Board 8 > B8UCA Saturday Afternoon TOMBAT or maybe Ruin or who knows

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DOUBLE MAIN EVENT

LW Tournament Semi-finals: Jedwards v. Stevie3V
WiggumFan267 v. Shaduln
With the MW Title a thing of the past, and whatever abomination is happening with what used to be MELEE MAYHEM, the LW Title is now the #2 belt in the company! It's up for grabs at NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS, and today we find out who's going for it!

UNDERCARD

Champions and Challengers: Simply Rich (UCA Champ david and Sultan) v. MoQ Champ eddv and emerald
David and Sultan take a brief respite from tying each other to team up once more! Which of these teams of NoC opponents can co-exist better?

Promo segment: Tom Bombadil
Things haven't been great. I'll talk about it. Unless my home internet is still dead, in which I have asked Luster to demonstrate his Dew-chugging skills as a consolation prize. ((please note: I did not actually ask Luster to do anything although he is nevertheless welcome to do so))

Speaking of which: Maniac64 v. IhatethisCPU
which one of youse is screwing up my life THIS time? well besides the whole SSW thing for which I still blame CPU

Kings' Road: Future Rocks (eaed and XIII) v. Boko and Solio
I'm surprised Future Rocks was willing to stake the entire EXISTENCE of King of the Board on the outcome of their impending loss. Wonder how these previous "Kings" feel about it?

Tune-up: DpObLiViOn v. Simon Blackquill
Dp has issued a challenge to Metal Sonic! That's the spirit! SSW may try to worm its way out of this, but Dp will at least be fed one of their jobbers tonight!

#1 "Contender": GTM v. TheKnightOfNee
Unless CPU has a better idea, the loser of this match will face Machete for Jesterdom!
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WHAT SHOW THIS IS LARGELY DEPENDS ON WHETHER WE'RE GONNA WAIT FOR CPU VOTE FORM

Jedwards v. stevie
Wigs v. Shad
david/Sultan v. eddv/emerald
Maniac v. CPU
eaed/XIII v. Boko/Solio
Dp v. Blackquill
GTM v. Nee
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Jedwards
Wigs v.
david/Sultan
Maniac
eaed/XIII
Dp
GTM
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stevie
Wigs
david/Sultan
Maniac
eaed/XIII
Dp
GTM

*As Maniac and CPU begins, Strife's theme hits and he joins the commentary team. The announcers are certainly disturbed, but sit down anyway.*
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JEdwards
Wigs
Eddv/emerald
Eaed/XIII
DP
GTM
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UCA_Michael_Cole: Well, this is certainly not going to be easy for us. Strife is here on commentary, and uh…well, what brings you out here this evening?

Strife: I came to see how my opponent handles the pressure of knowing his time is almost up. He said he is finally focused. Focused enough to even “kill” me. He’s welcome to try.

UMC: This has to do with your actions against Percival Watson. He is an innocent bystander. What did you gain from brutalizing him?

Strife: I got CPU to understand that no one in UCA is like me, and never will be. I got him to understand that no one will reflect this title as well as me. Whether I do it for His Majesty, a paycheck, or my own amusement, the things I do in and out of a UCA ring are expressions of true art.

UCA_Booker_T: I’m sorry man. I’m havin’ trouble undastandin wot you’re saying. I I I…did you just say you and AR-TISTE!? You calling leaving people bloody and and hurtin’ art?

Strife: UCA has enough people doing enough things for enough reasons. David, Sultan: they can fight to claim they are the best “wrestler” in this company. Eddv, Emerald: the most chaotic. Four guys are going after being called the best P4P superstar. His Majesty wants to be recognized as the greatest and Eternal King of UCA. CPU makes entertaining spectacles of lights, sounds, and almost frenzied charisma. He catches people off guard with his words, only to beat them when their guard is down. He is here to make his "SSW" proud...whatever that means. Just a parlor trick if you ask me.

