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Xelltrix
06/12/17 4:02:20 PM
#51:


idk wtf those are
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MegaTech
06/12/17 4:08:23 PM
#52:


I'm not really a fan
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AvlButtslam
06/12/17 5:12:11 PM
#53:


Pitbuller_26 posted...
No love of maple donuts is disturbing.

Do you like the ones with the bacon bits on it? *readies HIPSTER stamp*
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Xelltrix
06/12/17 5:13:46 PM
#54:


We're at 9 doughnuts and it's at the end of the day.
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_Near_
06/12/17 5:18:05 PM
#55:


Xelltrix posted...
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Donuts are trash food.


Did sugar touch you inappropriately when you were a kid?


Lol, probably. I had some weird dreams as a kid.

But nah, Donuts aren't bad. I like the most plain ones. Or chocolate ones. No sprinkles, though, or cream/filling. Unless it's chocolate filling. Dark chocolate would be the best (because it's always the best).
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Xelltrix
06/12/17 5:24:16 PM
#56:


Having these doughnuts sitting here so close all day has been a test of willpower I tell ya hwat. Usually they're gone by now so I don't have to resist so long.
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_Near_
06/12/17 5:54:22 PM
#57:


I felt the same way when people brought sandwiches.

But I actually ate them as soon as I heard they were there.
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AvlButtslam
06/12/17 5:56:43 PM
#58:


I can't ever resist free food at work. It's a sickness.
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CoolBeansAvi
06/12/17 6:35:05 PM
#59:


In
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NeoBowser
06/12/17 7:15:23 PM
#60:


I love doughnuts

Though I'm on a diet
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Xelltrix
06/12/17 7:32:33 PM
#61:


Yuck, diets are stupid.
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Volkswagen_Bros
06/12/17 7:37:54 PM
#62:


Every time someone brings doughnuts, I always go for the jelly-filled ones.

Those are the best, along with Bavarian Creme.
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Xelltrix
06/12/17 7:39:11 PM
#63:


I saw there's a Drive-In Movie Theater in the same area where I work. I really want to go to one, it's been a desire of mine for a while. Hopefully I'll be trying it out sometime in the next couple of weeks.
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06/12/17 9:36:41 PM
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NeoBowser
06/13/17 7:07:41 AM
#65:


Ubisoft had a great presentation
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dragnmaninferno
06/13/17 8:33:53 AM
#66:


Xelltrix posted...
I saw there's a Drive-In Movie Theater in the same area where I work. I really want to go to one, it's been a desire of mine for a while. Hopefully I'll be trying it out sometime in the next couple of weeks.

Nice place to take your boyfriend.
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Xelltrix
06/13/17 8:58:52 AM
#67:


Yeah, it does sound like a great date spot, doesn't it? Hopefully going to a speakeasy this weekend so a drive-in later down the line just seems like a cool kind of stroll through history.
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MegaTech
06/13/17 9:10:40 AM
#68:


I have a date with one of @NeoBowser sistas. She's an Au pair from Amsterdam. This is the first tinder date experience I'll have so I'm kinda skeptical but we'll see how it turns out. Just going to Panera for coffee n light food tomorrow.
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AvlButtslam
06/13/17 9:12:09 AM
#69:


Text me l so I know you're safe
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MegaTech
06/13/17 9:13:23 AM
#70:


I'll text you if were coming home.
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AvlButtslam
06/13/17 9:16:43 AM
#71:


Wait we haven't worked on our D.E.N.N.I.S. system routine yet
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Xelltrix
06/13/17 9:16:57 AM
#72:


Sista, you say.
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MegaTech
06/13/17 9:21:15 AM
#73:


Xelltrix posted...
Sista, you say.

Haha, not a real sista. She's blond with blue eyes.

