Current Events > The last woman you had sex with is now pregnant with your baby. 100% guaranteed.

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Bass_X0 06/10/17 4:08:46 AM #1:	Yay? Nay? --- "Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN <cite>Bass_X0 posted [p:880769344] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>Yay? Nay?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Baneposting 06/10/17 4:11:23 AM #2:	Nobody on CE has held hands with, let alone mated with, a female <cite>Baneposting posted [p:880769412] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>Nobody on CE has held hands with, let alone mated with, a female</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProtoManSPx 06/10/17 4:16:43 AM #3:	Baneposting posted... Nobody on CE has held hands with, let alone mated with, a female Wrong. <cite>ProtoManSPx posted [p:880769507] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote><cite>Baneposting posted...</cite> <quote>Nobody on CE has held hands with, let alone mated with, a female</quote> Wrong.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Looked gf 06/10/17 4:19:35 AM #4:	Aww hell no --- http://i.imgur.com/otLaOxa.gifv <cite>Looked gf posted [p:880769555] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>Aww hell no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 06/10/17 5:29:55 AM #5:	My wife? Fuck ... <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:880770715] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>My wife? Fuck ...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 06/10/17 5:42:34 AM #6:	Dash_Harber's wife? Fuck.... --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png <cite>Irony posted [p:880770890] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>Dash_Harber's wife? Fuck....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 06/10/17 5:44:18 AM #7:	I'd be happy but she wouldn't. My gf and I are currently on two different pages with what we want out of life. I want kids and she doesn't. There's a good chance she'd abort regardless of how I felt about it. --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:880770906] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>I'd be happy but she wouldn't. My gf and I are currently on two different pages with what we want out of life. I want kids and she doesn't. There's a good chance she'd abort regardless of how I felt about it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 06/10/17 5:47:46 AM #8:	Dash_Harber's mom? Fuck... --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html http://i.imgtc.com/qUSaTPG.gif <cite>Choco posted [p:880770958] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>Dash_Harber's mom? Fuck...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 06/10/17 5:53:22 AM #9:	Irony posted... Dash_Harber's wife? Fuck.... Choco posted... Dash_Harber's mom? Fuck... LOL! <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:880771039] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote><cite>Irony posted...</cite> <quote>Dash_Harber's wife? Fuck....</quote> <cite>Choco posted...</cite> <quote>Dash_Harber's mom? Fuck...</quote> LOL!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 06/10/17 1:20:26 PM #10:	That's a long ass pregnancy. <cite>garan posted [p:880784116] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>That's a long ass pregnancy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 06/10/17 1:33:35 PM #11:	Little earlier than we had planned but eh --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:880784807] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>Little earlier than we had planned but eh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchiePeck 06/10/17 1:33:54 PM #12:	Dash_Harber posted... My wife? Fuck ... <cite>ArchiePeck posted [p:880784821] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote>My wife? Fuck ...</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kazuma_Yagami 06/10/17 1:53:17 PM #13:	My wife would be upset Got to tell the chick I banged to snort --- This space is here only so it looks like I have a sig so my post are more noticeable. My posts look naked without a sig. <cite>Kazuma_Yagami posted [p:880785884] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>My wife would be upset Got to tell the chick I banged to snort</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass_X0 06/11/17 3:53:13 AM #14:	Gamer99z posted... I'd be happy but she wouldn't. My gf and I are currently on two different pages with what we want out of life. I want kids and she doesn't. There's a good chance she'd abort regardless of how I felt about it. why doesn't she want kids? --- "Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN <cite>Bass_X0 posted [p:880824852] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote>I'd be happy but she wouldn't. My gf and I are currently on two different pages with what we want out of life. I want kids and she doesn't. There's a good chance she'd abort regardless of how I felt about it.</quote> why doesn't she want kids?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yaridovich 06/11/17 3:54:14 AM #15:	Bass_X0 posted... Gamer99z posted... I'd be happy but she wouldn't. My gf and I are currently on two different pages with what we want out of life. I want kids and she doesn't. There's a good chance she'd abort regardless of how I felt about it. why doesn't she want kids? Having children is immoral. --- Talk about backseat fishing http://i.imgur.com/VqWjuCs.png <cite>Yaridovich posted [p:880824875] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bass_X0 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote>I'd be happy but she wouldn't. My gf and I are currently on two different pages with what we want out of life. I want kids and she doesn't. There's a good chance she'd abort regardless of how I felt about it.</quote> why doesn't she want kids?</quote> Having children is immoral.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 06/11/17 4:07:04 AM #17:	Bass_X0 posted... Gamer99z posted... I'd be happy but she wouldn't. My gf and I are currently on two different pages with what we want out of life. I want kids and she doesn't. There's a good chance she'd abort regardless of how I felt about it. why doesn't she want kids? She says she really just wants to focus on work and just us being together, not having to worry about anything else. She's also mentioned being worried about it changing her body, like stretch marks and shit but whatever. I'm assuming that her view on it will change later, we're still really young so we definitely wouldn't want kids right now ideally (but I wouldn't mind if we did tbh). --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:880825146] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bass_X0 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote> I'd be happy but she wouldn't. My gf and I are currently on two different pages with what we want out of life. I want kids and she doesn't. There's a good chance she'd abort regardless of how I felt about it.</quote> why doesn't she want kids?