Me? No one analyzes opponents like I do. I make people face evil inside themselves and me. I don’t “wrestle.” I don’t “entertain.” What I do best, better than anyone is make people squirm and scream for mercy. I craft and create the most horrifying moments and matches in UCA history. That is art: etching despair and shame across both wrestlers and the audience, reveling in the effort. People will pay a hefty price to see bloodshed. People will pay ME a hefty price to cause it. As CPU said, I “butcher” people because I can. This taybles title represents wanting people to feel the misery. The misery of facing both an opponent and object that exist only to cause pain. If CPU wants this, he better show me something tonight. Beat Maniac’s ass if he can. He has the fight of his life coming soon, on a stage he isn’t prepared for.
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stevie
Wigs
eddv/emerald
CPU
eaed/XIII
Dp
GTM
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stevie
Wigs
eddv/emerald
Maniac
Boko/Solio
Dp
Nee
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Jedwards
Wigs
eddv/emerald
CPU
eaed/XIII
Blackquill
GTM

The dynasty continues to accumulate prestigr as this once trashy title is now brought to new heights.

When i put down the rowdy dog that is emerald i will prove to you that superiority.
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Sultan and I are opponents next week, but at the end of the day, we're still a team, and he knows that.

Simply Rich is alive and well, and we're going to continue to show that.
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stevie
Wigs
david/Sultan
Maniac
eaed/XIII

GTM
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What have we here, a bit of competition? Exciting, nothing sweeter than the jackpot at the end of a gauntlet. Let's see what kind of hand we're dealt.

stevie
Wigs
eddv/emerald
Maniac
Boko/Solio
Dp
GTM
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Jedwards
Wigs
david/Sultan
CPU
eaed/XIII
Dp
GTM
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A Night of Champions... is it really a night of champions without The Broken Raven? As far as I'm concerned, I am still the Master of Taybles, since the winning "assist" came from a person who ceases to exist, and The Broken Raven doesn't lose to inferior ghosts like Zero Signal.

But all that is perfectly fine. I shall bide my time and resurface after Night of Champions, with no one else to stop me-

*Zero Signal's theme plays, though it sounds staticky and slow-mo. After it stops, Raven stands there confused*

Jedwards
Wigs
david/Sultan
CPU
eaed/XIII
Dp
Nee

I'm not actually out here tonight to talk about Night of Champions. I'm not out here to talk about how badly we're gonna beat Future Rocks (soooo badly!) or what is going to happen after KotB is done (I like the idea of renaming it Lord of the Board!)

I made a deal with the devil. I thought that a partnership with SSW would rejuvenate the UCA, and that the fresh meat and hired muscle would be good for shaking up the current regime. I stand by that, but, well, some of you know how well I do with legal matters. Turns out, that contract wasn't NEARLY as nice as I had been led to believe. That Watson guy knows his stuff, and we did indeed get suckered into becoming their child company.

They're telling us we can still mostly keep control. We can do our thing. Their supervision will be minimal. They might even mean it! But if they think that I am going to sit idly by and let them turn the company I helped build into a sideshow dumping ground for their castoffs, they are going to be sorely mistaken. I- we are gonna fight those jumped up furry bastards, and make their lives so miserable that they're gonna pack up and run back to Europe with whatever amount of tails they have between their legs! We're going to show them what UCA is all about, and make them ever regret trying to bite off more than they can chew. We've got UCA spirit, and my vaguely-defined second-in-command powers!

Tonight (or whenever NoC is posted) Dp is going to beat the oil out of their precious Metal Sonic, but that's just the start. We're taking this place back.
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I'm right with you Tom, right after I successfully defend my title tonight.
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Not going to humor you in making another promo about David talkin time is over!

Time for action

*pulls David in for a sultan slam but doesnt do it am laughs*

Wait until the Night Of Champions
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I have so many reasons to reclaim the tag titles along with my new partner. So many reasons. The most obvious of those, of course, is the defence and protection of UCA tradition. Which I will of course achieve, because that's always been my role here.
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