AvlButtslam posted...
Wait we haven't worked on our D.E.N.N.I.S. system routine yet

Coach me
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Xelltrix
06/13/17 9:23:26 AM
#74:


Ah, Aryan. Some wise man once said they were the best or something.
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NeoBowser
06/13/17 9:27:14 AM
#75:


MegaTech posted...
I have a date with one of @NeoBowser sistas. She's an Au pair from Amsterdam. This is the first tinder date experience I'll have so I'm kinda skeptical but we'll see how it turns out. Just going to Panera for coffee n light food tomorrow.


That's super rad!
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MegaTech
06/13/17 9:33:37 AM
#76:


Xelltrix posted...
Ah, Aryan. Some wise man once said they were the best or something.

I'll compliment her on her master race.

NeoBowser posted...

That's super rad!

Any tips on how to interact with Dutch women? She sounds super chill.
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NeoBowser
06/13/17 9:40:13 AM
#77:


Well, we all know where 'go dutch' came from.
Dutch people are pretty laidback, so indeed super chill like you said. She will probably love you.
I don't know how it's going in the US but here in the Netherlands dinner date first sex at home often is the way to go.
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CmndrHurricane
06/13/17 9:42:55 AM
#78:


where do you even buy a whole box of donuts? All I can find are singles
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BatmanVonDoom
06/13/17 9:44:44 AM
#79:


MegaTech posted...
Xelltrix posted...
Ah, Aryan. Some wise man once said they were the best or something.

I'll compliment her on her master race.

NeoBowser posted...

That's super rad!

Any tips on how to interact with Dutch women? She sounds super chill.

If all else fails, show ass.
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MegaTech
06/13/17 9:46:42 AM
#80:


NeoBowser posted...
Well, we all know where 'go dutch' came from.
Dutch people are pretty laidback, so indeed super chill like you said. She will probably love you.
I don't know how it's going in the US but here in the Netherlands dinner date first sex at home often is the way to go.

This sounds promising. Appreciate the words of wisdom my friend.

BatmanVonDoom posted...
If all else fails, show ass.

She's already seen everything else so you right >.> Dat beach pic
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Xelltrix
06/13/17 9:47:33 AM
#81:


CmndrHurricane posted...
where do you even buy a whole box of donuts? All I can find are singles


Really? They should have boxes for sale at any doughnut place.
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BatmanVonDoom
06/13/17 10:02:50 AM
#82:


MegaTech posted...
NeoBowser posted...
Well, we all know where 'go dutch' came from.
Dutch people are pretty laidback, so indeed super chill like you said. She will probably love you.
I don't know how it's going in the US but here in the Netherlands dinner date first sex at home often is the way to go.

This sounds promising. Appreciate the words of wisdom my friend.

BatmanVonDoom posted...
If all else fails, show ass.

She's already seen everything else so you right >.> Dat beach pic

EVERYTHING but ass? Goddamn son slow down and check yourself.
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CmndrHurricane
06/13/17 10:08:17 AM
#83:


Xelltrix posted...
CmndrHurricane posted...
where do you even buy a whole box of donuts? All I can find are singles


Really? They should have boxes for sale at any doughnut place.

there are stores dedicated to doughnuts?
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MegaTech
06/13/17 10:09:29 AM
#84:


BatmanVonDoom posted...
MegaTech posted...
NeoBowser posted...
Well, we all know where 'go dutch' came from.
Dutch people are pretty laidback, so indeed super chill like you said. She will probably love you.
I don't know how it's going in the US but here in the Netherlands dinner date first sex at home often is the way to go.

This sounds promising. Appreciate the words of wisdom my friend.

BatmanVonDoom posted...
If all else fails, show ass.

She's already seen everything else so you right >.> Dat beach pic

EVERYTHING but ass? Goddamn son slow down and check yourself.

She saw a frontal of me in that banana hammock. Doesn't leave much to the imagination when it contours your genitals haha
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MegaTech
06/13/17 10:09:50 AM
#85:


CmndrHurricane posted...
Xelltrix posted...
CmndrHurricane posted...
where do you even buy a whole box of donuts? All I can find are singles


Really? They should have boxes for sale at any doughnut place.

there are stores dedicated to doughnuts?

