Current Events > Dumb Warmongers in Civ V

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Playing on King because I'm bad

I'm Maya for the first time, don't have any money since I bought a Composite Bowman to stop pillaging barbarians, two cities, and two workers I stole from city states because it's ancient times and who cares

Austria settles a city really close to me

A while later "I HAVE SEEN AN OPENING IN YOUR DEFENSE, IM GONNA KILL YOU NOW"

She sends like 4 warriors and a couple archers into my jungle surrounded cities

They all die

"THE TIME HAS COME TO PUT DOWN OUR ARMS"
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