 4:55:26 PM
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I could have made such a better game and story square Enix should have listened to me. It would be like top gun meets backstreet boys meets the last emperor, full of lots of political intrigue, homoerotic feel-goodness, and cool action sequences that make you squeal in your pants.
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Leight_Weight
06/13/17 4:55:40 PM
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I got a couple hours in and gave up. Just wasn't for me
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Zodd3224
06/13/17 4:56:52 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
It's the result of ten years of development hell in a company that has completely lost their ability to make good games


Spot on.

Although I am loving Brave Exvius. Sadly, a free mobile game is their best content in forever.
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The_Ivory_Man
06/13/17 5:03:02 PM
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It's really just supposed to be road trip with Bros.

And becoming a man and the consequences that can come from life.

It's told in a totally cheesy Japanese style that might not appeal to everyone though.

I really liked it.
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Jiek_Fafn
06/13/17 5:18:13 PM
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The anime fills in a lot of the bros backstory. You learn how/why they became friends. Why a lot of that stuff wasn't present in game us beyond me. In game there's a moment with Prompto where he briefly mentions some backstory and that's about it.
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GiftedACIII
06/13/17 5:39:15 PM
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bretonftw posted...
I'd be amazed if the four characters don't end up having a no homo orgy

Is this a bad thing? You homophobic TC?
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Sir Will
06/13/17 5:42:35 PM
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Polycosm posted...
1. The story, as presented by the game alone, is disjointed. I'd recommend watching Kingsglaive (it fills in some important story details that happen off-screen in the game, and also provides motivation).

Sounds like bullshit.
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ArtVandelay
06/13/17 5:48:06 PM
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Sir Will posted...
Polycosm posted...
1. The story, as presented by the game alone, is disjointed. I'd recommend watching Kingsglaive (it fills in some important story details that happen off-screen in the game, and also provides motivation).

Sounds like bullshit.

It's.. not? that was the entire point of Kingsglaive.

the movie is better than the the game tho lol, largely due to Nyx being a fucking badass.
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Sir Will
06/13/17 5:49:47 PM
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ArtVandelay posted...
It's.. not? that was the entire point of Kingsglaive.

Content required to understand the story SHOULD BE IN THE GAME.
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Leanaunfurled
06/13/17 5:51:01 PM
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Sir Will posted...
ArtVandelay posted...
It's.. not? that was the entire point of Kingsglaive.

Content required to understand the story SHOULD BE IN THE GAME.

It's not required, it's just extra details that's nice to know.
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Sir Will
06/13/17 5:54:30 PM
#20:


Polycosm posted...
1. The story, as presented by the game alone, is disjointed. I'd recommend watching Kingsglaive (it fills in some important story details that happen off-screen in the game, and also provides motivation).

Oh yeah, sounds like it. A story shouldn't feel disjointed or lack proper context or motivation because part of it is missing.
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ArtVandelay
06/13/17 5:56:49 PM
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Sir Will posted...
ArtVandelay posted...
It's.. not? that was the entire point of Kingsglaive.

Content required to understand the story SHOULD BE IN THE GAME.

I agree with you. I took your wording to say that "watching Kingsglaive helps to understand the story is bullshit", as in "that's not true".

But yea not including it in the game was moronic. They've since added some cutscenes from it, but still.
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Rika_Furude
06/13/17 5:57:52 PM
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FFXV isnt a difficult story to understand...
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Polycosm
06/13/17 8:05:17 PM
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To be clear, I'm not defending the decision to put vital (imo) scenes exclusively in Kingsglaive. It is what it is.

I started playing the game first, and like I said, the story felt disjointed. I was learning about big story developments through newspapers and radio reports. I didn't feel like I was in a hurry to get to Altissia because I hardly knew who Luna was. The story was lacking propulsion. So I paused and watched the movie. It took care of all of those problems.

I would recommend the anime too. The material covered in the anime is truly optional but adds some depth to the main characters.
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Sir Will
06/13/17 8:31:52 PM
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Polycosm posted...
To be clear, I'm not defending the decision to put vital (imo) scenes exclusively in Kingsglaive. It is what it is.

I didn't think you were. I thought that other guy was but

ArtVandelay posted...
I agree with you. I took your wording to say that "watching Kingsglaive helps to understand the story is bullshit", as in "that's not true".

I guess not, heh.

Leanaunfurled posted...
It's not required, it's just extra details that's nice to know.

This one seems to be defending it though.
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Leanaunfurled
06/13/17 8:47:20 PM
#25:


Sir Will posted...
This one seems to be defending it though.

I'm saying it's not required to understand the game's main plot, which is a complaint ITT and a false one. I'm more annoyed at their complete disregard at character development outside of the main group (and even then...) and happy they're choosing to work on that more than anything else.
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