Where are you from???
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CmndrHurricane
06/13/17 10:14:12 AM
#86:


MegaTech posted...
CmndrHurricane posted...
Xelltrix posted...
CmndrHurricane posted...
where do you even buy a whole box of donuts? All I can find are singles


Really? They should have boxes for sale at any doughnut place.

there are stores dedicated to doughnuts?

Where are you from???

sweden
we have bakerys, ofcourse. but never saw a big box of donuts. only individuals. buying many would cost alot
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MegaTech
06/13/17 10:16:43 AM
#87:


CmndrHurricane posted...
MegaTech posted...
CmndrHurricane posted...
Xelltrix posted...
CmndrHurricane posted...
where do you even buy a whole box of donuts? All I can find are singles


Really? They should have boxes for sale at any doughnut place.

there are stores dedicated to doughnuts?

Where are you from???

sweden
we have bakerys, ofcourse. but never saw a big box of donuts. only individuals. buying many would cost alot

That's actually very surprising to me. Well, it's probably better that way and why were all fat here in usa
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CmndrHurricane
06/13/17 10:18:05 AM
#88:


MegaTech posted...
CmndrHurricane posted...
MegaTech posted...
CmndrHurricane posted...
Xelltrix posted...
CmndrHurricane posted...
where do you even buy a whole box of donuts? All I can find are singles


Really? They should have boxes for sale at any doughnut place.

there are stores dedicated to doughnuts?

Where are you from???

sweden
we have bakerys, ofcourse. but never saw a big box of donuts. only individuals. buying many would cost alot

That's actually very surprising to me. Well, it's probably better that way and why were all fat here in usa

but I want doughnuts, though. lost of them. now that I have seen the light, I can't go back into the darkness
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AvlButtslam
06/13/17 11:38:10 AM
#89:


Lol I just had a random drug test at work.

I bet it was because I took off on April 20th.
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BatmanVonDoom
06/13/17 11:42:46 AM
#90:


AvlButtslam posted...
Lol I just had a random drug test at work.

I bet it was because I took off on April 20th.

I swear if ny employer had drug tests we'd be out 80% of our entire workforce
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E32005
06/13/17 11:43:04 AM
#91:


DuranOfForcena posted...
fools, they should be all over that

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dragnmaninferno
06/13/17 11:46:40 AM
#92:


I can't with this heat and humidity. I am so close to cutting off all my hair.
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BatmanVonDoom
06/13/17 11:49:50 AM
#93:


dragnmaninferno posted...
I can't with this heat and humidity. I am so close to cutting off all my hair.


It's high 80's/low 90's all week here man with 25% humidity.

Praise the Cali Gahd.
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dragnmaninferno
06/13/17 12:02:03 PM
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_Near_
06/13/17 12:57:26 PM
#95:


BatmanVonDoom posted...
AvlButtslam posted...
Lol I just had a random drug test at work.

I bet it was because I took off on April 20th.

I swear if ny employer had drug tests we'd be out 80% of our entire workforce


It's a really dumb thing to do. Companies just lose money and employees because of it.
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Xelltrix
06/13/17 1:02:53 PM
#96:


I can somewhat understand for certain jobs... but even then, not really because it's not like they're on the drugs while they're at work. If they were, then yeah, fire 'em.
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Hadoken92
06/13/17 1:02:54 PM
#97:


See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If you don't touch it, you're guilty! I ate the whole plate. The WHOLE plate.
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AvlButtslam
06/13/17 1:05:00 PM
#98:


Yeah I just sat in the room for like half an hour before I had to pee. If they wanna pay me for that, I'm totally cool with it
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AvlButtslam
06/13/17 1:05:33 PM
#99:


Hadoken92 posted...
See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If you don't touch it, you're guilty! I ate the whole plate. The WHOLE plate.

But what did you do with the donuts
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MegaTech
06/13/17 1:29:19 PM
#100:


Yo dragn. You hear anyone in New York saying "flee" like this jacket on me is so flee
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