</quote> She says she really just wants to focus on work and just us being together, not having to worry about anything else. She's also mentioned being worried about it changing her body, like stretch marks and shit but whatever. I'm assuming that her view on it will change later, we're still really young so we definitely wouldn't want kids right now ideally (but I wouldn't mind if we did tbh).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 06/11/17 4:07:37 AM #18:	do you mean sex like in the literal sense --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/Sh3lG7g.jpg http://gamefaqs.com/boards/1377 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:880825155] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>do you mean sex like in the literal sense</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slikker 06/11/17 4:13:22 AM #19:	Baneposting posted... Nobody on CE has held hands with, let alone mated with, a female projecting much kid? I suggest University of Southern California. Avoid UC Berkeley...if you want to get laid... Personal experience an undergrad and grad student <cite>slikker posted [p:880825305] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote><cite>Baneposting posted...</cite> <quote>Nobody on CE has held hands with, let alone mated with, a female</quote> projecting much kid? I suggest University of Southern California. Avoid UC Berkeley...if you want to get laid... Personal experience an undergrad and grad student</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 06/11/17 4:15:37 AM #20:	no thanks She wants kids, I do not I am likely going to end things soon because of this --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:880825365] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>no thanks She wants kids, I do not I am likely going to end things soon because of this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 06/11/17 4:16:13 AM #21:	Dash_Harber posted... My wife? Fuck ... --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:880825382] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote>My wife? Fuck ...</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kineth 06/11/17 4:16:20 AM #22:	Not entirely sure how I'd feel about that. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. <cite>Kineth posted [p:880825387] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>Not entirely sure how I'd feel about that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
donkeyjack 06/11/17 4:53:54 AM #23:	I'll hit up the nearest medicine cabinet. I'm not fucking around with this shit. --- The world's watchin' girls clockin' my rhymin'/I crack the oyster to the pearl but can I keep it shinin'? http://imgur.com/tyElXOs http://imgur.com/Mxpx3aN <cite>donkeyjack posted [p:880826241] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>I'll hit up the nearest medicine cabinet. I'm not fucking around with this shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HogRiderreturns 06/11/17 5:03:08 AM #24:	Wow, who knew sperm could survive in a womb for 9 years. --- http://i.imgur.com/wuFm3hd.jpg - My Hash Brownies. http://i.imgur.com/mQ7syoS.gif http://i.imgur.com/lY3erBp.jpg <cite>HogRiderreturns posted [p:880826423] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>Wow, who knew sperm could survive in a womb for 9 years.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 06/11/17 5:06:12 AM #25:	Would suck. We already have a 1 year old, not ready for another. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:880826477] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>Would suck. We already have a 1 year old, not ready for another.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 06/11/17 5:09:52 AM #26:	Her name was Amber, we only knew each other for about 15 minutes --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:880826550] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>Her name was Amber, we only knew each other for about 15 minutes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Haldol 06/11/17 5:11:26 AM #27:	My gf That's the eventual goal anyways Only sucky part is I wanted to be married first before a kid <cite>Haldol posted [p:880826577] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>My gf That's the eventual goal anyways Only sucky part is I wanted to be married first before a kid</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pinotage 06/11/17 5:29:30 AM #28:	Nay. She was legit crazy, the less I have to do with her the better. --- Husikam ...Believes in Patterns <cite>Pinotage posted [p:880826893] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>Nay. She was legit crazy, the less I have to do with her the better.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WafflehouseJK 06/11/17 5:58:14 AM #29:	Oh god, no. We didn't end on great terms. --- "She was like, 'Oh, did you see that firefighter? Hes so cute.' And I was like, Mom, I just got blown up." <cite>WafflehouseJK posted [p:880827442] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>Oh god, no. We didn't end on great terms.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass_X0 06/11/17 6:17:05 AM #30:	HogRiderreturns posted... Wow, who knew sperm could survive in a womb for 9 years. I think "became pregnant" is more the correct phase than "is now pregnant" in these cases. --- "Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN <cite>Bass_X0 posted [p:880827745] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote><cite>HogRiderreturns posted...</cite> <quote>Wow, who knew sperm could survive in a womb for 9 years.</quote> I think "became pregnant" is more the correct phase than "is now pregnant" in these cases.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HogRiderreturns 06/11/17 6:21:17 AM #31:	Bass_X0 posted... HogRiderreturns posted... Wow, who knew sperm could survive in a womb for 9 years. I think "became pregnant" is more the correct phase than "is now pregnant" in these cases. Well then I have a 9 year old son. As long as I am past the newborn - toddler phase I don't mind. --- http://i.imgur.com/wuFm3hd.jpg - My Hash Brownies. http://i.imgur.com/mQ7syoS.gif http://i.imgur.com/lY3erBp.jpg <cite>HogRiderreturns posted [p:880827811] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bass_X0 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HogRiderreturns posted...</cite> <quote>Wow, who knew sperm could survive in a womb for 9 years.</quote> I think "became pregnant" is more the correct phase than "is now pregnant" in these cases.</quote> Well then I have a 9 year old son. As long as I am past the newborn - toddler phase I don't mind.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Dream87 06/11/17 6:36:08 AM #32:	I don't even remember the girls name ._. --- http://i.imgur.com/ymmqXXN.jpg http://i.imgur.com/5iNwXbV.png http://i.imgur.com/HSriaa3.gif http://i.imgur.com/xphiy45.gifv <cite>Blue_Dream87 posted [p:880828057] in The last w... [t:75442328]...</cite> <quote>I don't even remember the girls name ._.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > The last woman you had sex with is now pregnant with your baby. 100% guaranteed.